@sealtooth will you please invite us next time?
Dane Reynolds is one of our icons, in case you forgot, in case you thought he turned into a Coors Light guzzling pre-ex-hipster who hates money and surfing in equal measure. I don’t have any real insight here except to note that he recently went on a fabulous surf trip to somewhere gorgeous. To here…
…tagging only “Pure Juice.”
No old sponsor Quiksilver. No new sponsor Vans. No Erik Logan #blurrrrV2, #eloera, #surfingat48isfun, #vans, #etc
Nothing.
Did Vans, who pays our icon’s bills since we’re too busy being snarky, notice?
Yes.
The brand quickly posted…
…”@sealtooth will you please invite us next time?”
Oh yes! He will invite you to declare bankruptcy then peel off millions while starting his own brand.
And that’s why we still love Dane.
Don’t you?
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Vans employs more Segway riding VALs than ever (I hear there’s a guy who rides one around their HQ). Dane doesn’t respond to your FOMO you soy boy beta cucks!
Dane’s dime, Dane’s time.
Vans’ dime, Vans’ time.
There’s a time and place for everything.
Like Vans feeling left out this time. But their plea is placed on their IG, not as a response on Dane’s post.
Time and Place Vans. Time and Place.
You had one job to do Dane – just one – and you fucked it up!
Is Former still a thing? I own a Trashboy shirt, but never even considered Former.
whoa, surfermag boy goes rogue !
and this is why he’s the peoples champ.
Get off Instagram and fb and u might feel like you have a life that involves real people.
kind of hollow when you consider where you shred this wisdom.
that is true.. although, i have found that since i got off those two things, i actually have a little more life, a little less jealousy and i get laid a lot more..
I was considering signing up to facebook and instagram in the hope of getting laid. I won’t bother now. thanks.
How petty.
Freeeeeeeeee-fallin’
The great rock and roll swindle.
It’s not over until the fat lady sings and she has sung, Vans aren’t cool anymore. Lets all bin those stupid plaid sneakers ASAP!
You obviously don’t know anybody in America under 25…
I just miss my puffy DC and Reef shoes.
Feeling the punji sticks in the sand bar.
Fuck running into those in the dark.
They may symbolise the strife he’ll face from his sponsors for not tagging them for every single shit he takes or arsewipe he makes.
I’ll be watching you …. OH CANT YOU SEE.
sorry. Lost it. All good now.
That was kinda the vibe.
High five, lil’ Ricky.
I now don’t love Vans
As they clearly haven’t surfed
Outside the shore break