Waco back in the bad ol amoeba days. Now cleaner and with new improved super wedge (not pictured).

Waco reopens with outrageous new wedge called the “Freak Peak!”

"It looks like one of those crazy waves you see in the Caribbean. Two waves come together and it makes a solid eight-foot vert quarter-pipe…"

Five months since state and federal officials found  evidence of brain-eating amoeba at the BSR cable park, the famous wave pool has re-opened, at least to media (regular folks can swing by on Friday), with a million-and-a-half dollar water filter and a deadly new wedge called ‘Freak Peak’.

The commentator and podcaster Chris Coté was one of the first to ride in the new filtered water, with the new wedge, and says after a day-and-a-half in the tank he felt as if he’d been on a ten-day surf trip.

“I’m sore, I’m tired, surfed out and stoked. It’s ridiculous, ridiculously fun,” he says.

Coté was there to broadcast from the deck overlooking the pool. It’s part of a PR push to reassure people, who might’ve become squeamish after New Jersey surfer Fabrizio Stabile died as a result of complications from Naegleria fowleri, the brain-eating amoeba, after riding the Waco pool, that you ain’t gonna die for a few waves.

“It’s truly a dream. You can sit out and there and surf for half an hour on a Lowers’-style right, then surf for half an hour on a Lowers’-style left and then you can, literally, call up the guy controlling the wave, this dude named Brian, just hold your arms up like an O, and he sends you a barrel.”

Still, “I would’ve gone either way,” says Coté. “We showed up and the water was nice and clear. I’d heard before that the water was slippery and I was mentally prepared for that, but it felt totally normal.”

The wave?

“It’s truly a dream. You can sit out and there and surf for half an hour on a Lowers’-style right, then surf for half an hour on a Lowers’-style left and then you can, literally, call up the guy controlling the wave, this dude named Brian, just hold your arms up like an O, and he sends you a barrel. It’s crazy how fast it all is. I mean, how many waves did I catch? You catch a wave and by the time you get back to the takeoff there’s another set coming. There’s no wait. You get back out there and you keep going. If someone falls you turn around and go. You end up catching dozens of waves. Twenty, thirty, forty, fifty, who knows? And it depends on the setting. The barrel is a one-wave set, so it comes every minute or two, then there’s the three-wave sets and if you’re surfing with a couple of friends, you’re going in full rotation. You never sit up. You keep catching waves over and over.”

“If you’re surfing with a couple of friends, you’re going in full rotation. You never sit up. You keep catching waves over and over.”

As for the Freak Peak, “It looks like one of those crazy waves you see in the Caribbean or at the Newport Wedge. Two waves come together and it makes a solid eight-foot vert quarter-pipe looking thing. We didn’t even miss with it. It’s so gnarly looking. There’s a lot of punch in those waves and it’s shallow so it’s not like you’re carefree. You still have to mind yourself. Everyone we surfed with got slammed at least once. It’s not a joke. It’s powerful enough to get your juices flowing.”

I ask Coté, who has ridden Kelly’s pool, which he prefers.

“Kelly’s wave is perfect but it’s a finite resource. You’ve felt the pressure. It’s so perfect but there’s only so many opportunity. But at Waco there’s no pressure. You can have forty, five reps a day. At the Ranch, maybe twelve.”

Listen to Coté’s podcast from Waco here!

(And no photos yet, but the photographer Peter Taras has a couple from media day that are very pretty.)

 

 

0 0 votes
Article Rating
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
40 Comments
Newest
Oldest Most Voted
Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago

“amoeba days” sounds like a great title for a volcom flick.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago

only 12 reps at the ranch a day? I really don’t see the problem. how many waves you reckon you would snag at firing 3 foot snapper between all the step offs, snakes and drop ins.

Mista Spakle
Mista Spakle
7 years ago

does beachgrot have an editor? jeez

Jen See
Jen See
7 years ago
Reply to  Mista Spakle

nah, we don’t believe in ’em!

Bushman
Bushman
7 years ago

Hey Cote…..this is only clap!

https://youtu.be/iNUedapF-bo

Chris Cote
Chris Cote
7 years ago
Reply to  Bushman

I love prog, even acoustic prog.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago
Reply to  Chris Cote

for sure, but only if the volume is turned up to 15. you know, max, but with an imaginary 50% thrown in for good measure .

Erik Bogan
Erik Bogan
7 years ago

Can they start building these things everywhere already

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

Meh…

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
7 years ago

The real story here is that apparently nobody from Beach Grit was invited to the media party?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  Jordy's pout

I’m working on that.
If the champ and I aren’t steady racking at Jimmy kimmels house this time next year, I’ll be as shocked as Mick Jackson’s house maid

astro
astro
7 years ago
Reply to  Jordy's pout

Don’t be surprised if the Bondi lounge lizard is able to report first hand from this important event.
Dozz ? And I’m bloody sure the mayor of Newport will be there.
Snouts at the trough.

grumpy local
grumpy local
7 years ago
Reply to  Jordy's pout

I wonder if bringing up brain-eating amoeba in every article has anything to do with it…

Keith Grace
Keith Grace
7 years ago
Reply to  grumpy local

Quote of the week.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
7 years ago
Reply to  grumpy local

Truly, the only thing keeping me from renting a Waco cabana for a week straight!

astro
astro
7 years ago

Na, I’m not gonna do it ! No way.
I had to go and paint my house coz Joe drove me insane in about 2 minutes flat.
Spouting sheer Fucken drivel – on and on and on, over and over the same old shit every fucken broadcast.
I couldn’t handle Cote – king of the quarter pipe revert gang. Fuck that.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago
Reply to  astro

amazingly turdpail turned up to call slaters heat in manly, if slaters performance was the shit after a vindaloo, then joey was the serious skid marks drying on the porcelain and refusing to be pissed away.

astro
astro
7 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

Yea – I stopped to watch that and was relieved when I heard Saxon and Richie calling only to be immediately crushed when in came Jurpel as soon as Kelly came on screen. Which is a shame coz I think both Saxon and Richie do a good job. Saxon esp. he’s right on it and he’s CURRENT AND ONLY TALKS ABOUT WHATS HAPPENING instead of Toey WAFFLING ON ABOUT SHIT FROM YEARS AGO THAT NOONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT ! Ffs.

The fin chuckers exposed Kelly cruelly and despatched him with disdain.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

Sold, I’m there, Tiger air flies to Dallas right? I can use the money from my successful BG campaign.
Success and nothing less at
SICK website fixers.

astro
astro
7 years ago

How’s the rib ?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  astro

At least Joe don’t make me laugh

astro
astro
7 years ago

Two computer techs from China were in a bar.
One says to the other, “Wanna hear funny one ?”
“Sure.” The other guy replies.
“What’s Follest Gumps password ?”
“IDK”
“OneFollestOne”

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  astro

Haha
Actually it’s pretty good Musta been just bruised

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
7 years ago

Just FYI, the 8ft Freak Peak is actually 4ft if you use the Cote 540 principle as a reference. Learn to count ya dog.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
7 years ago

Yeah, 8ft So Cal? 8ft faces? What a wank fest.

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

You Victorians are pretty Victorian.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic
astro
astro
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Fuck me !
Gerr ?

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  astro

Is that a photo of his secret turn?

astro
astro
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

I think he may have turned a while ago.
I hear he’s married.
Who knows what arrangements are normal these days ?
Looking somewhat dated but sharp.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
7 years ago

Actually calls it “Solid 8ft” hahahhaha. Peanut.

Krill
Krill
7 years ago

The Cote Equation:
X (self importance) x Y (vaginal discharge) – Z (ability to engage in reality) = 8 ft solid vert quater pipes/ 540 s

Chris Cote
Chris Cote
7 years ago
Reply to  Krill

Finally someone who gets it.

Local Sewage Pipe
Local Sewage Pipe
7 years ago
Reply to  Krill

I can almost guarantee Cote surfs better than you and has a job where he travels and makes money off surfing. Add that to the equation.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
7 years ago

I can totally guarantee you that the commentariat treats every two-bit surf personality like shit around here except Warshaw.

So here’s the new equation: Warshaw = God.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
7 years ago
Reply to  Mariano Landa

Na that’s not totally true I reckon Warshaw is a bit of a retard. Why are people trying to be intellectuals in surfing?

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
7 years ago

You’ll agree with me when WPS is an entry in the Encyclopedia of Surfing, to be preserved in the historic record for eternity as the dude with the miniramp, bong shed, and wombat wife. No higher honor.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

He doesn’t surf anymore.

Otto
Otto
7 years ago

That’s really sweet of you Joe Turpel sticking up for your friend like that.

joeys nosegard
joeys nosegard
7 years ago

is that 1-2 ft with a bit of west at margs and needing a 10′ 6″?


40
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x