Putting the G in smug!
Putting the G in smug!

First Son-in-Law Jared Kushner on life inside Trump White House: “He makes the waves…Your job is to surf the wave as best as you can every day!”

Donald Trump = Kelly Slater

And here we are, officially, in the future. The one promised by great film directors Robert Zemeckis and Ridley Scott. The one we grew up expecting then almost gave up on. For who would have ever guessed, even ten years ago, that artificial wave technologies, that Surf Ranches and Surf Lakes, URBNSRFs and The Waves would replace traditional ocean surfing as the du jour analogy but here we are and welcome.

Of course surfing, and surf-related terminology, have been used since ancient Peruvian fishermen, high to the heavens on cocaine, first caught waves on their “little horses” those thousands of years ago (buy here) but the correlations were always natural. Surfing as metaphor for entrepreneurship, for relationship, for mentorship, citizenship, hardship always dealt with the uncontrollable. The vast powers beyond our control best summed up with the mantra “You can’t stop the waves but you can learn to surf.”

Beautiful, no?

But let us listen to First Son-in-Law and President of the United States of America Donald J. Trump’s right hand Jared Kushner describe life inside the White House in a just released Time magazine interview.

“One thing you have to remember when you work for President Trump is that you don’t make the waves. He makes the waves…Your job is to surf the wave as best as you can every day. And you have to always smile and have a sense of humor with it, because he’s the one who’s got the instinct.”

Powerful, no?

But also amazing that artificial wave technologies have worked their way into the vernacular so thoroughly. Donald Trump there making waves exactly like Kelly Slater is in Lemoore making them.

And I’m excited to see how this new “making waves for people to surf” metaphor is used this coming year for entrepreneurship, for relationship, for mentorship, citizenship, hardship, attorneyship, brinksmanship, associateship, artisanship, etc.

The future.

Wonderful, no?

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Stu Azole
Stu Azole
6 years ago

Doesn’t he know Tulsi is the wave of the future?

Woodeneye
Woodeneye
6 years ago

I knew there was a reason why I liked trump more than anti trump supporters

SSD
SSD
6 years ago

Does Kushgod ever go left or does he stick to party lines and only take off on rights?

Antipodes
Antipodes
6 years ago

I didn’t realise an impeachment was surfable.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago
Reply to  Antipodes

Well, it’s not right, but it’s all the left can go on.

Murdoch Kookmeister
Murdoch Kookmeister
6 years ago

Olympics, Wavepools, Oprah’s CEO, HBO, NFL touchdown surf dances, and POTUS as the watertrain foil. Have we reached peak mainstream or is this the new normal? Was this a strategic slight directed at surfing candidate Tulsi; Trump isn’t a surfer he makes the waves.

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

Jared Kushner is the poster boy for Douche’s world wide and gifted fraudulent wealth and a govie title he could not earn in the poorest despotic 5th world nation if his Dad bought said nation and said nation had surf, Jared would be unaware he was too busy stealing or advising murderers on PR reclamation, solving Muslim century old disputes by backing mother Israel and collecting checks at slumlord properties.

Also, very punchable.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
6 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

But now apparently involved in the artificial wave game too! Do you the the Trump Technology will be sold before the WSL gets another Surf Ranch off the ground?

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Yes, the contracts to build the tub will be rewarded by commission agreements back to naming rights holder, then the pool will be hastily built with affordable materials only to have Naming rights holder renig on the completion payment and sue the contractor. Said contractor then sues the company for the balance and accepts a small percentage as a means of avoiding lawyer fees and a cash flow disaster.

He tried to do that to little ol me, so I know too well his process.

Woodeneye
Woodeneye
6 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Did someone piss on your rug

FelipesFrontFoot
FelipesFrontFoot
6 years ago
Reply to  Woodeneye

It really tried the room together

charles baer
charles baer
6 years ago

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BrooklynBarrelDodger
BrooklynBarrelDodger
6 years ago
Ashton's Yellow Hat
Ashton's Yellow Hat
6 years ago

Make the WSL great again!

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

Again? What’s the WSL been “Since 1976”?

SSD
SSD
6 years ago

My waves are the greatest waves. People say the most beautiful waves they have ever seen. Crooked Kelly and the fake news media cant make the drop while I take off late, knife the steepest ledges and always get shacked.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago
Reply to  SSD

Genius!

Mild mannered civil servant
Mild mannered civil servant
6 years ago

I’m going to get on board with this and change my C.V to “I surf the bureaucracy”… go 2020!


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