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Groundbreaking: Surf Snowdonia rebrands as “Adventure Parc” changing the game again!

Feat. a brand new Hilton Garden Inn!

You have had trouble sleeping soundly, no doubt, after it was reported right here that the world’s first wave tank 2.0, Surf Snowdonia in bucolic Wales, was at odds with Snowdonia National Park over a planned hotel/expansion.

Snowdonia National Park felt the proposed building design was out of character and that the size and capacity of the scheme was excessive, complaints that mirrored the Campaign for the Protection of Rural Wales own position.

Well, rest easy tonight friend because…….. the plan has been approved and seems more fabulous than ever and let’s go without even slowing down for a breath to Wales’ Daily Post:

Surf Snowdonia is in advanced talks with Hilton to open a hotel at its Conwy Valley surfing lagoon.

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Under the plan a 106-bedroom Hilton Garden Inn would open next to the lagoon along with a ‘wellness spa’ and conference facilities.

The company also revealed a new brand and more details of its game-changing new adventure offer which will open to visitors in summer 2019.

This will include indoor and outdoor activities as well as an “Adventure Concierge” to link visitors with off-site adventures.

Surf Snowdonia, which opened in 2015, will rebrand to Adventure Parc Snowdonia to reflect its broader offer, although the 300-metre inland surf lagoon will remain a key part of the attraction.

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Investment in the development will be in the region of £16m and Surf Snowdonia say around 100 new roles will be created.

Ok a couple things here. I am thrilled, beyond, that at least in Wales, surfing will board the same short bus as ziplining, trail-running and whitewater rafting in inner tubes as opposed to where the World Surf League wants it next to professional football, professional soccer and professional. Don’t you think it’s the better fit alongside a ropes’ course, the whole family buckled into helmets and harnesses, convincing little Billy that he can let go of the big tree and shuffle out across the gorge?

I do and also think that Surf Snowdownia will push surfing toward this inevitable end just like they pushed the entire world into a surf tank arms race.

Another thought, why Adventure Parc and not Adventure Park? I know here in California that if you have a “bank” it has to be federally insured with many other rules but if you call it a “banc” you can pretty much rip people off in any way you see fit. Do you think Wales has the same restriction with parks? Like, if you have a “park” it must be regulated but if you have a “parc” then the whole family doesn’t have to be buckled into helmets and brain-eating bacteria can come too?

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Last thing, I’m slightly upset that it’s a Hilton Garden Inn. Those are the cheap airport ones yeah? Not that any Hilton is good anymore but… you know?

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Foul Weather

‘Parc’ is the Welsh spelling for ‘Park’ but you knew that. Yeah, apparently the Welsh have their own language… oh and they have their own waves… real ones… but never mind that surf on boyos!

channelbottom
qtsg

It’s the Welsh word for ‘park’. Including it probably qualifies them for another £3.7 million of Welsh Government “loans”

dickie toledo

last time i slept in a hilton bed, the sheets kept coming off the corner of the bed. they’re the soup plantation of hotels

longtom

Don’t get me wrong, great news but does anyone remember the pitchman for Snowdonia (and wave pools in general) back in the day saying how fantastic wave pools would be for helping under-privileged kids and other poor people to experience surfing and transform their lives?

He actually pitched wave pools as a social enterprise.

Nick Carroll

Another great social-good pitch, thrown by Andrew Ross, who heads URBNSRF, who was gonna build three Wavegarden set-ups in Australia: the Lifestyle Envy pitch! Ie, surfing should not be just for the fortunate few who live near a beach!

And at like $100 an hour, who couldn’t agree with that?

channelbottom

Any dole-bludgers worth their salt will fuck-off the surfing and spend their £60 on a 1/4 of soft black and some bastard-strength lager.

Nick Carroll

Any decent dole bludger can easily spend five hours a day in the surf. That’s $500!!! URBNSRF could just cut out the middleman and give them the cash. Oh wait they are the middleman.

channelbottom

I tell you what boyo, when I was a dole bludger in Scotland, if I’d had £500, it was gonna be a great weekend! Some wank-parc would have to mug me on the way to my dealer’s house to pry that money from my fuckin hands.

Jordy's pout

Ben Gravy should make a vlog about how he tries out all the Parc attractions in one day. That’ll teach those surfermag fuckers.

channelbottom

“Ok guys. Pretty exciting day lined up. I’m going to see if I can ride all six of the little springy horses. And then play a recognisable tune on the lady-bug xylophone!”

Mudskipper

Who is Ben Gravy?

Owen's Outgoing Tide

all this shit being built and no artificial ski slope, in snowdonia. what the fuck?!?

Tom

If you cant zipline from your Hilton room straight onto a wave then it is a total fucking waste of time

channelbottom

In most parts of Wales, if you can’t zipline from your hotel room straight into the grog-shop, it’s a total waste of time.

Karl Von Fanningstadt

Can’t wait for the Coasteer Parco rebrand!… cheeky Ol’ Bekantan…


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