It's a war on Christmas!
This is, undoubtedly, the most wonderful time of the year without concern or regard to your personal “tradition.” Songs about family, togetherness, surprise and joy float upon the airwaves. Food of questionable deliciousness is cooked with love/passive-aggression/stressiness. Pipeline pumps. It might be/could be/should be thought that nothing but nothing can dampen the overwhelming warmth. The feeling of the season.
Nothing save the pre-VAL extra-volume enthusiast blog The Inertia.
We haven’t discussed Venice-adjacent’s other least popular website in sometime due its complete unpopularity and… well complete unpopularity. Even the rare non-Chinese/Indian bot doesn’t attend anymore meaning I don’t see either.
For today I was forwarded this.
Happy Holidays, friends!
We know your time is valuable, especially during the holidays. As such, we’ve taken the liberty of curating gift ideas that are a surefire win for the surf and outdoors-lover in your life.
So let’s chat about a gift that’ll actually be put to good use, The FluidStance Balance Board for Standing Desks.
Son of a bitch.
And I cannot begin to think that anyone buying you, the “surfer” in their life would stumble upon The Inertia‘s gift guide but… imagine they did.
Imagine they thought, “My son/friend/daughter/co-worker _________ surfs. They would love the FluidStance Balance Board for Standing Desks.”
Imagine opening it.
I hate The Inertia for even remotely putting you in this position and challenge its founder Zach Weisberg to a duel.
Many years ago, when BeachGrit was but a fledgling newborn, I chatted with Zach at some industry thing. I had made fun of his dumb website lots, by that point, and asked, “Why don’t you ever punch back? We could have such fun!”
“Why would we? You’re too small.”
Well, little ol’ BeachGrit is now almost four The Inertias big.
To the death?