Breaking: blink-182 cancels Surf Ranch Pro show!

But don't worry! Social Distortion is here to save the day!

Everything was working. Everything was working so damn well minus Joe Turpel’s vocabulary, the left, Martin Potter, too much Merino, the actual plow itself plus a handful of other issues depending on who you talk to and depending on what they’re drinking.

Surf Ranch. A success. An unmitigated* success then blink-182 cancels.

Like that.

Blaming drummer “Travis Barker’s ongoing medical issues.”

Dammit.

And what the hell? What the dammit hell? How could this happen?

Tickets were sold based purely on blink’s wide appeal. Tickets, man, to kids wanting to see mechanical surf of course but also Travis Barker, Mark Hoppus and Tom DeLonge. I mean Matt Skiba.

How?

Thankfully there appeared to be a backup. Social Distortion. Social D.

Now, I’m not even going to pretend I don’t love Social D so I’ll be there. But will you?

Will you?

Speaking of Social D real quick I saw Mike Ness once backstage at a Brian Setzer Orchestra show in Orange County. My damned ex-wife performed with Brian Setzer and I was there backstage, before she was my ex-wife, standing next to Mike Ness, looking at him thinking “heroin does no favors.” Though maybe it had nothing to do with heroin. He was very wide. Much wider than I wanted him to be. And that sounds like it has absolutely nothing to do with heroin at all does it.

My damned ex-wife is also from near Lemoore remember. She grew up in the cow stink and made me hate that cow stink forever and ever and ever. Everything comes full circle.

Everything.

*Minus Joe Turpel’s vocabulary, the left, Martin Potter, too much Merino and the actual plow itself plus a grab bag of other things.

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Simon Says
Simon Says
8 years ago

Social D needs to open with Drug Train. Anyone who is willing to accept the piece of fucking shit judging that’s taking place must be on Drugs!

Old Kook
Old Kook
8 years ago

Drummers medical issues? A hard hitting tatted up chain smoking drummer succumbs to medical issues? I don’t buy it. I think they finally looked up Lemoore on the map and said Fuck This!

jorgen
jorgen
8 years ago

Anyone see Tom DeLonge on the Rogan podcast talking about aliens? Guy is at least 3/4 of the way to a break down.

surfshiny
surfshiny
8 years ago

Blink-182 is less reliable than Bruce Irons.

Grimlock
Grimlock
8 years ago

Will the I Brake For Satan crowd get their money refunded?

Mr. Potz’s Opus
Mr. Potz’s Opus
8 years ago

As JTIV (joe turpel’s inner voice) i’m so proud that finally my monotone zolofted excitement, is fianlly mentioned by my hero, Chas in one of his diatribes. Also why the F was longtom not there as a wildcard???

Ricoimmo
Ricoimmo
8 years ago

best plan b since the actual plan b.
best use of fisticuffs since chas choked ashton.

https://variety.com/2018/mu…

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
8 years ago

Heck, they could have gotten BORIS! and fixed everything.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
8 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Hell I’d drive to Lemoore for a BORIS/SunnO))) double bill…

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
8 years ago

I almost flew from Victoria to see BORIS! and The Melvins at the Roxy!

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
8 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Even better- they played at the Echoplex. Roxy has shitty sound!

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
8 years ago

Oh shit, well I would have fucked up anyway.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Melvins are possibly the only band I have walked out after they finished and thought that I couldn’t possibly have taken another song, (in a good way).

Perhaps ‘War on Wisdom’ could be the new wsl theme?

Official Vid: https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Live: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
8 years ago

I watched them do Houdini in full in Melbourne and the played Honeybucket twice. Fucking twice!

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

I saw the 2 drummer tour. Just blew me away for intensity. So much so, that it took a minute or two of conversation with a mate to note that Buzz was wearing a kaftan and the bass player wore a turban the whole show. It was completely incidental to the music. Awesome. (Would love to see the Steven McDonald version).

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
8 years ago

Trevor Dunn was on bass 🙂 Met Buzz out the front earlier and he just spent the time laughing at his own jokes. That laugh!

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

He’s a different cat, that’s for sure. I fear he would be the one person I’d go giggly schoolgirl over. Dale, on the other hand, and I would get on fine.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago

Wow. Never heard of em.
I think I’ll be checking them out a bit more thanks!

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

They’re not everyone’s cup of tea, but they’ve managed a fair bit of influencing in their career, one way or another.

Grimlock
Grimlock
8 years ago

Hermano vs. Unida? Who do you choose?

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
8 years ago
Reply to  Grimlock

Slo Burn

Grimlock
Grimlock
8 years ago

Holy Shit! You answered correctly. You just blew my mind.

Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
8 years ago

“Son of God”

Lolo
Lolo
8 years ago

So just tuned into the feed to see a camera feed of a flat, deserted pool and an announcement that the event is on hold. WTF? Has the sled broken down? And when did a wave become a run? Each competitor gets 2 runs??? What is this circus I’ve tuned into…

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago

They should put the flags at half-mast for Burt Reynolds.

Ricoimmo
Ricoimmo
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

half-staff. (just because this comments section has turned into a linguistic battleground.)

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  Ricoimmo

Half-assed?

J H
J H
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Certainly not Burt.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  J H

No Sir.

Kook Dahanamoku
Kook Dahanamoku
8 years ago
Reply to  Ricoimmo

Half-mast in Australia, half-staff in America. Although we rarely observe the tradition down here because we really don’t care about things very much.

Ricoimmo
Ricoimmo
8 years ago

half-mast on ship, half-staff on land

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Old legends never die, they just keep…losing weight.

Glen Winton’s mullet
Glen Winton’s mullet
8 years ago

Visalia and Coos County…how didn’t that last?

Is the MC5 going to replace social d or are they going right to Dick Dale?

Maybe the WSL should only pick musical guests for Master events.

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
8 years ago

Hope there are no Trump supporters at the show since Mike Ness tends to beat them https://nypost.com/2018/08/…

blanchardsbottomcontours
blanchardsbottomcontours
8 years ago

fitting that lowers will pump all next week…would rather watch barra de tijuca

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
8 years ago

“ongoing medical issues” – more like low ticket sales I reckon!

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
8 years ago

Oh, looks like they cancelled the whole tour, probably got nothing to do with low ticket sales in Lemoore. The curse of Sophie strikes again!

Dooma
Dooma
8 years ago

…..They actually improved the event? I thought they’d replace them with something equal or worse like Pennywise but instead they’ve upgraded the whole event ten fold with Social Distortion? Ya Kidding?

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
8 years ago

first they lose cloud break and now blink 182. come on Sophie. get your shit together.

f u
f u
8 years ago
Otto
Otto
8 years ago

Geez, Michael February’s arms swing so wildly he made a cow one field over flinch and choke on it’s cud.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Dare I say “the new Wiggolly”?

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

**gasp**
Oh no you didn’t!!

The tourettic wounded gull?

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Yep. The gorilla with a broken back.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
8 years ago

Wessley looks to be on next year and we’ll be getting our monies worth. It clearly appears that he has been trying to out paddle his big bro in his formative years.

Magnum
Magnum
8 years ago

I’ve watched it for two minutes and already lost interest. And, from what I can tell, there are hardly any spectators there…

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
8 years ago
Reply to  Magnum

I think it is closed today but dang Turpel totally commented on the “huge crowd” hahaha!

astro
astro
8 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Any word on why the feed keeps dropping, Chas.
Very nearly unwatchable.
I’ve seen a bit of it but this would drop number 7 or 8 for me.

Billy  Crystalmethodman
Billy Crystalmethodman
8 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Turpel is the Sarah Huckabee Sanders of the WSL

Magnum
Magnum
8 years ago

The Sean Spicer. He was the one stepping on his d!ck during that debacle.

SHS kicks ass.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
8 years ago
Reply to  Magnum

hahahahahah!

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  Magnum

She is brutal and effective, but she works for the evil.

Magnum
Magnum
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

She pantses Jim “Look at me I’m Jim Acosta” Acosta on a daily basis. It’s glorious.

In the last days, men will call good, evil and evil, good.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
8 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Have you seen Joel Tudor’s latest idiotic post, where he takes credit for the women getting equal pay and his hopes longboarder kids will someday earn as much as other surfers, looks like he blocked the comments section for the post!

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago

So many Joels, so little time. He basically invented equality. And was’nt thanked!

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

You have to be fucking kidding, there were 250 people there tod ay including pros, coaches, filters and WSL employees, and a few Facebookers who have rented the whole pool out after this for fun.

Ashton's Yellow Hat
Ashton's Yellow Hat
8 years ago

Thank God, we’ll never hear Joe Turpel say “Blink 182” again.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago

Be grateful JTurp isn’t a Kiwi. Blunk wun-et-too do not rock in any language.


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