Miguel Pupo and Sunny Garcia too. Michael Rodrigues blocks.
BeachGrit‘s Instagram account has been dealt a deadly blow, a debilitating blow from the World Surf League thanks to the likely racist injury wildcard decision involving the now famous Brazilian surfer Caio Ibelli.
Oh what a tangled web we weave and do you need a quick catch-up? It would be my pleasure.
There are some 28 odd professional surfers on the World Championship Tour and none of them, not one of them, follow BeachGrit on Instagram. One did last year though. His name was Caio Ibelli but he is not on the World Championship Tour anymore because he has been relegated to the World Qualifying Series even though the rules clearly stated that he should have been gifted a wildcard for the 2019 season.
Caio was properly injured, you see, but two other “injured” surfers were allowed into the 2019 draw before him.
Why?
It can only be reasoned because he follows BeachGrit on Instagram.
Professional surfers took note, the ones not on the World Championship Tour (since Caio Ibelli was the only one there RIP) unfollowed immediately.
Dane Reynolds? Gone.
Sage Erickson? Gone.
Miguel Pupo? Gone.
Sunny Garcia? Gone.
Michael Rodrigues? Gone and then took the further step of blocking. (May I speak to Michael directly? Do you mind? “Michael. I see you. You had better hold your damn acai bowl with two hands from now on cuz you never know when I’ll hop around the corner and STRIKE!)
I don’t blame them. The World Surf League is a juggernaut, an evil empire and should be greatly feared. I just always hope in my heart of hearts that a brave prophet will rise from amongst the bleating sheep. A man or woman we can look to as example, as our hero. I imagined once in my life it would be Dane but… alas. Yet another disappointment.
Oh wait. Would you like to know who still follows?
Caio Ibelli.
My new favorite surfer Caio Ibelli.
The man who will lead us home.
Well dudes and dudets I have been pushing the point some writers at large have been pushing the WSL bandwagon on this sight for quite a fair while ,not to mention the so called pipemasters that have been selling thier souls in support of the KS pool ,it’s got big brother big buisness big money written all over it,you can wax lyrical all you want Brutus but big industry Surf Media and pro surfing are the red right hand that has fucked us the free surfers all over.
Ice Ice Trotsky
Can just see him like a gunslinger in a cheap western calling him out
« Leon this Party ain’t big enough for the two of us . One of us has got to go and I pick ⛏ you ! «
L’ ACADÉMIE FRANÇAISE fucking owes me big time . Well done Scott from Saint James ,Sankt Jakob , Saint Jacques , San Tiago , San Diego ……
The Dude did 20 years and Stalin gave him the Order of Lenin .Big Joe Stalin Makes Slater look like Howdy Doody ?
Drug me with natural vitamin C
Drug me with pharmaceutical speed
Drug me with your sleeping pills
Drug me with your crossword puzzles
Drug me with your magazines
Drug me with your fuck machines
With a fountain of fads, more rock and roll ads
Drug me, drug me, drug me-me-me
Finally off of work unwind and watch the ball game at the bar
Another potato chip weekend is here at last
Go away, go away, go away, go away, go away
Leave me alone so I can’t see myself
Drug me
Drug me
Drug me
Drug me
Wonderful insight by Biafra Jello !
Merry Crassmus !
Caio is the most polite guy in the line up. I have never seen him hassle and he’s friendly as all hell. I feel for him, this sucks.
when in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state,
and trouble deafheaven with my bootless cries,
and look upon myself and curse my fate………
own goal chazzie
The image of surfers and what surfers really are, are two polar opposites
Have any of our so called journalists asked the king this directly?
I concur.
Maybe just maybe
That reference to white powder
Startled the horses
You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant ?
Some creative genius was ruminating and then POP ! How can we seriously antagonize old men who don’t skate ( and so don’t by vans shoes ) and dream of surfing even a muddy shark infested left . Fuck that rock , fuck that Ad !
Like Stalin divided Trotsky’s Skull in Mexico ?
Lololol
I think the two stories are connected
Archy Follows you and thats pretty much all that counts.
that is a solid point