Sobering: Surf legend floored by massive heart attack!

The creator of modern pro surfing reveals the three steps that saved his life…

A couple of weeks ago, July 13 if you wanna be specific, baseball-bat swinging, send-the-king-of-the-Hui-to-jail hell-raiser Ian “Kanga” Cairns was floored by a heart attack while surfing at Laguna Beach.

Kanga, a man with the physique of a comic-book hero who ruled big waves and who was pivotal in the creation of a world tour, had what’s called in the game, a “widow maker” heart attack, a total blockage of of the left anterior artery, which supplies blood to the heart.

“If we had not done things right in the first half hour, this would be an obituary,” says Kanga, sixty-seven. “It’s very surreal actually, you’re in the emergency room in dire straights, with a foot in the grave and an hour later, you wake up after surgery and feel great. In retrospect, I did have warning signs, I’ve been getting winded walking up hills, which I passed off as getting old. I had some chest pressure similar but milder than the attack, but it quickly passed, I did have an episode walking up the stairs after surfing, where I felt winded and a little dizzy and sat for a while. This last episode should have been a wakeup call that something weird was up, but we’re invincible and we don’t really want to admit to bad health problems.”

Kanga says he did three things that saved his life.

“One, when I felt something wrong in my chest very different to anything ever, I said I need help now. Two, we did not drive, we called the ambulance. They started treatment immediately and called ahead to the hospital who were waiting to immediately admit me, Three, we chose a hospital that was not the closest, but we knew had an excellent stoke/heart department and I was quickly into surgery, getting a stent that opened up the blood flow again.”

Importantly, says Kanga, “Act. Don’t brush it off.”

(Buy Kanga’s 340,000-word, two-volume tell-all memoir, Kanga, here.)

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Jsamuels
Jsamuels
7 years ago

lol at Cairns acting like he made those calls when really the only thing he, or anyone other than the paramedics did, was call an ambulance. The ambulance makes the rest of the calls with respect to calling ahead and is then directed by the hospital they call (the closest) where to take the patient. So in the event of a cardiovascular emergency such as a heart attack they bypass closer hospitals for one with a full cardiological center including cath lab and OR.

He also indicates he went into surgery but really he just went to the Cath lab where they placed a stent. Which is a relatively minor procedure as opposed to an open heart bypass.

IkeaMonkeySurfsBetterthanYou
IkeaMonkeySurfsBetterthanYou
7 years ago

Rub CBD Oil on your chest next time Ian

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

World stain league
Stained since gidget be a wee lass.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
7 years ago

Just on the book it’s 30 aud in Australia but 30 usd if you buy it on that link, plus postage. It also takes about 3 months to arrive if you buy it on that link like I did. Should have got it at bells.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
7 years ago

Straits

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago

One of us is talking about death and the other one’s talking about surfing. You fucking kidding me? What a piece of shit comment.

f u
f u
7 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

he is fat and doesnt surf and is a loud mouthed trump supporting SUPer.
You guys rail against pro surfing than print a fluff piece about the worst person of all when he has a heart attack?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  f u

Its cutting edge web site tactics mate
They got people in both camps.
All designed to siphon money toward them.
You watch, Longtom Will hammer Trump next dribble

f u
f u
7 years ago

it is a good scam, i have to admit, as a fan of good scams

Hippy
Hippy
7 years ago
Reply to  f u

CkT, you can add that his system surfing held control over talent for the bulk of the 80’s, he trains sociopathic youth to become “pros” and he is a fucking SUP Republican cunt. There I said it. Take him back Australia.

He’s poisoned enough here. You got us back for Mc Donalds, KFC, Starfucks Coffee, Energy Drinks, Corn Syrup, Viet Nam, Corn Syrup, where do I stop?

f u
f u
7 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

and his brash attitude helped radicalize the hui and that made Hawaii a way more dangerous place to be for an entire generation of people.

Hippy
Hippy
7 years ago
Reply to  f u

I was beginning my pilgrimage about the time all that shit went down… was lucky, people were cool to a 16yr old kid alone in the lineup, but I paid dues at 25 for “catching too many waves brah”. And the whole myth, defending themselves at Turtle Bay with tennis rackets, yet neither of them left the island? Rabbit living in bushes? Meanwhile, a gentleman named MR surfed without pain and was revered. Same time.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
7 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

How do you know MR surfed without pain? From a mag article you read?

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
7 years ago
Reply to  f u

So sick of this holier than thou banter

f u
f u
7 years ago

holy? no just the truth

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago

Glad you’re still with us Kanga. You were a big influence on me. A true warrior.

Some Guy
Some Guy
7 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Yes he totally should if he wants to unclog his arteries. But he won’t. His “doctor” who knows nothing about nutrition will give him some pills and he will go right back to his old lifestyle until he croaks. Hopefully I’m wrong but that’s how it usually goes. That’s how my old mate went out

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago
Reply to  Some Guy

Going through similar trials and tribulations. Not an easy course. Habits and whatnot.

Some Guy
Some Guy
7 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

No def not an easy course to change habits and patterns but nothing worth doing is easy to use a well worn cliche.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
7 years ago
Reply to  Some Guy

Easy there Debbie Downer I’m getting suicidal just reading your words.

Some Guy
Some Guy
7 years ago

Mission accomplished

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
7 years ago
Reply to  Some Guy

Trust me I want out of this ugly world at least as much as you want me gone.

Hippy
Hippy
7 years ago

Wait, I thought you were so happy after your morning walk today?

Some Guy
Some Guy
7 years ago

Nah man I was just joking. And yeah if it wasn’t for my kids I’d feel that way myself much of the time. Except when the waves are good

janeausten
janeausten
7 years ago
Reply to  Some Guy

Steady on, Mr Guy, and sorry about your old mate, but changing human behaviour is the single most difficult task a Doctor faces. Slurring the whole profession in your anger isn’t really fair, and after all, if not for a Doctor [no quotation marks] Kanga’d be brown bread.

Some Guy
Some Guy
7 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

No question he’d likely be dead if not for medical intervention but changing human behavior? Doctors by and large treat symptoms and prescribe pills. Largest lobby in the world is big pharma. And doctors receive virtually no nutritional training whatsoever in med school and what little they do receive has very little clinical relevance.

Who would stand to lose the most if doctors en masse started prescribing a whole food plant based diet to actually heal reversible lifestyle diseases such as what Kanga is dealing with instead of a bunch of different pills that only treat symptoms (with limited efficacy) and cause side affects such “constipation, nausea, suicidal thoughts” just to name a few? I don’t really blame doctors as much as I do huge lobbies like pharma, meat and dairy to whom politicians of every ilk are totally beholden to.

And as for my dad, he was old school and wasn’t going to change his eating habits for nothing in spite his wife’s healthy cooking and looking after him. Sure didn’t help that he never encountered a doctor who actually knew the science behind how healthy eating can and does totally reverse the kind of diseases that are only found in countries where a Western diet is prevalent.

Les Grossman
Les Grossman
7 years ago
Reply to  Some Guy

Doctor`s are fucking clueless into real wellness by good nutrition. I believe they study less than 10 hours of nutrition in their whole med school program, and its that way for a reason

Some Guy
Some Guy
7 years ago
Reply to  Les Grossman

Yeah man it’s maddening. I can’t dwell on it or I’ll go nuclear. Big Pharma and all the rest of the huge money lobbies are such a societal scourge. I wish there’d be a cultural revolt against it all but doesn’t seem likely considering the state of our mostly mindless consumer Instagram culture. Ok I’ll stop w all the happy talk now.

IkeaMonkeySurfsBetterthanYou
IkeaMonkeySurfsBetterthanYou
7 years ago
Reply to  Some Guy

True but it will end soon after Armageddon

Les Grossman
Les Grossman
7 years ago
Reply to  Some Guy

you are right, the hard fact is that consumers have all the fucking power in the world, but are herded like blind cattle. You can practically vote with your dollars every time you decide to buy something

janeausten
janeausten
7 years ago
Reply to  Some Guy

Yep, that’s tough for you. Lifestyle change is usually the best but hardest thing for people to do ie healthy diet/exercise/ and if you get side effects from the appropriate pills, there is the option to stop them. Long life to you.

Some Guy
Some Guy
7 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

Back at ya brother

Hippy
Hippy
7 years ago
Reply to  Some Guy

standing ovation. treat the symptoms not the disease….

91350
91350
7 years ago

Was he surfing Thousand Steps in Laguna?
Those steps are a bitch..

Suomalainen Talvi
Suomalainen Talvi
7 years ago

kudos on the recovery .. gnarlier than snap backs under a massive Sunset Peaks
Nick Carrol has written about elderly surfers taking on waves … “heart attack” not bouncing off reefs ..Will take you out … Get the ticker stress tested if riding waves is your passion 🤙

DavidC
DavidC
7 years ago

Yeah, well he was carrying a little extra baggage!

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago
Reply to  DavidC

Not a unique problem.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
7 years ago

I heard a rumour that you guys are getting Fisher to cover the Huntington Pro.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
7 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

I couldn’t even get Fisher to DJ a party in Bali with seventy-five k cash.

DavidC
DavidC
7 years ago

Talking things Huntington, is Carissa injured? I noticed in the Supergirl thingy that she didn’t compete in a heat & it doesn’t appear she’s lining up for the Vans Open. DR do you know? I can’t see anything about it, you’d think this would be pretty big news!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  DavidC

They said yesterday on the Super Girl livestream that she was sick ( they didn’t go into detail and Brontë MAC got a walk through )

DavidC
DavidC
7 years ago

Thanks James – I worry about her, in a paternal way!

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
7 years ago
Reply to  DavidC

And checking with the governing body of professional surfing now. Will let you know official line etc.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

Can we get that pregnancy test results mate?
i got Dolly on the line

janeausten
janeausten
7 years ago

..but she’s a Bron -tee [not tay].
https://youtu.be/j5haZoRsX0I

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

Wasn’t sure if she was named after the writer or the beach ….. or neither ?
I think Kate Bush with the beard is absolutely fabulous …

DavidC
DavidC
7 years ago

I grew up at Bronte Beach and I can confirm it’s pronounced “Bronny”!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  DavidC

I was surfing with EBC at the time and we had a lot of fun with the crazy boys from Bronte and Bondi when they banded together to form ITN in the 80s .

DavidC
DavidC
7 years ago

Did you ever have a game of “Froccer” with the boys?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
7 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

Please tell me this is coming to have a dance off with the surf-dance expression ladies of Noosa!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

Red is the New Pink ….. I think ?
Kate’s Bush Vs Surfdancing Bikini Waxers …..at Noosa’s Johnsons ( and Johnsons) Just in case we need a little baby powder after …. ?

Secret harbour
Secret harbour
7 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

Kate Bush’s birthday recently I think, do seppo’s even know who she is.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

He did you a solid there.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
7 years ago

Haha, you’re better off that way, unless the game was to soak up the residual pussy.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Did you say soak up ! Sounds like a job for SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS ….

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Pussy residue
I like it!
Good name for an all girl outfit.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

A Real Pussy Riot ! Put-in your idea , but I don’t think you should go Russian into it ?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

Pussy residue will stay long after the pussy riot

Kook Dahanamoku
Kook Dahanamoku
7 years ago

I will DJ your Bali party for $75k. Actually, I’d probably do it for $75. You like Fleetwood Mac, right?

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago

A space bar’s a space bar. I guess.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

I’m watching it live now and the judges went from not over scoring airs to going GaGa over them in the last heat …. ?

astro
astro
7 years ago

I watched about 3 waves in Griffs heat.
When Ross crapped on about Griff using his power game on a 2’er, I said, Fuck this.
Oh well. Maybe I’ll check tomorrow and see if someone axed Soi Boi. I hope so …..

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
7 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Where’s the Huntington open thread? Tuned in this morning and heard inane Cote chatter. No place for me to vent

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  MaxNeoprene

You mean Blippi

https://youtu.be/teif6M9FjHE

Skull when you see the green 360 / 540 CIRCLE ⭕️

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
7 years ago

Hahaha, that square says circles are 540 degrees.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Check out Blippi ! it really is an exaggerated version of Kris Coat A . He was very good today explaining to the totally” I don’t give a f#ck I am only here for the SURFING fans “ like myself , that the surface of the skate bowl was made of wood but covered with a thin layer of semi – permanent concrete ……

DavidC
DavidC
7 years ago

Thanks again James – I was wondering about that bowl surface!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  DavidC

The Dude Abides

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
7 years ago

He needs a Ritalin or a slap.

IkeaMonkeySurfsBetterthanYou
IkeaMonkeySurfsBetterthanYou
7 years ago

Thank you for your comment I am now crying from laughter

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

I got his autograph when I was 13 in 77 on a layday of the Coca Cola Surfabout ,and they staged an expression session at Bondi ,back when he was still a Bronzed Aussie …..

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
7 years ago

ELO and Zirk Diff did it to him. Ian couldnt take the state of pro surfing. “I’m coming Elizabeth ! ” https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
7 years ago
Reply to  MaxNeoprene

He didn’t get invited to the Big Wednesday reunion party at Dukes Malibu. Broke his fuckin heart

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

It was epic!
Kicked on at catlyn jenners new digs.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

His pump up the jam!


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