Dreams-come-true department: Surfer/snowboarder mortgages house, buys ski chalet, never has to work again!

You living your dream?

It’s a hoary old line: find something you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

Easier said than done, as we all know. I love cupping the pendulous bosoms of middle-aged Jewesses and eating hot bread rolls that have been buttered with a particular Scandinavian butter but I’m yet to make a dollar out of it.

One lifelong surfer, and snowboarder, who has cut himself a piece of the lifestyle pie is the Australian Dan Solo. This is a man who wanted to be the master of his own ship but, like most of us, got caught in the gotta-make-cash wheel. He had a pregnant girl and was trying to live and survive in one of the most expensive cities in the world, Sydney as if you had to ask.

Dan earned his bread as a web developer but says that every day, as he rode the ferry to work, “I felt sad. All these grey men in their grey suits with their grey frowns. My mantra is, you get one crack at life, so you better make it a bloody good one. And I wasn’t making my life a good one.”

For twenty years, Dan and his girl, Andy, worked hard and didn’t save a cent.

Dan and Andy had a talk.

“We can’t do this for the next twenty years. We’re miserable.”

When he’s not surfing around Sydney, Dan and Andy like to take off for Japan. Buckets of powder. Real nice people. Good electronics. Warm Saki.

Dan had always loved the Japanese vibe. When he was thirteen he told his best pal that when he had a kid he was going to call him after the protagonist in the Japanese post-apocalytic animated film Akira.

By the time they’d hit their thirties, Dan and Andy had ridden all over Japan. And so they figured, why don’t we open a little boutique chalet in the mountains? The pair had  been pouring their lives into their Bondi apartment (Sydney is the second-most heated property market after Hong Kong), a place where a crummy two-bedder a click from the beach starts at a million bucks, and had enough equity to peel off a slice and invest in their dream.

(Their kid Akira wasn’t so little anymore either. He was sixteen, fluent in Japanese after a life in the International School system and loved to ride Japan’s powder.)

The Luxe Room At Snowball. What Games Of The Flesh You Might Play Here!
The Joint Pukes. The Snow Equivalent Of Cloudbreak Or G-Land.

And the thing about Japan is, because of the big ski resort bust in the late-nineties and the subsequent reticence of banks to lend money to anyone buying property in the snow, it’s cheap, at least relative to Australia.

So, three years ago, they bought a dreamy nine-room chalet for a couple hundred thousand Australian at Madarao Mountain, two hours by bullet from Tokyo. They’d driven past it and, on a whim, had stopped and asked the seventy-two-year-old owner if she’d sell. Her eyes lit up. Property is hard to shift in these parts. When they went to sign the deal, it turned out they’d bought two blocks of land.

Snowball Chalet, Post-Renovation.

Dan and Andy renovated the existing chalet, turning a trad pension into a hip, but luxe, ski chalet. They stuck a yurt on the other and turned into a buzzy little bar called the Shaggy Yak. They’d banked on a twenty-five percent occupancy rate, something they thought might be a little bullish, but it wound up at fifty-five in that first year.

This year it’s shaping up to be over eighty percent.

Sexy Apres Ski In Snowball&Rsquo;S Lounge.

The success of Snowball Chalet means Dan gets to split his time between snowboarding the northern hemisphere winter in Japan and surfing the rest of the year in Australia.

Sure he’s got a little work to do in the off season, dealing with the website, online bookings, improvements on the joint, and when he’s on the mountain his role is to host guests, riding with ’em on mountain, showing off the hot pools and snow monkeys that live nearby, dinners etc.

The Japanese Snow Monkeys That Live Nearby. Lovely Pink Snouts.

It sure ain’t digging ditches.

It’s a story, a lesson, I think, in learning think in a way that examines, first, what you love, how you gonna earn your bread and in what manner you plan on spending your pitifully short time here on earth.

I see Dan in the surf, around the beach and it’s like he’s seen, I dunno, the truth, I suppose. That killing yourself at work so you might retire with a little cash at seventy ain’t the only way to cut the pie.

More than that: you don’t need to be rich to live a rich life.

 

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Queen Astarte
Queen Astarte
8 years ago

how big is the chip on Hawaiian’s shoulders? Positively Molokai sized……by the way…..great waves there. (Book several tickets for your Haole friends)

Badger
Badger
8 years ago

That is without doubt, the shittest looking website and brand I’ve ever seen.

Why developers should develop and make loads of money and designers should design whilst staying broke.

Jake D
Jake D
8 years ago

I don’t know for sure, but maybe Dan would have a bit more cash lying around if he didn’t take so many trips to Japan.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago

I’m totally sincere in this comment thread instance.
(Apart from my name)

Tom
Tom
8 years ago

Oh and by the way the bloke tried to crowd fund for 250K for his injuries – because he fell out of a window in Paris. Believe he did can it for the backlash!!!
Am going to dig some holes in the garden

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  Tom

How’s yer peepers?

Tom
Tom
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Thought was already one eyed!! Over it still down on vision – just left eye luckily – back to John Hunter eye clinic tomoz. getting there tho thanks

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
8 years ago
Reply to  Tom

Ha! Wrong Dan. The Chalet is owned by https://uploads.disquscdn.c… Dan Solo not Dan Single. This is the lovely Dan Single, who actually surfs pretty good, by coincidence.

Tom
Tom
8 years ago

Well fuck me I am a kook with uveitis in one eye and cant fucking read solo to single!!! apologies and I will go back to the opthomologist

Justin Housman
Justin Housman
8 years ago

Surfs good, can’t wear a pair of shorts to save his life.

Justin Housman
Justin Housman
8 years ago

You don’t need to be rich to live a rich life, no. But you do need to be rich to send your kid to international language school and buy a Japanese ski chalet.

Also, the plan is as it always has been: you find a spouse who tolerates, nay, appreciates, your outdoorsiness and lack of proper job-having and won’t mind if you ain’t the breadwinner. Then you cling on for dear, dear life.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago
Reply to  Justin Housman

Dammit why the fuck did I never consider this option

Justin Housman
Justin Housman
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

I trained under Master Warshaw in the swamps of Dagobah.

Jen See
Jen See
8 years ago
Reply to  Justin Housman

Your plan is the good plan, yes

Moreton Bay Porridge
Moreton Bay Porridge
8 years ago
Reply to  Justin Housman

very good plan.

Tom
Tom
8 years ago

Good on him living the dream part – but the guy founded Ksubi he wasn’t exactly short of coin!!

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

Lemoore’s greatest gift
Is a rectangular hole
Perfectly boring

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
8 years ago

Sounds like he’s pretty fucking rich but.

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago

yeah, there is that.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
8 years ago

He ain’t rich, mortgaged his little apartment to the hilt. As for you, tell me where I can get a slice of that betting pie you been serving…

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
8 years ago

Anyone who can peel off 200k equity to fund a passion project which also earns them good cash is pretty rich in my book.

As for the betting pie, I’m not sure you want any, it’s bitter at the best of times. The surf ranch was a game changer for betting, sure, and if they had a whole tour based on that format (and ironed out the judging discrepancies) then I’m sure I’d be a rich man. (At least initially, until the bookies figured out the things that us who follow pro surfing know and adjusted their odds accordingly).

longtom
longtom
8 years ago

I imagine Wiggs has a head like one of those snow monkeys.

Toin coss
Toin coss
8 years ago

Hopefully he doesn’t end up despising what he once loved as he’s now turned it into his job.

Seas Nail
Seas Nail
8 years ago

Asa Akira.

The MHL Buoy
The MHL Buoy
8 years ago
Reply to  Seas Nail

Hmmmm

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
8 years ago
Reply to  Seas Nail

Nuru massage.

snapper
snapper
8 years ago

Now who really wrote this article about Dan living the dream… Dan ?😜

mine.mine.mine
mine.mine.mine
8 years ago

I’m gonna own a coffee shop in latin america, partner with a local so I am not a total conquistador fuckwit, but still that is what I am gonna do. I’m gonna serve you all $1 coffee while you travel through and shots of rum in your breakfast smoothies. Fuck this shit!

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
8 years ago
Reply to  mine.mine.mine

and bindles. don’t forget the bindles.

mine.mine.mine
mine.mine.mine
8 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

? whats a bindle? i googled it and it is a hobo backpack? I’m open to suggestions.. I promise no expat dreadlock hipster chicks with tattoos will be serving you coffee.. only beautiful latina’s

Glen Winton’s mullet
Glen Winton’s mullet
8 years ago

By luxe room, you mean Yurt.

Seems like propaganda from the offspring free crowd.

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago

you mean like, the pennywise crowd?

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago

Speaking of chalets; has anyone heard from Bicko recently? Do we know if he’s OK? He’s usually on here lots.
Walter?

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

I have a hunch he’s lying naked on a beach somewhere getting a blow job. Can’t understand why that would prevent him from commenting on Beach Grit though?!

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago
Reply to  Bleach'd Git

Certainly hasn’t stopped us!

Get back here Bicky!

Walter Pepekay
Walter Pepekay
8 years ago
Reply to  Bleach'd Git

His hands busy, maybe?

Walter Pepekay
Walter Pepekay
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

He talked about vacations down here in France, don’ t remember when but I think it was September. and we had some decent swells recently, he’s too busy to check internet, I hope!

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  Walter Pepekay

Excellent. I worry about my digital brothers and sisters.

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

You’re our digital matriarch Channel (if thats even your real name)

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Abercrombie Byzantine Channelbottom the Third,
at your service sir.

jorgen
jorgen
8 years ago

Just got yourself a few free weeks ey Derek? Good work! Madarao aint a bad base if you have a car.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
8 years ago

What’s wrong with digging holes. I am proud of some of the holes I have dug and are sometimes sad to fill them in again.

StarJamma
StarJamma
8 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

Yeah but how many pendulous bosoms have been cupped due to these holes? One? One and a half?

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
8 years ago
Reply to  StarJamma

you might be surprised how many pendulous bosoms can be caught in a well placed excavation. especially now that everyone walks around staring at their phones.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

Just a moment of appreciation for Phat here everybody

GiGi
GiGi
8 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

Agreed…. sounds easier to be a plumber….

m0rt
m0rt
8 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr
turts
turts
8 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

Fuck yeah, like when you nail the perfect final trim in the bobcat

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
8 years ago
Reply to  turts

Yep. It’s right up there on list of “personally satisfying moments that for some reason are not publicly celebrated”. Like getting only shady seat at smoko or snapping of a clean cable.
Only a labourer knows the feeling.

turts
turts
8 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

The clean drop in the site dunny. There should be an awards night for that


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