Fame: BeachGrit on Denver news!

What's not to love about the story of a man who faked cancer to buy heroin?

Usually when a surf website makes normal news it is for something tedious and tawdry. Like posting images of underaged topless girls or the publication of anti-Semitic slurs. And BeachGrit is so proud to toe this historically important line!

Your humble servants made it on Denver’s local television news broadcast last night because we featured and pushed the story of a man who faked cancer in order to steal money in order to do heroin. Of course we were not mentioned by name but there is the homepage right there beamed into the living rooms of hundreds of older Coloradans.

I was actually surprised, in all honesty, to see Micael Kocher in prison orange. We Facebook chatted, briefly, after it became public that he scammed people. He asked if I was disappointed. I told him I was not but that his story really begged for a bigger blast at the end. Like a sprint to Europe at the very least.

He responded that his dog literally ate his passport so he could not leave the country and then apparently turned himself in.

Bummer. But look at us on television! Watch us shine in the most tedious and tawdry manner possible! And how good are those prison video chats? Does it make you want to visit the land behind bars? Do you think they trick inmates with a fake camera at the bottom of the phone console so that they can’t look all dreamy into the camera? Why else would Michael K be staring awkwardly downward featuring the zit on his brow?

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Michael A Kocher
Michael A Kocher
10 years ago

The camera is above the screen, the reporters face required me to look down. I look people in the eyes when I talk, it was intensely frustrating.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
10 years ago

“The dog ate my passport”? what an attention seeking cunt.

Michael A Kocher
Michael A Kocher
10 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

I mean, that’s actually what happened. Plus the whole needing to take responsibility thing.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago

Dude’s hella fat for a junkie. Is “heroin” a code word for “desserts”?

Michael A Kocher
Michael A Kocher
10 years ago
Reply to  Mariano Landa

I haven’t done heroin in almost a year. I have done a lot of cocaine and I was much fatter before that. I like cake.

Tom House
Tom House
10 years ago

why denver

Michael A Kocher
Michael A Kocher
10 years ago
Reply to  Tom House

Where I’m living unfortunately

Tom House
Tom House
10 years ago

oh come on now. living in beautiful, healthy denver is probably the least of your problems.

Michael A Kocher
Michael A Kocher
10 years ago
Reply to  Tom House

It isn’t by the ocean?

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
10 years ago

I really wanna know the behind-the-scenes story of how he got found out! Is Rory a Sherlock? Chas a Jessica Fletcher? Derek maybe Poirot?

Rory Parker
Rory Parker
10 years ago

I’m not gonna tell you the story, because whatever you think happened is cooler than what actually did.

Ghostface Braddah
Ghostface Braddah
10 years ago
Reply to  Rory Parker

I respect that.

haroldbethyname
haroldbethyname
10 years ago
Reply to  Rory Parker

Lemme guess, he told a girl he was sleeping/getting high with, he slept/got high with another girl,
first one got mad and spilled the beans?

Michael A Kocher
Michael A Kocher
10 years ago

Something very like this


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