The creator of modern pro surfing reveals the three steps that saved his life…
A couple of weeks ago, July 13 if you wanna be specific, baseball-bat swinging, send-the-king-of-the-Hui-to-jail hell-raiser Ian “Kanga” Cairns was floored by a heart attack while surfing at Laguna Beach.
Kanga, a man with the physique of a comic-book hero who ruled big waves and who was pivotal in the creation of a world tour, had what’s called in the game, a “widow maker” heart attack, a total blockage of of the left anterior artery, which supplies blood to the heart.
“If we had not done things right in the first half hour, this would be an obituary,” says Kanga, sixty-seven. “It’s very surreal actually, you’re in the emergency room in dire straights, with a foot in the grave and an hour later, you wake up after surgery and feel great. In retrospect, I did have warning signs, I’ve been getting winded walking up hills, which I passed off as getting old. I had some chest pressure similar but milder than the attack, but it quickly passed, I did have an episode walking up the stairs after surfing, where I felt winded and a little dizzy and sat for a while. This last episode should have been a wakeup call that something weird was up, but we’re invincible and we don’t really want to admit to bad health problems.”
Kanga says he did three things that saved his life.
“One, when I felt something wrong in my chest very different to anything ever, I said I need help now. Two, we did not drive, we called the ambulance. They started treatment immediately and called ahead to the hospital who were waiting to immediately admit me, Three, we chose a hospital that was not the closest, but we knew had an excellent stoke/heart department and I was quickly into surgery, getting a stent that opened up the blood flow again.”
Importantly, says Kanga, “Act. Don’t brush it off.”
(Buy Kanga’s 340,000-word, two-volume tell-all memoir, Kanga, here.)
lol at Cairns acting like he made those calls when really the only thing he, or anyone other than the paramedics did, was call an ambulance. The ambulance makes the rest of the calls with respect to calling ahead and is then directed by the hospital they call (the closest) where to take the patient. So in the event of a cardiovascular emergency such as a heart attack they bypass closer hospitals for one with a full cardiological center including cath lab and OR.
He also indicates he went into surgery but really he just went to the Cath lab where they placed a stent. Which is a relatively minor procedure as opposed to an open heart bypass.
Rub CBD Oil on your chest next time Ian
World stain league
Stained since gidget be a wee lass.
Just on the book it’s 30 aud in Australia but 30 usd if you buy it on that link, plus postage. It also takes about 3 months to arrive if you buy it on that link like I did. Should have got it at bells.
Straits
One of us is talking about death and the other one’s talking about surfing. You fucking kidding me? What a piece of shit comment.
he is fat and doesnt surf and is a loud mouthed trump supporting SUPer.
You guys rail against pro surfing than print a fluff piece about the worst person of all when he has a heart attack?
Its cutting edge web site tactics mate
They got people in both camps.
All designed to siphon money toward them.
You watch, Longtom Will hammer Trump next dribble
it is a good scam, i have to admit, as a fan of good scams
CkT, you can add that his system surfing held control over talent for the bulk of the 80’s, he trains sociopathic youth to become “pros” and he is a fucking SUP Republican cunt. There I said it. Take him back Australia.
He’s poisoned enough here. You got us back for Mc Donalds, KFC, Starfucks Coffee, Energy Drinks, Corn Syrup, Viet Nam, Corn Syrup, where do I stop?
and his brash attitude helped radicalize the hui and that made Hawaii a way more dangerous place to be for an entire generation of people.
I was beginning my pilgrimage about the time all that shit went down… was lucky, people were cool to a 16yr old kid alone in the lineup, but I paid dues at 25 for “catching too many waves brah”. And the whole myth, defending themselves at Turtle Bay with tennis rackets, yet neither of them left the island? Rabbit living in bushes? Meanwhile, a gentleman named MR surfed without pain and was revered. Same time.
How do you know MR surfed without pain? From a mag article you read?
So sick of this holier than thou banter
holy? no just the truth
Glad you’re still with us Kanga. You were a big influence on me. A true warrior.
Yes he totally should if he wants to unclog his arteries. But he won’t. His “doctor” who knows nothing about nutrition will give him some pills and he will go right back to his old lifestyle until he croaks. Hopefully I’m wrong but that’s how it usually goes. That’s how my old mate went out
Going through similar trials and tribulations. Not an easy course. Habits and whatnot.
No def not an easy course to change habits and patterns but nothing worth doing is easy to use a well worn cliche.
Easy there Debbie Downer I’m getting suicidal just reading your words.
Mission accomplished
Trust me I want out of this ugly world at least as much as you want me gone.
Wait, I thought you were so happy after your morning walk today?
Nah man I was just joking. And yeah if it wasn’t for my kids I’d feel that way myself much of the time. Except when the waves are good
Steady on, Mr Guy, and sorry about your old mate, but changing human behaviour is the single most difficult task a Doctor faces. Slurring the whole profession in your anger isn’t really fair, and after all, if not for a Doctor [no quotation marks] Kanga’d be brown bread.
No question he’d likely be dead if not for medical intervention but changing human behavior? Doctors by and large treat symptoms and prescribe pills. Largest lobby in the world is big pharma. And doctors receive virtually no nutritional training whatsoever in med school and what little they do receive has very little clinical relevance.
Who would stand to lose the most if doctors en masse started prescribing a whole food plant based diet to actually heal reversible lifestyle diseases such as what Kanga is dealing with instead of a bunch of different pills that only treat symptoms (with limited efficacy) and cause side affects such “constipation, nausea, suicidal thoughts” just to name a few? I don’t really blame doctors as much as I do huge lobbies like pharma, meat and dairy to whom politicians of every ilk are totally beholden to.
And as for my dad, he was old school and wasn’t going to change his eating habits for nothing in spite his wife’s healthy cooking and looking after him. Sure didn’t help that he never encountered a doctor who actually knew the science behind how healthy eating can and does totally reverse the kind of diseases that are only found in countries where a Western diet is prevalent.
Doctor`s are fucking clueless into real wellness by good nutrition. I believe they study less than 10 hours of nutrition in their whole med school program, and its that way for a reason
Yeah man it’s maddening. I can’t dwell on it or I’ll go nuclear. Big Pharma and all the rest of the huge money lobbies are such a societal scourge. I wish there’d be a cultural revolt against it all but doesn’t seem likely considering the state of our mostly mindless consumer Instagram culture. Ok I’ll stop w all the happy talk now.
True but it will end soon after Armageddon
you are right, the hard fact is that consumers have all the fucking power in the world, but are herded like blind cattle. You can practically vote with your dollars every time you decide to buy something
Yep, that’s tough for you. Lifestyle change is usually the best but hardest thing for people to do ie healthy diet/exercise/ and if you get side effects from the appropriate pills, there is the option to stop them. Long life to you.
Back at ya brother
standing ovation. treat the symptoms not the disease….
Was he surfing Thousand Steps in Laguna?
Those steps are a bitch..
kudos on the recovery .. gnarlier than snap backs under a massive Sunset Peaks
Nick Carrol has written about elderly surfers taking on waves … “heart attack” not bouncing off reefs ..Will take you out … Get the ticker stress tested if riding waves is your passion 🤙
Yeah, well he was carrying a little extra baggage!
Not a unique problem.
I heard a rumour that you guys are getting Fisher to cover the Huntington Pro.
I couldn’t even get Fisher to DJ a party in Bali with seventy-five k cash.
Talking things Huntington, is Carissa injured? I noticed in the Supergirl thingy that she didn’t compete in a heat & it doesn’t appear she’s lining up for the Vans Open. DR do you know? I can’t see anything about it, you’d think this would be pretty big news!
They said yesterday on the Super Girl livestream that she was sick ( they didn’t go into detail and Brontë MAC got a walk through )
Thanks James – I worry about her, in a paternal way!
And checking with the governing body of professional surfing now. Will let you know official line etc.
Can we get that pregnancy test results mate?
i got Dolly on the line
..but she’s a Bron -tee [not tay].
https://youtu.be/j5haZoRsX0I
Wasn’t sure if she was named after the writer or the beach ….. or neither ?
I think Kate Bush with the beard is absolutely fabulous …
I grew up at Bronte Beach and I can confirm it’s pronounced “Bronny”!
I was surfing with EBC at the time and we had a lot of fun with the crazy boys from Bronte and Bondi when they banded together to form ITN in the 80s .
Did you ever have a game of “Froccer” with the boys?
Please tell me this is coming to have a dance off with the surf-dance expression ladies of Noosa!
Red is the New Pink ….. I think ?
Kate’s Bush Vs Surfdancing Bikini Waxers …..at Noosa’s Johnsons ( and Johnsons) Just in case we need a little baby powder after …. ?
Kate Bush’s birthday recently I think, do seppo’s even know who she is.
He did you a solid there.
Haha, you’re better off that way, unless the game was to soak up the residual pussy.
Did you say soak up ! Sounds like a job for SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS ….
Pussy residue
I like it!
Good name for an all girl outfit.
A Real Pussy Riot ! Put-in your idea , but I don’t think you should go Russian into it ?
Pussy residue will stay long after the pussy riot
I will DJ your Bali party for $75k. Actually, I’d probably do it for $75. You like Fleetwood Mac, right?
A space bar’s a space bar. I guess.
I’m watching it live now and the judges went from not over scoring airs to going GaGa over them in the last heat …. ?
I watched about 3 waves in Griffs heat.
When Ross crapped on about Griff using his power game on a 2’er, I said, Fuck this.
Oh well. Maybe I’ll check tomorrow and see if someone axed Soi Boi. I hope so …..
Where’s the Huntington open thread? Tuned in this morning and heard inane Cote chatter. No place for me to vent
You mean Blippi
https://youtu.be/teif6M9FjHE
Skull when you see the green 360 / 540 CIRCLE ⭕️
Hahaha, that square says circles are 540 degrees.
Check out Blippi ! it really is an exaggerated version of Kris Coat A . He was very good today explaining to the totally” I don’t give a f#ck I am only here for the SURFING fans “ like myself , that the surface of the skate bowl was made of wood but covered with a thin layer of semi – permanent concrete ……
Thanks again James – I was wondering about that bowl surface!
The Dude Abides
He needs a Ritalin or a slap.
Thank you for your comment I am now crying from laughter
I got his autograph when I was 13 in 77 on a layday of the Coca Cola Surfabout ,and they staged an expression session at Bondi ,back when he was still a Bronzed Aussie …..
ELO and Zirk Diff did it to him. Ian couldnt take the state of pro surfing. “I’m coming Elizabeth ! ” https://www.youtube.com/wat…
He didn’t get invited to the Big Wednesday reunion party at Dukes Malibu. Broke his fuckin heart
It was epic!
Kicked on at catlyn jenners new digs.
His pump up the jam!