Refreshingly narcissistic!
What do you think about male bonding rituals? Oh I know we live in an era where it is uncomfortable and/or impolitic to talk about such things but this is a safe space. You can be honest here. So what do you and your male friends do when no one is looking?
Do you drink a few beers and watch televised sport?
What about take a camping vacation and talk about televised sport?
Or what about hopping into giant tubs filled with ice, filled even by the voice of action sport and and mascot to the stars Sal Masekela, and encourage each other?
Is that what you do?
Because that is what Laird Hamilton and his friend Will Smith do.
Afterward and on Instagram, Will Smith wrote…
“I’ve never done that before. I still can’t feel my Ass Muscles! 😊 On the real, though… I felt GREAT after.”
Hmmm.
I would rather have the voice of action sport and mascot to the stars Sal Masekela fill my tub with a steady stream of how he and he alone saved action sport and how he and Kelly Slater are best friends.
Refreshingly narcissistic.
Only one person issuing threats around here lately and it’s not either of us… I was merely suggesting a check for comedic reasons.
You can easily see the analytics for any site that counts… Google is your friend Ben.
Serious question: how does Sal take a call from Kelly when he’s in the ice tub?
Mate, he’s trying the tricks to try and fend them off and not making them.
And it ain’t pretty. Old is what it looks.
Look full credit to the goat and amazing he’s hung in there for so long but that heat the other day spoke volumes and yea conditions didn’t suit him and favoured the brazzos but mate, it was ugly. The goat of old would got one of them on an interference and given himself a chance at gunning down the other. The new pack of young lions are comp savvy as fuck and are skilled in all conditions and venues.
What’s the carbon footprint of all these ice baths I see on Instagram? Seems so selfish.
It’s offset by cooling off bodies which release latent heat into the atmosphere.
Not today sorry Ben… Wasting 5 minutes of my Sunday was a terrible call.
And no I don’t live in Christchurch but I guess it’s the closest city and I did click on the link.
Fine. Empty threats.
You and whatshername should hook up.
Bipolar Blonde.
A pair to draw to.
She was certainly on a quest to have you banned last week.
Yea – we all know that. Or Chopes, same. He’s got a chance.
They are 2 events out of 11. Three years ago I would have included Jeffrey’s as well.
Not now, no chance.
Sorry Ben, I just can’t swing with the idea that he can continue for as long as he wants. Old lion on the Serengeti mate …. still got the go in him on a good day but the teeth are falling out …. and there’s a heap of challengers. They’ll rip him to bits with tricks or without.
medina smoked him at Chopes years ago.
the goat is all hype
Wankers, disaffected lunatics, grumps, miscreants and definitely dorks, you’re here.
Shall I run website Analytics on this website just for a comparison? its real easy and I don’t mind wasting 5 minutes of my Sunday morning…
http://www.benmarcusrules.com/
No wannabe about it, cuntee !
Certified Industrial Strength wanker here.
You must have your rose coloured glasses dialed back to “Glory Years” if you couldn’t see that he was impaled in that heat, Ben.
With a huge sign reading “Here’s how you cook a goat !” Get used to it.
I’ll give him big props for hanging around and doing the PR thing tho’ – hours signing autographs for the fans and kids.
And yea, I wrote dispatched then went and changed it. Dunno why – a senior moment. Thanks.
is a wannabe wanker someone who wants to be a wanker? I can tell you that doesn’t work. Astro is going to be disappointed because being wanker can’t be taught, you either have it or you don’t.
by the way, replying to the comment would suggest you read it.
a bit wankerish really.
Brutus?
You got any contacts in France that could help us track down Bicko?
Getting worried here…
The man has gone Yellow Vest withwarmed military on the streets…bob and weave, duck and hide all hell is breaking loose. Away with the money changers CB. Vive la France
https://www.nhregister.com/…
That’s not actually helping, Bushy.
ASIO assignment.
Don’t be surprised.
I second that notion
Fuck me ,brings back memories from a day off at a Pilbara construction site/camp.Still the only bloke to get frostbite on a 50 degree Celsius day ,aahhh those memories still fucken recovering Yee fucking ha.
Is Will having an orgasm?
I saw Laird and Fresh Prince driving the BG clown car this morning with Chas in the back.
The wonderful thing about the BG clown car is that it’s like, totally inclusive, dude.
There’s ALWAYS room for more clowns.
I’m very fatigued and all my brain would say was Lewis Hamilton. Sad but true.
i heart lewis. sugary.
The stale prince and noone cares
Will has totally done this before!
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Kelly sure didn’t have any friends in that heat the other day.
Exposed and despatched by fin chuckers.
I’ll give him his due he tried to throw 2 or 3 as a defiant gesture but nah, not even close.
I was waiting for the first one to be thrown and yes it was our triple crown champ !
First time I ever wanted him to make anything ! To see where the judging would go, mid 7 I think.
Anyways, it was slaughter after that. Goat curry.
Go the jess
Try and contain your glee brazzaboi – he’s still a snowballing cunt.
It’s a harbinger of another trip crown
Huey wasn’t sending much love, was he?
He’s sick of him
Mebe he’s taken the hump because of Kelly’s new watery chick (the nocean).
Mate – the ultimate example of that was Ricardo v Jadson today.
Unreal. That’s surfn.
Just skipped through it now.
Still got to do a few airs and Jadson managed to do some claiming which outweighed the circumstances. So profit all round.
I think what’s holding Jadson back is the extraneous ‘d’ in his name. I mean… it’s clearly a burden and quite rightly so. ‘Jadson’ is not a name. ‘Jason’ is.
The sooner he sorts that out with surgery the better.
And what’s the fucking deal with Ricardo’s hair? I thought Jason was surfing against a chick at first. WTF? Is he some sort of godless communist hippy trying to make a statement with his ponytail?
Kids, these days … shrug.
(Between the ages of 17-24 I had longer blonde hair and a ponytail / braided) I was just playing at being a grumpy old bastard
I read “fin chuckers” as “chin fuckers”. Twice. Do i have a problem?
Samesies!
*Phone rings*
“Yo, Kellaay! What’s happenin’? Haha, no way! Listen, I’m here with a coupla surf journos, setting the record straight! Yeah yeah, like how I saved the surf industry… mhmm, Charlie is here… totally, such a knob. Yeah yeah, ‘character revealing,’ you were right on… alright, yeah, I’ll be staying at Tachi tomorrow, we can meet at 8. Yeah, sounds good. Later, brah. Love you…”
*All the men look around trying to avoid eye contact with Sally*
“Ahhhhemm, yeah that was Slater, trying to get my advice… we’re tight.”