Watch: Kelly Slater, Tony Hawk and Shaun White in “One chromosome too many!”

Thirteen minutes of your favourite hits from the eighties and nineties!

Rare are these sorts of pleasures. Awkward yet charming.

In this offshoot of James Corden’s Carpool Karaoke, skateboarder Tony Hawk, snowboarder Shaun White and Kelly Slater (surfer), all of whom occupy a similar plane in their respective sports (Shaun says he was called the “Tony Hawke” of snowboarding and all have been referred to as the “Michael Jordan” of their games) banter back and forth, some stories fly, some zig-zag like a fire lantern before crashing and fizzing out.

Songs include The Knack’s My Sharona, the The Ramones’ I Wanna Be Sedated, In Love with a Girl by the White Stripes (Kelly says he has to play air guitar to that song and explains that he’s been a guitar man for thirty years) and Shaun White does a very good parody of Kelly’s best pal Eddie Vedder with a theatrical version of Pearl Jam’s Alive.

The set closes out with Devo’s Whip It, although would you have preferred, say, Mongoloid? 

To get the full show, you gotta get the Apple TV app on your phone. Proprietary sons of bitches etc. 

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Wayne Lunch

Why wasn’t Michael Jordan there?

Simon Says

Is this something from the new WSL President of Content? Regardless, I just said, “No”, I won’t watch!

snapper

Seemed like they were kinda ignoring Him too. Big ticket items in the front.

turts

White and Hawk are marketable with their names attached to many successful franchises. Kelly’s got a puddle in a cow paddock and a warehouse full of purps

channelbottom

They’re missing a trick with marketing the Purps eh?
One word: ‘Purps instead of water in Surf Ranch’

I’ll collect my ideation fee now please.

Party Pete

I don’t want to watch that

channelbottom

A bit harsh. Let’s spread aloha and ‘APPiness.

channelbottom

Have you worked with him?

rwvbwl

For you ol’ ‘spud boyz’!
The original Whip~It:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

rwvbwl

1 more for ya:
‘Freedom of Choice’
see if you can find Duane Peters, Tony Alva, Steve Olson, and Stacy Peralta sk8in’…
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Hahaha…

KRIS

…. combo: for mine, two of their best!

https://youtu.be/cadA5iANN2o

mine.mine.mine

in all honesty, can you really comprehend wanting to be in front of a camera all the fucking time? Is that living?

Otto

Mothersbaugh put Kelly in the backseat with himself as an artful way of presenting Devolution in sport crossing paths with Evolution in sport. Hence, we see Kelly in the backseat. Hawk and White representing Evolution in sport while Kelly firmly aligned with Mothersbaugh’s belief in Devolution of man, or sport in this instance. In the beginning was the end. KSWC Surf Ranch, in the beginning was the end, of professional surfing as we know it.

Tartary Empire forgotten

Brilliant observation…dark days cometh.

Poop Stance

Profound, Sir Otto!

Dogsnuts

I thought it would great to see Kelly singing Morrisey. Lorded back in the day but now just seen as a total cunt.

Matt Warshaw

I lorded Morrisey for years. When did he become a cunt?

Waterproof Polo

As popular culture would have it and, in spite of themselves, any genius not afraid of the masses contempt is bestowed cunt status.. ala Moz, ala Slade, ala Laird and so on..

turts

Did you in a roundabouts way just call Matt a cunt?

Waterproof Polo

Absolutely not! Shit.. maybe.. didn’t mean to!

Chief Hot stuff

When Jonny Marr bailed.

Dogsnuts

Really? Sucks to be a Morrisey fan these days.

channelbottom

He came out as a bit of a right-wing bigot a few years ago.

janeausten
Some Guy

Life is hard enough when you belong here…

Return of the Samsung Board

Lauded? Not even correcting, just want to know if I have been wrong all this time

Dogsnuts

Yeah but being a Lord is so in right now Lordson. Wait…it’s still in right?

lorne

Kelly bragging about how bad his broken metatarsals were. Peak Kelly

The Bitchy Crab

I though Peak Kelly was his low-fi version of I Wanna Be Sedated followed by story of Johnny Ramone on his death bed.

Jimmy the Saint

We needed Tom Carroll there with his fin up the auld rectum story, and the subsequent burning of his ball sack with an undiluted antiseptic to put these generation x’s back in their boxes

Professor Ski Lodge

I’m confused. I thought Shaun White was universally hated by everyone except Shaun White…

Wiggolly's Paddling Style

He seemed like a very annoying cunt. Snowboarding guys are all fucken losers to be honest.

Phat-wan kerr

he wasn’t given enough ginger beat downs as youngster.

Gino

gay

channelbottom

As in ‘happy’?

Gino

Nah.. as in I thought Elo’s shaka was the lamest thing I would see this week.
Toe curling

channelbottom

But he did look happy.

Gino

He has that I found Jesus look. Who the hell smiles like that at that age?

channelbottom

Someone with lots of money, free time and a unbridled froth for something resembling surfing.

Gino

You hit the nail on the head

Barney Cools

drop the e Del.

The Bitchy Crab

Oops! And in a headline too!

Barney Cools

Auto pilot from the I’d assume.

channelbottom

By all the teeth in St. Kilmer’s (Patron saint of Vulnerable Adult Learners) cheeky grin! I refuse to get that app!!!

longtom

Is that the camera angle or are Tony Hawks hands really that creepy?

The Bitchy Crab

Beautiful long fingers for strumming various clitos! Married four times!

Wiggolly's Paddling Style

Your best comment ever I reckon.

Jen See

Ahahahahahahaha fuck.

The Bitchy Crab

And swoon! I watched with a girl experienced in sexing and she became immediate fan, despite Tony’s dyed brush-forward hair.

Jen See

I will never be able to unsee that, so thanks, I guess!

Phat-wan kerr

that is one of more polite ways to describe a bird who really enjoys cocks. you must really like her.

Abscessed Llama

Here you go little education for MC if he still snooping..
<iframe src=”https://player.vimeo.com/vi…” width=”640″ height=”360″ frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen=””></iframe>

nicky buttonshaw

Married 4 fucken times ?
He has no need to wear a helmet.
Boss level pain threshold confirmed!

channelbottom

All the better to yank a full roter with my dear…

Lemon Next to the Pie

If you’ve already got like 4 apps on your device, how can you fit any more on?

frank

Delete your WSL app, & make room!

Phat-wan kerr

this is best left where you found it back on the wsl page.

SlickSaintNik

It’s worse than the Noah Surf House video


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