"I HOPE SOME BRAZILIAN FUCK YOU IN THE ASS", "FUCK YOU OZZY JUDGES" etc.
Earlier today, in a climax that was fairytale-esque given the winner lives a few beaches up from the contest site, Jordy Lawler won the Vissla Pro, a QS6000 event, which sent his star to fourth on the WQS ratings.
What’s that mean, the 6k thing?
The qualifying events come in 1000, 1500, 3000, 6000 and 10,000 and points and cash are better the higher the number. Seven of the 63 qualifying events are 6000; six of ’em are 10,000. The rest are crummy ol 1000 or 1500’s.
So, winning a 6000 event is a big deal.
And, therefore, when Lawler, who is 22 and comes from North Narrabeen, beat the Brazilian Jadson Andre, you could expect a little passion from that vast nation whose history is painted darker even than Australia or the US. (Slavery. Ooowee.)
Sample responses to the victory, as per contest champion Lawler’s IG.
Important questions:
Do you think Brazilian fans make a point of sexing surfers whom they believe are undeserving of the cup and the cheque?
And, among surf fans, which country has the most delightful and eloquent on the various social media channels?
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The weird thing about Brazilian fans: They will scream “Robbed!!!” if their guy bellyboards a wave in and the opponent is scoring legit 9’s and 10’s. No matter how obviously, badly their guy loses, and I’m not just talking decent wave riding with horrible stink-bug, no style stance, but seriously outmatched setups. They’ll still back their guy and scream: “He was robbed!!!” I mean, if they were running it, they could just give trophies to the Brazilians on the beach and no one would have to paddle out. Weird af.
whats up with Brazilians and butt stuff
C’mon Derek, do you really need to give 2 bigots a bigger microphone?
All the “trolling” is by the same goddamn person! This Jordy (horrid name)fella better grow a set if he’s going to live in the real world. I’ve been trolled worse than that by my 6 year old niece!
Somehow I don’t think the blow in Brazzos would be too popular paddling out at North Narrabeen anytime soon. A lot of Brazzos are actually pretty cool but unfortunately the ones with money have no fucken respect.
Like the ones with $10 or more?
two profiles cursing, both fakes
cant believe you made a case of this derek
Brazilians sledging a North Narrabeen local.
Two nicer groups of people you’ll never meet…
I heard the next college admissions scandal is centered on North Narrabeen, all that intellectual muscle greasing the sandstone unis for a leg up.
basically 1 brazzo was abusing him here in your snippets… surely there were other examples to be used?
Amazed by the “good vibes” in this forum… equal to our legion of Brazilian idiots on Facebook cursing everyone. Same level depressing shit. The diference is that on Facebook, we have people who don’t have a clue. Meanwhile, Go Jadson! Boa garoto, representa!
Welcome!
Come talk shit with us!
hahaha
I mean… “Oh no! Don’t do that!”
Bah, it’s done!
hahaha
Junk content.
Well deserved win for Jordy … takes more than one air to win .. Jordy’s last wave sealed it shut 🤙
Stoked for Jadson on one hell of a WQS roll 🔥🙌
Quicker than Cathy freeman
how do I upvote Cooper chapman?
log in to instagram and we finally get to find out how fat you actually are
not really my kind of gram.
Yea you should have locked the Brazil’s out of your country. Now that they are in, you are fucked, they will be running the country soon enough. Diversity is over rated, and you cunts should have known that by now.
really?
The disease has spread to SoCal as well. They are the worst
Yep
Was Jadson robbed? I didn’t see any of it, just wondering
agreed. if it was a clear injustice then some passion (abusive social commentary posts encouraging ass fucking) is justified and the only way to right a wrong. if it could of gone either way then perhaps dial it back a touch to “close heat, but I think jaddy deserved It”. I think we need longtoms view on this before I can make an informed decision.
I saw it all, Phat.
Shit surf. Jadson tried. Jordy surfed better.
End of Story
I took a look at it and even allowing for a 2 point patriotism discrepancy I reckon the result was not at all questionable. and as far as Jadson goes, I like him and think he deserves some support from a major backer. (not sure where they would put a logo or how big it would need to be). based on the social media backlash at the result, his supporters are clearly passionate. surely they only choose to eat, wear, ride and fuel their car with whatever jaddy chooses.
Or wear on their dicks while raping dudes who happen to beat their hero in a heat
Jessica third
She tried.
Yep, it was pretty straightforward. Jaddy was better in the lead-in heats but Jordy won the final clearly.
Stoked for him and for his dad Dave who’s had a rough trot of it health-wise lately.
Doesn’t she know that Sharon is the judge in the family and Ozzy makes music?
Top comment IMHO
So many emotions right now
You are never far from an assfucking when Brasilians are involved.
Fully obsessed with that hole. Especially as gatinhas
I find Alabamans to be the most eloquent.
If you ever consider visiting Brasil i´d highly recommend steering clear of all alcoholic bevvies bearing in mind the Brazilian phrase “Cu do bêbado não tem dono” roughly translates as a drunk man´s arsehole has no owner!
Good tip
But I was too gaked out on pó to be bebedo when I visited their fair land.
Entao ta bom
Butt intact.
Darcysogra is a hottie, and hoowee the things she whispers in your ear!
Edit: Brazilians never whisper
It’s a coke thing
It’s a troll!!
Clearly!
Yeah nah mate … Reckon the brazzos are by far the worst when it comes to online trolling. How many times on Facebook Livestream do you see 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 followed by Brazilian storm!!!