Let me tell you this. Eighteen feet. Very big. My finger, not my trigger finger, not my tequila boom boom finger, but a finger nevertheless, it snaps. Very big waves. Eighteen feet.

Tech billionaire breaks finger surfing “18-foot waves with Laird Hamilton!”

Is Adam Neumann the most important man in surf? He's got wavepools, Laird Superfood and big-wave skills…

You might’ve heard the name Adam Neumann thrown around if you follow the travails of new money and the inexorable rise of various tech billionaires.

Yesterday it was revealed Neumann, who is an “avid surfer with a house in the Hamptons” busted a digit while surfing “eighteen-foot waves with Laird Hamilton.”

(Briefly mentioned here.)

Neumann, thirty-nine, is an Israeli-American who was raised on the collective farming miracle called kibbutz and who served three years with a M4 machine gun protecting Israel from its vicious enemies.

His company WeWork, which is valued at twenty billion dollars, is based on similar collective principals, various workers share office space, enjoying the cross-pollination of ideas as well as the reduced cost of renting an office.

Two years ago, Neumann bought a “large stake” in the Spanish-German wave pool enterprise, Wavegarden and, earlier this year, he bought a stake in Laird Superfood, which promises ordinary people terrific benefits if you swallow the various potions, including performance mushrooms and Peruvian coffees.

Of course, the best part about Neumann, apart from his gun skills, is the story about the female employee of WeWork who said he “plied her with tequila shots during her interview with the company.”

The company used to have a free beer policy, with no limit stipulated.

Shortly after the suit, this was revised down to four beers a day.

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Chicas Malas
Chicas Malas
7 years ago

What the hell is a “tequila boom boom finger”?

Wayne Lunch
Wayne Lunch
7 years ago

What’s the alcohol policy at Beach Grit? Open slather, or is there a daily limit?

Pyzel's Ghost
Pyzel's Ghost
7 years ago

I promise…no clever quips about broken trigger fingers, machine guns and Palestinians here

East of the 5
East of the 5
7 years ago

WeEmbelish. WeLie. WeSpazzout. WeAdultLearner.

oceanyeti
oceanyeti
7 years ago

God damn I want to punch him for no reason whatsoever other than his face, earpiece and moolah. Cabron.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago
Reply to  oceanyeti

Laird?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
turts
turts
7 years ago

I feel like we got the introduction here and not the full story on this one. Requesting mr Chas to expand wildly on it

Frontwards Fin Frank
Frontwards Fin Frank
7 years ago

I’m a Purps man myself so no BS superfood for me thanks very much.

@surfads
@surfads
7 years ago

Is it true Netanyahu read the headline ‘Former Israeli soldier injured by alleged bomb’ and immediately ordered a strike on a Palestinian children’s hospital?

Lior Levy
Lior Levy
7 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Bad joke..of course no

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
7 years ago

NeuGnar and LordLaird cobranding ideas

WeGoOverTheFalls
WEloSupShakas
WeSnakeAll

Gino
Gino
7 years ago

Ha! Suck it! I’m a postie, and we still have all you can drink.

OffRocker
OffRocker
7 years ago
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Gino
Gino
7 years ago
Reply to  OffRocker

I can get it to 85 going downhill. When they are new, they do well off the mark.

Gino
Gino
7 years ago
Reply to  OffRocker

I kinda lied about all you can drink. Just found out yesterday they are going to do random test now.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  Gino

Chocolate milk?
Fuckin knock it back man, it ain’t illegal yet!!!

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
7 years ago
Reply to  OffRocker

Oh yeah, the crouch can increase speeds by up to 5km/h. Very important when you can see the storm a coming.

Someone help me....from Israel
Someone help me....from Israel
7 years ago

It wasn’t eighteen feet, it was eleven to thirteen with seventeen foot sets.

Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago

Although 18 is actually a legit used big wave size

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
7 years ago

I had no idea
Surfing had left the gutter
And now soars so high

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
7 years ago

tying his hair in a bun will be a real pickle with broken finger.

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
7 years ago
Reply to  dickie toledo

But jerkin the gherkin. No problem

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  MaxNeoprene

👌 overhand toss.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

I once broke wind, while sitting and watching Laird surfing 18 foot waves in a video.

Who wants to leverage the cross-platform synergies to scale this vertically? Come on guys, let’s get in on the ground floor.

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

mission driven focus for organic growth


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