New logo! Prominent yellow and red!
New logo! Prominent yellow and red!

Listen: “The World Surf League is lily-livered if it doesn’t pounce on pro-Hong Kong freedom moment!”

This is our time!

This damned Hong Kong thing, I’ll tell you what, and I’m back on another sauvignon blanc fueled soapbox. Just teetering around up here, strangling my wine glass’s neck with one hand, waving a crooked finger in the air with the other and trying not to spill.

Or spit.

This damned Hong Kong thing.

I know I already spit last night as it relates to Vans but a new day has dawned, I went up to chat with just-revealed-as-Portuguese Deivid Lee Scales, got all agitated about Western capitulation, drove home getting more and more agitated as I went while listening to National Public Radio, stopped for white wine like any good truly aggrieved NPR-laced white gal would, and started writing.

Fuck China.

And with the National Basketball League’s complete and utter embarrassing rolling over, our World Surf League should make a strategic move, pull their two-star longboarding event from Shenzhen and become the champions of freedom.

Of free speech, free movement, free association, free… refills.

Now is your time President of Content, Media, Studios and Shoestring French Fries Erik “ELo” Logan. For the cost of a one-star Junior event in Fuzhou you can become the Martin Luther King Jr. of organized sport.

Now is your moment CEO Sophie Goldschmidt. For the price of the Qingdao Open you can become Mahatma Gandhi.

Seriously, if the World Surf League doesn’t capitalize on this glorious black and white second, this one second where it can actually  stand up for honest-to-goodness freedom for the cost of one Qiantang River Pro then what the hell?

Where is the vision?

Why continue to exist?

I implore you, Co-Waterperson of the Year and Owner of Professional Surfing Dirk Ziff, to recognize you are already a billionaire and throw your metaphorical weight behind something you should theoretically believe in. It is the easiest virtue signal ever, virtue signaling for something that actually and truly matters.

How much more money do you need?

You can be the next Steve Jobs.

Deivid Lee Scales and I also discussed the virtue of pooping in wetsuits, Riss Moore and Kelly Slater’s dramatic arc.

Have a long commute home from work?

Come listen!

P.S.

FUCK CHINA!

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Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago

“Jordy is an ugly man” fucken funny moment.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Get straight outta Compton Dave
You won’t regret it
You’ll meet some hot exotic and never look back.

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
6 years ago

Chas, what’s with the new yellow and red logo ? Looks like you’re getting your hemorrhoids cauterized at a Weinerschnitzel

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
6 years ago

Saw a “Popovich/ Kerr 2020” bumper sticker the other day. So much for that

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
6 years ago

You’re right! He is a weak fuKerr

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
6 years ago

it’s n b association not league, fool…

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

If only Russia had leased Alaska to the USA for 100 years …… ? Instead of selling it ….just imagine the shit fight ?

bruddah
bruddah
6 years ago

I bet the Chinese are impressed at how the WSL stifle’s any critical viewpoint. Fuck, their social credit system was probably based on the WSL’s ranking protocol.

Lucky Al
Lucky Al
6 years ago

Chaz drinks a gallon of wine, writes a hundred things for Beach Grit,
then sleeps it off in the back of a wine shop in Venice Beach.

When the eunuch E-Lo asks Chaz to board Ziff’s barge,
Chaz shouts back, “I am a drunken immortal!”

mike m
mike m
6 years ago

When the commies produce a national surfing champion w/in the next decade (and they will, it’s their singular goal), then they’ll be coming for BeachGrit. Don’t be scared, homie!

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
6 years ago

Confident Kerr will have something to say. He’s no knucklehead Check out episode 99 of this podcast. https://www.stitcher.com/po…

Gerry's PEZ
Gerry's PEZ
6 years ago

Griffo didnt poop in the lineup you gooses.
the greatness of his story was that he ran up to the toilet, and made it back into the lineup intime!

truth
truth
6 years ago

Fuck China? Free speech, free movement?? …the latest Foreign Affairs may help develop a more nuanced perspective on the HK situation.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
6 years ago
Reply to  truth

Oh hell. Yeah? Can’t wait.

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
6 years ago

Chas. I recently ordered Sauvignon Blanc in France. In French. The waiter was confused. Apparently in France when you say sauvignon the white is implied . Like when you say Trump rally. White is similarly implied. So ordering sauvignon blanc is like asking for a red Cabernet. Or using the phrase ATM machine. As for China. I say do whatever Steve Kerr recommends. For both the NBA and the ASP. Dude is wise and his family paid a big price in international conflicts . Dad died in Lebanon

frank
frank
6 years ago

I think this is the sort of issue that caused Potts to defect to England, BITD. Unless I remover wrong?! So yeah, boycott PDR, I’m with ya.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago
Reply to  frank

Pottz defected to England so he could go to Bali, as South Africans were banned from traveling to Indonesia

frank
frank
6 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

ahhhh, yes! That was it
Surfers are the worst

Poop Stance
Poop Stance
6 years ago

Does this mean you’re going to stop selling Chinese made BG mugs and traction pads?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
6 years ago
Reply to  Poop Stance

No I love them for that!

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

Like a Party Pete, I’ll listen later.

I’m sure BG and CS is now a banned commodity in China.
Esp with that ‘Defend HK’ image I put up. You’re welcome.

Uncle Leo Fioravanti
Uncle Leo Fioravanti
6 years ago

Yes! Nothing as pretentious or all around shitty as a person who likes shoestring French fries, generalization skills 10/10

Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
6 years ago

Let’s redirect the public outlook and set up a CT event there. The labor is so cheap, as the children are aplenty! A Walmart-quality booth for Turpel and Potty with armed security specifically for Slater.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

Wave-making sweatshops to be constructed. Thousands drowned to create human-generated swell for comp.


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