Merry Christmas dear BeachGrit family from Chas Smith!

Lift your bourbon glass!

I am sitting in the mountains, snow falling heavily, so heavily in fact that the internet has been wiped out entirely and while my gorgeous family is drinking hot chocolate and listening to Justin Bieber croon carols to shawty I’m thinking about you.

I couldn’t find a surf story worth posting today, before the snowfall and loss of internet so I shined it.

Has honestly nothing at all happened by near any of the seven seas today?

I could tell you about the time that Sal Masekela told me that he gave Nike’s very first toe dip into surf, Nike 6.0 (the 6.0 representing the six extreme sports), its credibility and without him Nike would have been laughed out of the surf market entirely but I was thinking about saving that for your Boxing Day present.

 

I learned that there’s a surfer in Cornwall who hates sewage but can’t care.

The World Surf League’s note-perfect propaganda film has already been praised.

I could tell you about the time that Sal Masekela told me that he gave Nike’s very first toe dip into surf, Nike 6.0 (the 6.0 representing the six extreme sports), its credibility and without him Nike would have been laughed out of the surf market entirely but I was thinking about saving that for your Boxing Day present.

I texted Derek, “I got to WiFi and no ideas!”

He responded, “Your highlights of the year? Cheesy but…”

And I thought, “Boom.”

You wanna know my highlight of the year?

You. 

All of you.

I chuckle everyday at the banter. I truly thrill at our conversation. This year alone between Backward Fin Beth and Ashton Goggan calling the police and Ben Marcus going on a grammar tear and the world’s lamest surf assault and leash-gate and the President-elect of Content, Media and WSL Studios Erik “ELo” Logan and things I can’t even remember…. this year has been fun.

All thanks to you.

So I lift my bourbon glass and say Merry Christmas family.

And thank you.

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Jen See
Jen See
7 years ago

yes!

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
7 years ago

Certainly did Scott, walked down the big hill every afternoon to spitting minus tide power wedges! Good times for sure, hope you got some too

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
7 years ago

Well they’re not that smart, how could anybody believe in the God Saturn, I mean that’s just silly.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

‘Pagan’ winter solstice celebrations existed long before Christmas was invented to meld Christian doctrines into the local customs. It’s historical fact is it not?

Even this Christian website sez so:
https://www.whychristmas.co…

mattjohnson
mattjohnson
7 years ago

Beachgrit tribe, best wishes for a Merry Christmas!!

samwaters
samwaters
7 years ago

Of all the surf websites today, (the Inertia, Surfer mag, etc.) Chas, your the only one who took the time to wish us salty surf cats, (the viewership) a Merry Christmas. Thank you and a Merry Christmas back!

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
7 years ago

I tend to get wheepy after “skiing” too much too,reckon it’s the dopamine dump.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
7 years ago

Nah mate that would have been a Huntsman. Or as we say in the trade, a Cuntsman.

samwaters
samwaters
7 years ago

Ok

samwaters
samwaters
7 years ago

It’s not his birthday.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

Technically it’s not Jebus’s birthday either! Somebody just made that date up to fit in with other stuff to ease the idea of celebrating it.

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago

Happy everything everyone!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

An all embracing wish . Very eclectic work Ricmatic !
Possibly Beach Grit’s truly first catholic Comment ?

Otto
Otto
7 years ago

Merry Christmas you merry band of lunatics! You bring laughs to even the gloomiest of days. Jeers!

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
7 years ago

Merry Christmas ya bunch of kooks!

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago

Kelly might have 11 world titles but didn’t have sock to hang over the fire place. Merry Xmas. May your pants be too tight and may you exhibit enough self control as to not call your mother in law a cunt in front of her grandkids.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

Bitch ok?

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago

Bitch and ho are acceptable if you are a mutha fucken g.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

I better stick with grandma then.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago

G-ma

Doody Waxcomb
Doody Waxcomb
7 years ago

Thanks Chas and Dexter it’s an honour that Beach Grit exiists u fugggen gooiid cunz

grumpy local
grumpy local
7 years ago

Merry Christmas! Hope Santa sends you grumpy bastards some waves (or fresh pow)

Julian's receding hairline
Julian's receding hairline
7 years ago

Happy bday Jesus. No one surfed better than you. No boards and all

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago

Merry fucking Christmas… it’s been at times a rough day playing happy families with the ex. I’d like to thank a fine batch of home brew and the thoughts of a pretty gals smile for helping to push me over the finish line.

And I’d like to thank you all for the words and the laughter, oh the laughter! All revolving around our little teeny tiny world of aquatic poncing.

Krill
Krill
7 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Happy Holidays ya grump cunt!

janeausten
janeausten
7 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Yes, Negs, me too, twas excruciating, though that’s more an Easter thing. Next year can only get better.

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
7 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

I don’t think anyone has described surfing better than a “teeny tiny world of aquatic poncing”.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago

Cheers I try my best to act as a counter balance to those that refer to surfing as an art form.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
7 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Sounds like you need to take a vacation to Thailand Negs! Couple nice massages to help you really “release” that tension. Just tell anyone who asks that the trip is for the Thai cooking classes that you are enrolling in.

Kennypowersmullet
Kennypowersmullet
7 years ago

You can meet up with Webber an talk wave pools an mail order brides 😂

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

Dunno bud, I think evidence shows that it’s a pretty complicated winter solstice festival accommodating layers and layers of ancient traditions, most recently overlaid with Christianity.
But yeah, have a good one. Some people seem more ‘blessed’ than others.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

My Mrs was superblessed.! !

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

Anyone want some ham? We’ve got like, a metric tonne left.

I might tow out to sea and attact some sharks away from the coast for a few days.

I could sponsor a WSL event with it… Sophie?

I surf the Christmas lunch
I surf the Christmas dinner
I surf the Christmas Day 10:30 pm snack to soak up some booze.
I surf the Boxing Day breakfast.
I air the Boxing Day lunch
I surf the sandwiches for days.

Ham.
Proud sponsors of the Gold Coast Pro.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

I surf the surf .
Weird huh!


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