Listen: All the ills of the world solved!

Or all of them and mostly correct usage of the word "mongo."

What a week it has been so far. Just yesterday morning I woke up, called it a rollercoaster, detailed the various stories on BeachGrit, got in my car, drove to San Clemente, sat down across the now famous coffee table from David Lee Scales and spoke into the microphone.

I felt upbeat. Happy. For this coming week, on Tuesday, Cocaine + Surfing (Cocaine & Surfing in Australia) is officially released and on Thursday Trouble: The Lisa Andersen Story debuts in Florida. Last time around, when Welcome to Paradise, Now Go to Hell dropped I didn’t stop to smell the roses. I was so busy crafting the next book in my head, moving on to bigger and better things.

This time I am enjoying the moment. It feels good. It was a silly thing to write a book and direct a movie in the same short window but anything James Franco can do I can do better (except throw orgies).

And across the coffee table from David Lee Scales I jitterly jabbered like I was on cocaine. We chatted about sexism, racism and retardation. All very important topics of our day and I am certain it is our best podcast yet. Would you like to listen? It won’t hurt my feelings if you say no. I know that I have a voice for writing but I think it is fun.

Like I said, our best one yet.

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Karl Myers
Karl Myers
8 years ago

To clarify, the origin of the word kook is from the hawaiian word, kuk which literally means “shit”

Poop Stance
Poop Stance
8 years ago

I’m slowly listening to this episode on my work commutes and I’m actually a little dismayed at DLS continued inability to understand airs and rotations. It’s almost like explaining “Extreme Sports™️“ to an uncle. Maybe it would help him if “straight airs” were referred as “simple airs”. There is actually no “straight air” in skating, that came from snowboarding as far as I know and it’s misleading because it implies going in a straight line. For the sake of clarity it shouldn’t be used in snowboarding halfpipe either, only kickers and cliffs.

Typical snowbro example: “You gonna huck off this booter, bro?” “Naw dude, I’m too blazed from the dabs on the chair. I’m just gonna straight air it and do a safety mute.”

Perhaps just call them frontside or backside airs as they would be on a ramp, and ditch the straight air terminology altogether.

I’m proud of you, Chas. I hope you can help guide Uncle David to the mountain top.

Jen See
Jen See
8 years ago

That was entertaining. Also Chas and DLS are better at promoting my work than I am, I think! So thanks for that, y’all!

Keener Kola
Keener Kola
8 years ago

Not understanding that the spin debate is a unique gray area with no objective correct answer is unnacceptable for 2 full time journalists

Burf Sword
Burf Sword
8 years ago

I think one of the things that defines California surfing (to pick up an old discussion from Spit, the old Grit) is its participant’s completely unjustified overconfidence, seemingly cultivated in the waves, brought into any discussion. For instance: once you understand the principles of surfing, you’ve been thrashed, you’ve managed a pecking order, you can link maneuvers… Now, you can paddle out anywhere and hold your own… Great. Makes sense. But somehow, the same principles apply everywhere to the California surfer: I know how to use my mouth, I can talk, I’m gonna blabber on about any sophisticated subject as though I have some competency, ya know, like how testosterone levels and line-up pecking orders directly correspond. Painful discussion. Try “learning” as a second hobby… Also, I bet every time Todd Richards goes over Chas’s house in the future he’s going to make sure David’s not there first…

f u
f u
8 years ago
Reply to  Burf Sword

? do you have low testosterone levels?

in tubo veritas
in tubo veritas
8 years ago

i´ve liked others better

Molly Lockwood
Molly Lockwood
8 years ago

I agree with your analysis of lineup meritocracy. Everyone should be given the opportunity to prove their aptitude. If they’re blowing it, backpaddle away. Women are working against a bias that often robs them of this courtesy; that’s what Tara was talking about when she said surfing etiquette is enforced selectively. One more point: being hit on in the lineup almost never flattering, most of the time it’s fat dudes 50 years my senior.

Jen See
Jen See
8 years ago
Reply to  Molly Lockwood

Oh Goddddd. Men hitting on women in the lineup is bad. Kill. It. With. Fire.

Molly Lockwood
Molly Lockwood
8 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

There’s being hit on, and there’s being harassed. An astounding number of men don’t understand the difference. Have you read the news lately?

Jen See
Jen See
8 years ago
Reply to  Molly Lockwood

For reals.

shootsthen
shootsthen
8 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

Interesting, bc in my neck of the woods there’s tons of beautiful women surfers and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a guy harass a women. The men generally don’t engage unless engaged, and even then, pains are taken to appear neutral/non-aggressive/not-hitting on you, just being nice.

Molly Lockwood
Molly Lockwood
8 years ago

This reminds me of the time that Sonny Garcia didn’t like what The ‘Nersh wrote about them and threatened to fuck them up. That piece stayed on the site! Just goes to show how truly formidable the sisterhood is.

Poop Stance
Poop Stance
8 years ago

I think a fun drinking game would be to take a shot every time Chas says “fantastic”.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago

Dang, can’t believe you gifted the spy sunnies to that mongo Tara! You should be flaring up Jeff Bezos’ Eye.

Looking forward to hearing Jen on the podcast soon..

Jen See
Jen See
8 years ago

There is a geography problem! But we shall overcome.

Gino
Gino
8 years ago

Never get tired of the intro

astro
astro
8 years ago

Whoa – new layout !
I haven’t checked the code but is that a mootools script filling the Reading List sidebar as you scroll the page ?
A couple linky fail shortcuts ain’t happening tho – shortcuts to all Comments are borken.

Supaworm
Supaworm
8 years ago
Reply to  astro

Mmmm borken, sounds like bacon. I’m so hungry right now.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  Supaworm

I thought it was Gorkin (flip) ?

The Positivity Generator
The Positivity Generator
8 years ago

Congratulations Chas. I’m sure the books will be slightly irreverent yet well-crafted.

?uzzled
?uzzled
8 years ago

Don’t pigeon hole him into that bullshit stereotype.

The Positivity Generator
The Positivity Generator
8 years ago
Reply to  ?uzzled

Perhaps the positivity generator is broken. It was an attempted compliment. I’ll have to check with the maintenance team.

astro
astro
8 years ago

I’ve just got off the blower to them.
Fans were running full tit, smoke everywhere.
They think it must have been exactly the same time the judges overscored Julian against Kolohe. Too much injustice for her, so she spat the dummy.
Held in for another day on backup circuitry and has finally cooked herself.
She’s had the dick, mate.
kaput

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago

Any positions available in the maintenance team? I’m very lazy and am seeking a role with the least amount of responsibility possible. Also, I hate people. I look forward to hearing from you.

The Positivity Generator
The Positivity Generator
8 years ago

Tomas, as you know the positivity generator is powered by positive vibes. Send your CV to the Gudauskas brothers and they will see if you’re a good fit for the organisation.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago

I can be positive too but I need at least 3 hours of good uncrowded waves. After this, my optimistic outlook and stupid grin usually lasts less than 24 hours only.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago
Reply to  ?uzzled

Slightly irreverent is offensive! Not setting the bar high.

?uzzled
?uzzled
8 years ago

Wow, that was a quick turnaround on the Australian translation.

Keener Kola
Keener Kola
8 years ago
Reply to  ?uzzled

Why would active shooter ever enter your brain as a rational chat name.

It’s weird. Not a clever hunting pun.

?uzzled
?uzzled
8 years ago
Reply to  Keener Kola

So I guess I won’t get any upvotes from keener kola then? I guess I’m not witty enough to understand the clever pun behind your name, would you mind splaining me?

Keener Kola
Keener Kola
8 years ago
Reply to  ?uzzled

Keener is a try-hard. I come from a downhill skating background where the term is more offensive. So keener cola would be the beverage of the jocks.

?uzzled
?uzzled
8 years ago
Reply to  Keener Kola

Now I get it, must be a cultural reference from a country other than America. My name is American. Very American.

Keener Kola
Keener Kola
8 years ago
Reply to  ?uzzled

Also it’s a meme page so I’m going for cross-platform continuity.

longtom
longtom
8 years ago

how good was that final scene….so epic

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

On the buses it ain’t .

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago

Great photo of Koa Smith and Yago Dora recreating Midnight Cowboy got the grit.


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