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Watch: DJ-Surfer Paul Fisher in “You want a story? I’ll give you a fucking story!”

Death by misadventure!

Two months ago, we reported on the chart-topping success of the former Gold Coast pro surfer Paul Fisher who’d reinvented himself as an electronic dance music disc jockey.

His latest single, Losing It, which follows Ya Kidding and Stop It, has been wowing crowds from Ibiza to Miami Beach. Australia’s national broadcaster, Triple J, described it thus:

“Losing It lays down a throbbing bass-aided beat that’s sure to bring blisters to your feet, whether in your loungeroom, at the club or alongside thousands of fellow fans.”

Today, he appears in a video short for Honest Ale, the beer brand of his long-time friends Taj Burrow, Jay Davies and Dino Adrian.

In this episode of Honest Tales, which follows stories on Jake Paterson, Ben Rufus, Shorty “The Chippy” and Adzy “The Plumber”, Fisher tells the story of the time he, Dean Morrison, the Hazza twins and a pal Dazza Scott, were lost at sea in North Queensland.

It’s a story that’s been told before, click here for a cartoon version told by Dingo, but this episode reveals Fisher at his finest.

“What do you cunts want?” says Fisher. “You want a story? I’ll give you a fucking story.”

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Krill

Your a fkn disgrace cunt, several tours of duty in Ibiza and a fishing trip gone bad is still the craziest shit that’s ever happened to ya?

Tom

ha aha fucking cunt fuck cunt fuck cunt crocs cunt brown snake cunt swim cunt fuck tiger shark fuck cunt

channelbottom

And did you notice all the editing cuts? This was when they would pan over to Her Majesty, sitting adjacent.

Tom

Maybe Her Majesty was dictating his story and making sure he dropped enough aussie vernacular in?

channelbottom

More likely to be Prince Phil with that mouth.

david fffff

Can you be racist against aussies? As another white dude from likely England? Because I think I don’t like any of them.

Instalo Feedeira

Sure can bud, specially against Gold Coast scum they really put the con in convict.

James Bickerton

The feeling is mutual ya Seppo and there is a good chance the name was originally Fischer making him of German origin .What ya gunna do about that Whitey ?

david fffff

Fuck me, you’re all garbage humans

James Bickerton

That makes you one of us ,garbage human , or are you artificial unintelligence ?

KRIS

… ya kidding? Stop it! (I’m) losing it!
imagine if he starts mixing tunes with actual lyrics… !!!

James Bickerton

Could be worse Conner Coffin might be the supporting act ?

KRIS

… disagree mate. It couldn’t possibly be. Oh, hang-on it could…
https://youtu.be/nyhnm4DJFfc

Nick Dee

Kooks didn’t understand what Jimi Hendrix was saying. While Jimi was not saying what they said he was saying, at least in their case, Jimi was right. That so-called ‘surf music’ is unlistenable. 11 world titles and zero Grammys. Stick to surfing Kelly and stick to taking photos the other guy.

channelbottom

Something something women’s genitalia …?? I’m not sure I understand the story, but he seems pleased.

Bless his cotton socks.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style

Didn’t know there was another shit beer brand made by wankers. CUB for life cunt. Cheers mate.

Phat-wan kerr

I found his pink hand bag and the handcuff key hanging from his wrist very distracting.

shootsthen

Wow.

Goodbye Horses

Subtitles please.

Trogan Fan

stories like this are better when they die at the end.


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