"Fist fights likely!"
Have you missed your hot big wave action this year? Oh there has been absolutely no lack of swell pounding coasts from Hawaii to California to Australia’s west and east but there have been very few days of live coverage and even fewer events.
Why?
In the dying days of 2018 the World Surf League decided to drop the Big Wave World Tour and have a Pretty Big Wave World Tour instead and as fun as it is watching bold women and men paddle into 7 -9 foot waves with helicopters circling overhead and many jetskis in the water it’s also not that fun.
Thankfully we have Oregon and today a massive swell is hitting her famed Nelscott Reef. Those brave souls north of the wall are not like their compatriots in Santa Monica. The bigger the better for them and they love it so much not one but two events are scheduled for the same day. Let’s catch up on the action in the Newport Times News!
Big-wave surfing contest promoters are slated to hold competing tournaments on the same giant swell Sunday, setting the stage for a clash that involves renowned surfers, bewildered city officials and the Oregon State Police.
John Forse, who holds the primary permit from the city allowing him to use Canyon Drive Park as a staging site for his Nelscott Reef Big Wave Classic, announced this week he would hold the contest Sunday, March 10, with alternative dates of March 11 or 13 depending on conditions.
But a rival group whose organizers were once cited and fined by Lincoln City for holding an illegal surfing contest has also laid claim to the big wave, setting up the possibility of another clash like one that captured the attention of the OSP.
“They’re saying they’ll break the law to run their event,” asserted Forse, who has asked the city to cancel both his permit and a secondary license held by the rival group for a contest called the Nelscott Reef Pro.
City tourism officials who sanction the event by issuing permits for exclusive use of the park did not return queries from the newspaper. However, the system allows the primary permit-holder, Forse, first call on surf dates.
In an embittered email sent to city hall on March 5, Nelscott Reef Pro organizer Gabe Smith announced his contest would not be suspended, regardless of city penalties. His web site, nelscottsurf.com, claims the event will be held March 10, as well.
“Considering we have $40,000 on the line and we are doing an actual webcast you would think we could get priority, but whatever,” wrote Smith, giving his interpretation of the city-issued permits. “John is not allowed to have both days so he needs to pick which one of those days he is going to run his itty bitty garbage contest. I would rather pay a fine than return $40,000, just a head’s up. John Forse will not ruin this for us. It’s already in the works and happening no matter what he does.”
Forse responded to the letter by calling on city officials to rescind both permits before the situation boils over, as it has previously.
The grudge match between rival surf contests has vexed city officials for several years and drew the attention of state police after Forse complained of rampant safety violations, including jet skis that endangered surfers.
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So, to sum up, we will have two big wave events today and in Oregon and likely mixed-martial arts action in between sets.
I love my home state.
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Chas is pumping up his home beaches so if all breaks loss and the powers that be put a hit out on our mate…. employment awaits in his home state of axes, chainsaws and big water.
Just having a laugh. No offense intended.
no, you just thought you did
Perhaps the SJW of Portlanduzela can show up and solve another issue for the lefty hacks.
Does this rivalry boil down to a Sativa vs Indica preference or a Fentanyl vs. anhydrous ammonia trade group association?
Same story on Stab
7-9ft is a golden line mate!
The webcast doesn’t seem to be working…someone jiu-jitsu-ed the satellite dish? The Oregon State Police arrested everyone? The Kaizen Management Consulting Group pulled back their $40k? So many unanswered questions.
I think all the different fonts on the website overloaded the interweb.
Don’t underestimate the role played by their horizontally-squashed background image
This could actually sets new standard for big wave contests.
Fisticuffs to settle priority not only would make it more interesting, but more fair.
Which big wave surfers would win priority in the opening fights?
Mikey Wright 🤯
This is a test run
For Da Hui and Sophie
Facing off at Pipe
I hope one is a mens comp and the other is women.
Nobody cares about these events except the kooks putting them on. It was way better back in the day. I think if they are having a contest today they should make it mandatory that all contestants smoke meth before each each just like Skin Dog, Flea, Barney, and Peter Davi did. Has to be 50ft plus, meth is mandatory, if not, all these kook wanna be big wave contest organizers can suck it
So, a clean drug test is a fail? UFC and cycling should try that.
I didn’t say anything about drug testing, so what is your point?
The thing I said.
Skidog never smoked meth,.
Skin god never smoked meth… haha that’s a good one… hey did you know I can walk on water?? Skin dog smoked meth with all the boys. If you don’t know that… you don’t know sh&t about Santa Cruz or all the west side meth heads
that’s precious knowledge you got there party of common sense. The whole world is fully itching to know all the secret information about the Santa Cruz west side meth heads.
Hey Nick, Mavs was better when those guys were tweeking and towing into monsters, now Mainland big wave surfing is all about permits, who owns, who doesn’t, who is suing who? And equality of pay in heats. It was way cooler when they were towing mad waves and smoking meth. Everyone knows what the deal is, they just get a little “itchy” when it gets mentioned, could be be the meth, I don’t know. Just saying
I get the sentiment mate but I truly don’t think meth made it cool at all.
Ha Nick that’s funny as shit. Inquiring minds want to know all about the SCWSMH. Fuck, I wanna know now myself. Secret information and all.
Well if Skinny did, then I like him even more because he bounced off the bottom and got his shit together!
Man has a beautiful family, a career and he’s a great surfer.
Measure a person not how successful they are, but how they pick themselves up from adversity.
You know the shit gets such a bad rap but it’s incredibly useful if you can keep a handle on it.
The increase in brain activity and ideas produced is great.
Again the old in moderation be the key.
Cool can I buy some?
I still say Mavs was better when they got high and towed massive waves instead of this dirk swiggler equal pay with women’s heats and jeff Clark in court every month. I’m not measuring a person or judging, it wa way cooler to watch back then versus today.
Excellent, you and Chas can write a book!! Could be number two on Amazon next to Cocaine and Surfing.
Dunno Damo.
I reckon if the Golden Wonder library collection of Substance Abuse & Surfing is going ahead, they should back up and start at ‘A’.
Jumping ahead to ‘M’ is clearly whacky.
But then… perhaps that goes with the territory.
A-Z of surfing’s favorite drugs coloring book?
Get on it!
Make it happen.
Not much to know
Skinny, angry
Don’t need alarm clocks…
I’ve reset the mod settings back to factory settings hence you being able to comment again… From memory you got your knickers in a twist over meth last time (yes I know it’s a scourge. yadda yadda yadda…) and you ended up threatening to bash a certain person after they disagreed with you.
I don’t mind you bringing your views to the table but keep in mind when you’re slinging mud on individuals unless your name is attached you’re just another anonymous troll.
Hey Negs, I’m pretty sure everyone I mentioned was featured in a movie about drugs use, meth and Santa Cruz, why you guys so bunches up about it? These guys have gone on record, some of the praising the virtues of drugs, others not. Should nt cause a panic when someone says something of public record
I purely mean moving forward POCS…
negs, i never threatened to bash anyone….i was messing with MC, because he was defending the virtues of a particular individual who we will describe as a washed up, convicted meth head who sold the nastiest drug ever to kids in the neighborhood.All i said was I would arm bar him…lol…it was a joke. I find it interesting that when you call people out for being drug dealing low lifes people freak out, when you say those same meth heads were putting on the best display of tow surfing ever, high on drugs, people freak out. Can you explain the double standard?
You said a lot more than that… If I Had a spare 10 minutes I could find the comments again, keep in mind you were posting threats anonymously. Joking or not that’s not cool.
Where’s the double standard, with both freaking out?
Fully! Each competitor has a golf ball sized crystal shoved in a glass pipe which they must completely smoke before their heat. Meth induced heart attacks will be treated as a injury wildcard.
Fuck yeah! That would be a contest worth watching. Watching big names like Slater just sketzing on their wax jobs right before their heat.
7-9 feet? That’s like double shoulder high! In fairness, there were some 11 footers out there.
13 feet faces? How and why does that shit exist?
Couple triple chesties?
Kung fo log jumping big wave do or diery. Can’t wait
Saaarfers hey, we’re terrible!
We’ll fight over anything. Even in the middle of nowhere.
I disagree!
That Smith Clan of Oregon are at it again. Leaping over what’s been reclaimed.
Nothin that some Rex Kwan Do can’t sort out.
It’s the BeachGrit way.
Surely they won’t have açai bowls up that way.
What’s the local equivalent ?
Meth is Oregon equivalent of açaí
Lumberjack / Barista Jizz.
Hold on to your meth bowls