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Albee Layer: “I don’t know who you’re blowing in the judging booth (Billy Kemper) , but Kai Lenny won!”

"I feel bad for making Billy feel bad. We all know he rips but I think the judging should change."

Don’t you love a little controversy in your sport and men, and it’s always men I’m afraid, who don’t hit the self-censor button as a default?

Earlier today, as reported here, the lovely Billy Kemper, whose beautiful big eyes are filled with an emphatic warmth like a passerby mourning a car-hit deer moved to the side of the road, won his third Jaws Challenge.

Afterwards, Billy thanked his deceased mom and the world rejoiced etc.

All except Albee Layer who was curious as to whether or not Mr Kemper had convulsed various judges with his cupid’s bow lips

And,

Men's Jaws Challenge - FINAL - Kemper vs Lenny vs Rothman vs Baker vs Layer vs Larronde

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When contacted, Albee said,

“God, I’m kinda over it. I feel bad for making Billy feel bad. We all know he rips but I think the judging should change.”

Albee added, “I’m sick of being the one that says what most people are thinking. I don’t think there should be high scores for incomplete waves.”

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mike m

Gotta claim it at the end with a chestbeat to get into the excellent score range.

channelbottom

Yes!!!

Paulo De Tarso Duarte

Well
What about the totally absent of class, politeness, education, to involve a third person who has directly nothing about the case?
Grow up moron, be a man, and this has nothing to do about criticize the contest, it’s about the fake attitude of her calls including the other guy.

Mads Naeraa

The Stranglers and The Cure; two of the best concerts of my (long) life. Fuck, there was some good music in the 80s!

Green Eggs and Spam

I would tell Albee instagram isn’t always platform to let all your feeling out there. Pretty disrespectful to a best friend. Must be really difficult being such a shot caller.

kooks_who_rip

Agree 1000%….they had to reward Kemper charging, but no way can those scores come close to excellent surfing, especially when Kai was doing what he was doing. It’s not like Kemper was the only one going and the rest of the field was sitting in the channel. His high score was 8.07, now compare that to Kai’s completed tube which got an 8.33?!?!? Are you kidding me? Should be 1.5-2 point difference in IMO. Give Kemper a 7 for the effort and guts, and give Kai an 8.5 for a beautifully surfed wave. Shoot, Tyler Larronde’s completed tube scored lower than Kemper’s….

joeys nosegard

thats a classic in any era

joeys nosegard

regardless of the quips, the only pro surfing final i’ve watched in entirety all year. And watched again and again.

grumpy local

Incorrect Albee. Kemper’s almost-makes were heavier, more exciting and required more skill than Kai’s makes.

kalish

He’s right.

Chazz Michael Michaels

Good on ya, Albee.

And he’s right, right? Certainly on the basis that big wave comps should be judged over the course of a day rather than in heats, and they absolutely should be.

channelbottom

Refreshing talk from a professional sports-creature.

SophieGoldschmidthotsister

Albee Layer blowing the judges exercises

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channelbottom

I’ve got boardshorts that vaguely look like that!!!

#suxdegreesofseparation

Does anyone want my autograph?

James Bickerton

Looks like there are channels on the front but are there any channels on the bottom ? Sign here ………… CB

channelbottom
James Bickerton

Thanks champ for glowing in the dark and making my day-glo .

channelbottom

Believe it or not, that was done on a free app I got for my daughter to draw on when bored, out. The app is called “Doodoo Pad.”

Honest. Look it up,

Otto

silly temper quip. you don’t think?

joeys nosegard

I do.

channelbottom

I love me a good bit of Spoonerisms.

joeys nosegard

Can we forgive him for having a big mouth when pumped up with adrenaline? I hope so.

Miki Dora

Ah, surf contests… always bringing out the best in people.

Nick Dee

Difficult call. W$L is judging it as a “spectator” sport. Kemper’s long long tube then literally spat out was sick and far more spectacular than Lenny’s wave where he did a lovely take off and two very good turns. Lenny did make a tube but both Kemper’s tubes were hollower.. ??? its up to the surfers & W$L to decide what they want to focus on…. Layer wanted to surf the previous day but more conservatively… “”I think part of the reason is that there’s quite a few people who charge a lot harder than their talent.” Albee continued. “There’s a way to go surf today and be relatively safe. It’s just when you get too many big egos in a heat… like that first heat just pushed each other too deep right away.”

Pork Hunt

I still feel that you need to ride out of a barrel for it to be scored as a barrel ride.

Kennypowersmullet

I reckon getting spat out on board or not kinda counts for something. Billy was never making his tube in the first heat where as twig was pretty much there. Either way 100% respect they both absolute maddogs. They were both waves of a lifetime.

Nick Dee

That’s the issue. Kemper and Twiggy packed those barrels in the 1st found. Craziest ever. This must be scored highly.

Kennypowersmullet

But who’s was better?

Arn Anderson

When are we going to. Discuss Kaipo’s inability. To speak like a normal. Human.

Mads Naeraa

He’s got stiff competition from Peter Mel in that area. Dave Kalama, however, was excellent.

Arn Anderson

Dave was fantastic. He was comfortable and insightful. He should commentate more often.

grumpy local

His dig about the “fun police” having arrived when Pete went off about the rule book was gold.

Instalo Feedeira

Kaipo’s dirty Mexican stash was making me cringe every time they went back to the commentator booth.

channelbottom

He’s always about 2 steps away from stacking shelves at Foodland.

Danny Doyle

Your spot on! it is so painful on the ear with strange pauses and breaths in all the wrong places!

Pablo Surfsabar

Glad you pointed this out, I really have been wondering why I’ve been stuttering and blanking out recently.

longtom

one at a time’s good fishing…..thats what my Grandad always told me.

ricmatic

Disagree, incomplete rides are legit at nutzo Jaws.
You call this an average day??? 99.9% of the commentariat beg to differ.

PacificNorthPest

Yeah isn’t big wave surfing about who’s charging the hardest, make it or not? On the pure gnarl scale Kemper went heavier than everybody else!

Jordy's pout

Yup, that first heat before it got cancelled on day one was by far the most entertaining and gut wrenching. How they were taking off and getting smoked by those beasts and going back for more abuse. Those drops made me cringe. The rest of the comp left me cold.

James Bickerton

My wife ,who is a hardcore surgeon, used to blood and the screams of women giving birth on a daily basis , didn’t know whether to turn away or cheer . Seeing all the competitors hunched over ,heads down suffering on the skis on the way back to the peak ,was a bit like seeing the survivors of a train wreck being saved only to put them back on another potential disaster 5 minutes after the first ?

Jordy's pout

Tom Cruise and his samurai BFFs charging into the everlasting glory of the Emporer’s gatling gun

Ricoimmo

two things can be true at once:
1. kai lenny was the standout star of the swell at jaws. could he be the best all-around surfer in the world at present?
2. you’ve gotta reward charging in a contest like this, or else you’ll get “safety” surfing – guys only going when they know they can make it.


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