"It looks like one of those crazy waves you see in the Caribbean. Two waves come together and it makes a solid eight-foot vert quarter-pipe…"
Five months since state and federal officials found evidence of brain-eating amoeba at the BSR cable park, the famous wave pool has re-opened, at least to media (regular folks can swing by on Friday), with a million-and-a-half dollar water filter and a deadly new wedge called ‘Freak Peak’.
The commentator and podcaster Chris Coté was one of the first to ride in the new filtered water, with the new wedge, and says after a day-and-a-half in the tank he felt as if he’d been on a ten-day surf trip.
“I’m sore, I’m tired, surfed out and stoked. It’s ridiculous, ridiculously fun,” he says.
Coté was there to broadcast from the deck overlooking the pool. It’s part of a PR push to reassure people, who might’ve become squeamish after New Jersey surfer Fabrizio Stabile died as a result of complications from Naegleria fowleri, the brain-eating amoeba, after riding the Waco pool, that you ain’t gonna die for a few waves.
“It’s truly a dream. You can sit out and there and surf for half an hour on a Lowers’-style right, then surf for half an hour on a Lowers’-style left and then you can, literally, call up the guy controlling the wave, this dude named Brian, just hold your arms up like an O, and he sends you a barrel.”
Still, “I would’ve gone either way,” says Coté. “We showed up and the water was nice and clear. I’d heard before that the water was slippery and I was mentally prepared for that, but it felt totally normal.”
The wave?
“It’s truly a dream. You can sit out and there and surf for half an hour on a Lowers’-style right, then surf for half an hour on a Lowers’-style left and then you can, literally, call up the guy controlling the wave, this dude named Brian, just hold your arms up like an O, and he sends you a barrel. It’s crazy how fast it all is. I mean, how many waves did I catch? You catch a wave and by the time you get back to the takeoff there’s another set coming. There’s no wait. You get back out there and you keep going. If someone falls you turn around and go. You end up catching dozens of waves. Twenty, thirty, forty, fifty, who knows? And it depends on the setting. The barrel is a one-wave set, so it comes every minute or two, then there’s the three-wave sets and if you’re surfing with a couple of friends, you’re going in full rotation. You never sit up. You keep catching waves over and over.”
“If you’re surfing with a couple of friends, you’re going in full rotation. You never sit up. You keep catching waves over and over.”
As for the Freak Peak, “It looks like one of those crazy waves you see in the Caribbean or at the Newport Wedge. Two waves come together and it makes a solid eight-foot vert quarter-pipe looking thing. We didn’t even miss with it. It’s so gnarly looking. There’s a lot of punch in those waves and it’s shallow so it’s not like you’re carefree. You still have to mind yourself. Everyone we surfed with got slammed at least once. It’s not a joke. It’s powerful enough to get your juices flowing.”
I ask Coté, who has ridden Kelly’s pool, which he prefers.
“Kelly’s wave is perfect but it’s a finite resource. You’ve felt the pressure. It’s so perfect but there’s only so many opportunity. But at Waco there’s no pressure. You can have forty, five reps a day. At the Ranch, maybe twelve.”
Listen to Coté’s podcast from Waco here!
(And no photos yet, but the photographer Peter Taras has a couple from media day that are very pretty.)
“amoeba days” sounds like a great title for a volcom flick.
only 12 reps at the ranch a day? I really don’t see the problem. how many waves you reckon you would snag at firing 3 foot snapper between all the step offs, snakes and drop ins.
does beachgrot have an editor? jeez
nah, we don’t believe in ’em!
Hey Cote…..this is only clap!
https://youtu.be/iNUedapF-bo
I love prog, even acoustic prog.
for sure, but only if the volume is turned up to 15. you know, max, but with an imaginary 50% thrown in for good measure .
Can they start building these things everywhere already
Meh…
The real story here is that apparently nobody from Beach Grit was invited to the media party?
I’m working on that.
If the champ and I aren’t steady racking at Jimmy kimmels house this time next year, I’ll be as shocked as Mick Jackson’s house maid
Don’t be surprised if the Bondi lounge lizard is able to report first hand from this important event.
Dozz ? And I’m bloody sure the mayor of Newport will be there.
Snouts at the trough.
I wonder if bringing up brain-eating amoeba in every article has anything to do with it…
Quote of the week.
Truly, the only thing keeping me from renting a Waco cabana for a week straight!
Na, I’m not gonna do it ! No way.
I had to go and paint my house coz Joe drove me insane in about 2 minutes flat.
Spouting sheer Fucken drivel – on and on and on, over and over the same old shit every fucken broadcast.
I couldn’t handle Cote – king of the quarter pipe revert gang. Fuck that.
amazingly turdpail turned up to call slaters heat in manly, if slaters performance was the shit after a vindaloo, then joey was the serious skid marks drying on the porcelain and refusing to be pissed away.
Yea – I stopped to watch that and was relieved when I heard Saxon and Richie calling only to be immediately crushed when in came Jurpel as soon as Kelly came on screen. Which is a shame coz I think both Saxon and Richie do a good job. Saxon esp. he’s right on it and he’s CURRENT AND ONLY TALKS ABOUT WHATS HAPPENING instead of Toey WAFFLING ON ABOUT SHIT FROM YEARS AGO THAT NOONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT ! Ffs.
The fin chuckers exposed Kelly cruelly and despatched him with disdain.
Sold, I’m there, Tiger air flies to Dallas right? I can use the money from my successful BG campaign.
Success and nothing less at
SICK website fixers.
How’s the rib ?
At least Joe don’t make me laugh
Two computer techs from China were in a bar.
One says to the other, “Wanna hear funny one ?”
“Sure.” The other guy replies.
“What’s Follest Gumps password ?”
“IDK”
“OneFollestOne”
Haha
Actually it’s pretty good Musta been just bruised
Just FYI, the 8ft Freak Peak is actually 4ft if you use the Cote 540 principle as a reference. Learn to count ya dog.
Yeah, 8ft So Cal? 8ft faces? What a wank fest.
You Victorians are pretty Victorian.
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Fuck me !
Gerr ?
Is that a photo of his secret turn?
I think he may have turned a while ago.
I hear he’s married.
Who knows what arrangements are normal these days ?
Looking somewhat dated but sharp.
Actually calls it “Solid 8ft” hahahhaha. Peanut.
The Cote Equation:
X (self importance) x Y (vaginal discharge) – Z (ability to engage in reality) = 8 ft solid vert quater pipes/ 540 s
Finally someone who gets it.
I can almost guarantee Cote surfs better than you and has a job where he travels and makes money off surfing. Add that to the equation.
I can totally guarantee you that the commentariat treats every two-bit surf personality like shit around here except Warshaw.
So here’s the new equation: Warshaw = God.
Na that’s not totally true I reckon Warshaw is a bit of a retard. Why are people trying to be intellectuals in surfing?
You’ll agree with me when WPS is an entry in the Encyclopedia of Surfing, to be preserved in the historic record for eternity as the dude with the miniramp, bong shed, and wombat wife. No higher honor.
He doesn’t surf anymore.
That’s really sweet of you Joe Turpel sticking up for your friend like that.
is that 1-2 ft with a bit of west at margs and needing a 10′ 6″?