Dan Rose (left) Sheryl Sandberg (middle) and Mark Zuckerberg (right) pose with ...Lost surfboard.
Dan Rose (left) Sheryl Sandberg (middle) and Mark Zuckerberg (right) pose with ...Lost surfboard.

Aloha: The man who wed Facebook and WSL flees to Hawaii!

Heads begin to roll over J-Bay fiasco!

Oh it seems like just yesterday that we learned of the groundbreaking, earth shaking, gorgeously choreographed marriage between the World Surf League and the world’s largest social media platform Facebook.

Did you pop the bubbs when you first heard? When you first read Forbes crow:

The World Surf League and Facebook have inked a groundbreaking agreement which makes the social media platform the exclusive digital home for the WSL’s live events for the next two years. It is the largest deal in the history of the WSL and includes significant promotional aspects in addition to the annual rights fee. The WSL is expected to net an estimated $30 million over the two years, according to industry insiders.

$30 million over two years ain’t nothing to sneeze at. It is an amount I wish I had right now but, moreover, wish I had unfiltered/unlimited/unconstricted access to Facebook itself. The bastards throttle like you wouldn’t even believe and so the future was very bright minus Russian trolls and Mark Zuckerberg’s overuse of the word “senator” and… whatever.

But then there was J-Bay and the oops and the glitchy feed and the straight up lies lofted from the WSL’s Santa Monica HQ about the numbers of concurrent viewers etc. The rollout was by any measure a complete and utter disaster and let’s turn quickly to Awful Announcing which wrote:

The league was forced to apologize earlier this week to fans who experienced issues watching live streams of events on Facebook. As fans have tuned in to watch the early rounds of the Corona Open J-Bay, they’ve been met with a slew of streaming issues, including being unable to watch the event at all. The organization released an apology on their site, including information on how to watch the event until the issues are resolved.

Well bummer. But who was behind this potentially wonderful relationship? Oh. It was a man named Dan Rose whose title was Facebook’s Vice-President of Partnerships who answered the following question:

Facebook has funded some of the shows. How did you pick which ones to invest in?

with:

Obviously, creating premium episodic content is expensive. Until we have a large enough audience – so the advertising revenue can cover the cost of creative — we helped fund some of them, so people see something when they go to Watch. Also, we wanted to inspire creators for what we think will work well for this product, to show the larger ecosystem what’s possible. The show with Mike Rowe [“Returning the Favor”], which has a real community focus, that was easy. World Surf League, which already has passionate community, is a perfect partnership. And the show with LaVar Ball [“Ball in the Family”] — that family has created a lot of conversation and interest.

Except then there was J-Bay with the oops and the glitchy feed and the straight up lies and now this Dan Rose is totally fleeing because the grumpy surfer was his unexpected end. Shall we read a touch from CNBC?

Dan Rose, one of Facebook’s earliest executives, is leaving the company, he announced on his Facebook page Wednesday.

Rose joined Facebook in 2006 and reported to Chief Operating Officer Sheryl Sandberg. He’s moving to Hawaii where his family has lived for the last year, he said, and will not seek another executive position. He plans to “stay active through advising and investing in companies,” he said.

Rose’s departure marks another key exit for the social media company as it battles scandals around user privacy and its ad-based business model and angry grumpy surfers furious at the less than quality rollout of a World Surf League something.

So long, Dan! Or as they say in Hawaii, “Aloha also means goodbye.” Or as they also say in Hawaii, “Haole want cracks?”

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surfmom
surfmom
8 years ago

Everyone’s different. My opinion is that there is simply not enough value in taking such a moral affront to crude jokes of the tameness and inanity as the one that kicked off this whole thing. A joke that’d probably be funny to a Jew… but I digress

surfmom
surfmom
8 years ago

You don’t have to explain to me the ramifications of racism. What he said was very tame for how incensed you’ve become.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago

Praise Jebus! Also what does Jebus look like? I think I saw him the other day trying to pick up a chick that could of previously been a man.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago

So gorgeous.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
8 years ago

It’s a joke not a male orgy, don’t take it so hard.

surfmom
surfmom
8 years ago

You need to cool it with the fake indignation. ‘Scary discrimination’? Are you even aware what that term means? You’re either a troll or a fucking pussy for making a harmless uncouth statement some giant debate.

Superworm
Superworm
8 years ago

Nobody’s else noticed Chas that the whole point of the article was a passive aggressive attack on …Biolos. Well played

Snowbored
Snowbored
8 years ago

Fair enough.
Your utilization of “Jewish” in an unfounded and derogatory manner implies that you are anti-Semitic and therefore ignorant in my book.
Of course, i would actually be happy to hear that I am wrong. And your slight towards the Jewish race was incidental and unintentional.

Bushman
Bushman
8 years ago

Think you are wrongly informed. You need to do some research.

Rather than tell you the truth… look it up… not what the news tells you… type in THE Truth!

Go from there…

Happy discovery!

Bushman
Bushman
8 years ago

Notice this myself while selling luxury items to top excutives…mostly Jewish.

And non of them could run a lemonade stand without lower management. Would always get me wondering….why they have the control and cash.

Bushman
Bushman
8 years ago

Top excutives are Jewish…why so?

Bushman
Bushman
8 years ago

Don’t worry Jeff… snow balls is kook of the highest degree…and knows it.

StarJamma
StarJamma
8 years ago

Hey guys, guys…… Let Mick Fanning determine who is Jewish or not, ok?

Bushman
Bushman
8 years ago

Funny how all these clowns have last names of the tribe….is this a coincidence?

Crackie Onassis
Crackie Onassis
8 years ago

Damn, those grumpy surfers!

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
8 years ago

Bitter *

Snowbored
Snowbored
8 years ago

If you need me to explain the word ignorant then you truly are. Sorry.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
8 years ago

Haha.. Starting your day off with a cup of Joe and laughter is a good beginning. I’m off, good work gentlemen!

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
8 years ago

I generally shower every 24 hours but I would like to note than on a 48 hour bender I still smelled like shit 5 minutes into the session whilst wearing the 48 hour protection.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
8 years ago

That’s why smoking should never have been banned in pubs and clubs.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago

Welcome to Tom and Jeff’s Caddy Shack . Interesting discussion and refreshingly polite .

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago

Dan rose from the couch , and with mike , rowed his boat around the Hawaiian Islands ,but they had not counted on Pele ,who sent them a welcoming gift , Lavar Ball , and Poseidon who rolled out Hurricane Lane ? Aloha . Zuckers?


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