Breaking: Jaws just called off with commissioner Mike “Snips” Parsons saying, “Too risky!”

Dave Kalama adds, "We must protect the surfers from themselves!"

The second I pressed publish, extolling you to cancel your dentist appointment and tune in to the technological miracle of Jaws and Honolua running simultaneously, the powers in Santa Monica’s high castle smote me for insolence. The waves at Jaws became to0 big to surf safely, lips too thick and drops too severe according to the Big Wave World Tour commissioner Mike “Snips” Parsons.

What did you miss?

Only the benchmark for the next generation Billy Kemper packing a massive barrel. Only men and women putting on a marvelous show, dancing on God’s fury.

And other assorted “hero moves” according to Pete Mel. Now, the swell should be more “approachable” tomorrow but what if the swell disappears entirely? I trust the buoys as far as I can throw them so what if everyone wakes up tomorrow and there is no Jaws?

Will people be sad and call for Snips’ head on a pike or will people understand that safety should always be first?

Big questions for tomorrow.

Keala Kennelly won the woman’s side of the draw as they went first. Bravo to her but I couldn’t help but feeling that the World Surf League missed a grand opportunity. As you are aware, WSL CEO Sophie Goldschmidt recently found herself in spot of bother for allegedly telling female surfers trying to get in to Mavericks/get equal pay that it was “an abuse of the #metoo movement.” So what if today, they truly flipped the tables, called off the men because too risky for them, but sent out the women?

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E-Wing Fighter Pilot
E-Wing Fighter Pilot
7 years ago

If there was only a handful that wanted to surf then let that 5 or 6 surf a 2 hour final. Would of been insane!!!

The WSL just always seem to make the unpopular decision that the ‘core’ surf fan disagrees with.

davidcarson
davidcarson
7 years ago

big wave event called off due to big waves. thats a tough one. nothing but HUGE respect for all on that tour.
but maybe: kindabigwaveTour or bigbutnot2bigtour

grumpy local
grumpy local
7 years ago

Good call, Snips. God forbid one of the boys makes a fucking mental one.

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago

I’m just bummed they didn’t run. Hashtag neither would’ve I Fucken obviously.

J H
J H
7 years ago

Billy Kemper’s first wave was unreal.

Watching Twigs and his board getting blown out of that barrel was some next level shit.

But let’s be honest…what kind of surfing contest is it if the guys can’t actually surf the wave?

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
7 years ago

Not “trusting the buoys” is like not trusting your watch or thermometer. They do not forecast anything, only show what’s there.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  Mads Naeraa

To be fair, your watch could have the wrong time on it (for your particular place on the globe)

david fffff
david fffff
7 years ago

I almost commented World Shame League followed by a clown emoji. Never felt so close to my Brazilian brothers.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
7 years ago

Oh hell you are so right. I was trying to get it up in 4 minutes flat then go back and edit but I never went back to edit. C’est la vie! (how you like them apples?)

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago

Hello Ben!

Death barrels and incorrect grammar what a day for the ages…

lorne
lorne
7 years ago

with 5 minutes left in the womens semi final they were discussing the out they decide who progresses if none of the surfers actually catch a wave.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
7 years ago

We humans are strange
Longing for what we desire
Then running away

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
7 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

WOW

Ashton's Yellow Hat
Ashton's Yellow Hat
7 years ago

And Kelly Slater sits at his Macbook Pro loathing at the 3 Cyber Monday 30% off Outerknown emails he’s sent today in the mix of epic Jaws, women’s world title showdown, and pumping sunset tomorrow. How will the 11 time world champ steal the moment this week in pro surfing?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

He may transform a la Peter Drouyn to stop Steph from getting closer to 11 in the battle of the GOATS ?

Rumpelstiltskin
Rumpelstiltskin
7 years ago

he will announce to the world he has lost his phone again

Otto
Otto
7 years ago

Can’t wait to see the close-up pictures of that Kai Lenny airdrop. That shit was mental!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Straight out sailboard move with no sail ?

Otto
Otto
7 years ago

Who’s that teenage charger that just towed in on that last wave before they ended the live stream?
Come on Dez, get that boy-becomes-man charger on the phone for an interview.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Otto

I only saw Kai’s Wave watching the girls at Honolua . Go Alana Go ! Best I’ve ever seen her surf !Steph Gilmore goes GOAT !

Jen See
Jen See
7 years ago

Yaaaaa Steph!

Invasive Species
Invasive Species
7 years ago

Watching Honolua was so painful I had to turn it off, and I’m usually a fan of the women’s events. Seeing that many insanely perfect waves go unridden– or even actively dodged (those double-ups!!!)– was too much for this natural footer to take.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

Luckily Round 2 had world title implications though credit to the goofy girls Bronte and Tatiana for attacking the pocket . Would loved to have seen a fit Tyler and Silvana out there and the old guard Sally ,Carissa and Steph stood out in Round 1 and 3 and put on a show .

Otto
Otto
7 years ago

The only mention I’ve seen just says he’s a 14-year old protegé of Kai. Fourteen years old and getting towed into solid 45 foot Jaws. Surprised it hasn’t gotten more press.

astro
astro
7 years ago

Insane. All that experience riding other stuff allowed him to survive that.
Check it.

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
7 years ago

I’m waiting (hoping!!) for Karim Braire to make a cameo

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Jordy's pout

He’d be like that Br’er Rabbit in the Briar Patch ,surviving on wit ,cunning and courage ?

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
7 years ago

Born and bred in that briar patch!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Jordy's pout

You’d have to ask Old Uncle Remus ?

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
7 years ago

Wasn’t that the Littlest Hobo?

Samuel Hall
Samuel Hall
7 years ago

How do the WSL expect non surfers to tune in if they call it off when it gets big enough to be interesting. Maybe non surfers (and a lot of surfers) actually just don’t care about the big wave tour either way but surely they need to find a way to market this.

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
7 years ago
Reply to  Samuel Hall

The world’s best big wave surfers not in the world’s best big waves.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

That was f*in carnage , a hybrid of Gladiator Pit and Rugby . No chest thumping or claims ! Just the world’s best big wave riders getting belted into submission before Snips ( must have been a hard decision ) threw in the towel to let them live to fight another day.

Jsamuels
Jsamuels
7 years ago

And then all the big wave surfers paddled out immediately after the event was called off to continue living to fight another day while surfing the worlds biggest waves?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Jsamuels

They weren’t paddling for long and now they are towing ,with Lenny doing his best sailboard impersonation on a tow board .

Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago

Because Kai is a windsurfer first, Kitesurfer second, SUP rider third, foil boarder 4th, paddle surfer 5th.

shootsthen
shootsthen
7 years ago
Reply to  Superworm

The paddlers made Jaws appear as it really is, A MONSTER, while Kai made it seem like . . . like he was snowboarding.

Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago
Reply to  shootsthen

The big air drop was amazing. But different sport.

Student8888
Student8888
7 years ago
Reply to  Superworm

you obviously think he has the same wide cowboy stance he uses to control giant boards, waves and SUP’s. he does not and adapts better than any waterman I’ve seen. his style is better than most brazzos and his skillet is about that of the “average QS surfer in small waves” which is also Jack Robbo. That’s amazing considering all the disciplines Kai excels in – he’s basically a part time shortboarder. Robbo is no CT talent when it comes to small waves mate. that is why most feel he will never qualify unless he is given wildcards in events with heavy surf. but if he does, he will get smashed at spots like snapper, bells and trestles… just as kai would. Look at this link and tell me kai is not an above average shortboarder. those waves are crap mate.

https://www.instagram.com/p…

Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago
Reply to  Student8888

That’s about average at your local in Oz mate. Jack Robbo was blowing minds in Perth dribble at the age of 10

Student8888
Student8888
7 years ago
Reply to  Superworm

The AVERAGE surfer at a local Oz break does air reverses to finish their waves? Gotcha. So if Robbo was BLOWING MINDS at 10… Why does he look like he wouldn’t make a single round of the NSSA championships against 14yos today? I’m not comparing his surfing to a young man in Freestone, but as a 14yo in this vid, WHO WAS GIVEN A WILDCARD INTO THE JR WORLDS (you must be special right?)… Calling his surfing “average” in this vid would be being extra nice.

https://vimeo.com/35680666

Student8888
Student8888
7 years ago
Reply to  Superworm

have you seen kai lenny surf a shortboard? i reckon he’d give jack robinson a run for his money in the small stuff.

Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago
Reply to  Student8888

No. Amazing Waterman, but just no

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
7 years ago

Big Wave World Tour cancels event for day because waves are actually surprisingly, and shockingly, large! Unfathomable that anyone would actually want big waves for a big wave contest…

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
7 years ago

Oh, you should be in the headline biz!

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
7 years ago

This has come as a shock to everyone KVF. Pack up your guns kids we’re going back to the pool.

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
7 years ago

Sophie wants the remaining paddlers out there to drown so she can show the world (whatever “world” means to the WSL) that she made the right decision.

Brutus
Brutus
7 years ago

watched this morning ,not one woman got to the bottom of the wave on her board in the final ,men looked insane and ready to go except the wind looked really bad , and too strong at the top of the wave …so calling it off was not about the size but more about how to make a takeoff with a 30 knot wind…..
I’ll throw it out there , how would a tow in comp be when conditions don’t allow paddle?
I could see insane barrels , backdooring the peak , any size or wind!

J H
J H
7 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

And one woman ended up with a dislocated shoulder.

Ossian MacAlpin
Ossian MacAlpin
7 years ago

she didnt even make a drop.
emi won


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