Picks ten out of eleven event winners…
Moments ago, you read about the WSL’s Fantasy Surfer winner Zmonde, and how his victory came and went unremarked and unacknowledged by the owners of the game.
Zmonde is Shane Starling, a forty-eight-year-old cycling enthusiast and occasional surfer who was in Perth, Western Australia, where he grew up, to help his brother fit out of a beer bar before he goes back to Berlin where he now lives.
Shane, who picked ten of the eleven event winners, says he’s only being doing the WSL’s Fantasy Surfer for two years, doesn’t know about Surfer magazine’s version and calls the competition a “dead platform, really. You can’t communicate with other players, you can’t banter. And if they gave even a small prize it would make the competition more lively. You play the game and that’s it.”
Apart from backing Jordy Smith all year except at Pipe (“He moved to Hawaii, looked fit and the only reason I didn’t back him at Pipe was because of his injury at Sunset”), choosing dark horses to separate him from the pack (Griffin Colapinto was his go-to), Shane says it was the power of visualisation that gave him his edge.
He describes lying on his bed, going into a meditative state, “putting on some Captain Beefheart”, and being there on the day of the finals and watching Joe Turpel present the medals on the podium.
It didn’t work at the Freshwater Pro, says Shane, because the “system was so different. I went off-piste and chose dark horses that didn’t pay off.”
Other winning habits? Shane scrolls through the Instagram feeds of all the surfers to see if there are any injuries and how happy they are, “if you get a vibe off someone.”
He follows various stat-based surf accounts to see their teams and he doesn’t confirm his team until right before the event and he’s seen who everybody else is picking.
“If everyone is picking Gabby, sometimes I’ll change to someone else. Dark horses make the difference. If they do good and you’re on them there’s a pretty good chance you’ll be up there. Like Griffin at Pipe. He was on the cusp of not prequalifying if he didn’t get a good result. He’s a hellman, doesn’t mind pulling in. The factors were there.”
Shane grew up surfing around Perth, the fishing town of Geraldton a few hours north and the satellite city Mandurah, an hour south of Perth.
When he moved to the northern hemisphere, first to London, then France and Berlin, he surfed less and less.
“I miss it,” he says. “It’s one of those things. I do more cycling these days.”
As for his no-prize victory he says, “I don’t understand the Wozzle half the time.”
(Note: As per suggestion from BeachGrit commentator, Bex Vidina, BeachGrit t-shirts and car air freshener have been dispatched.)
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For a content platform they have really missed the boat with fantasy. 140,000 people they could be engaging on their platform with a quality fantasy comp… do it properly and they’ll get 250,000 people and get them on their app viewing their ads more often.
This guy needs a guest column here. After he locks in his picks and the event starts, he should explain them here. Every event. I’d read it. Guy is sneaky smart.
ALso this story made me laugh more than once. Well done Dez.
You should mention Chas how close friends this Shane and our own James Bickerton are. More pertinent than all the other mish mash. And possibly more relevant, he looks like he could film the ultimate threesome with chris Cote and Pat O. Interchangeable in many scenes.
Could have done without the 95% of the article that was hipster douchebag nonsense. God forbid you just tell us what happened.
Ooh …is it K Koat A’s Birthday
Geburtstagskind, Geburtstagskind,
jetzt sind wir alle da.
Wir wünschen dir, wir wünschen dir,
ein frohes neues Jahr!
Fuck, not even a signed Caio Ibelli singlet. Look what the punters at Premier League get. Worth a couple months wages
https://fantasy.premierleag…
Well done for giving the BG stuff.
Anyone else wondering what’s casting the shadow on his face?
Umm….selfies don’t just take themselves ya know.
Neither do facies
Edit. though I’ll give you it is looking rather limp
It’s Shirly McLain. She was there every step of the way. Cheers Shirl.
The look on his face knows that penis is closing in…. and he’s all tucked into bed.
Too funny Billy.
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All BG readers get a free beer at my bro’s new Perth Hills bar: https://www.kalamundataphou…
Codeword: Nevergofullfantasyretard
I’d rather get your tips just before each comp but cheers anyway.
No worries at all.
This should help you too:
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I see Ricky Bach’s cord hasn’t snapped yet.
Or Shirleys.
Im bexy!
There’s still hope for you Zmonde. Last years or a few years back, can’t remember exactly when, the WSL fantasy winner got nada just like you. A little buzz and a few viral posts later, he was all good! Anyhow, you’ll be better off on the Surfer’s version this year. More fun, sweet prizes, but the competition might be a little bit harsher!
yeah, might have to take a look…cheers!
That’s true! That was me!😜 The WSL were actually awesome to deal with at that point. Still strange that nothing has changed in the prize department since then…🤔 Also, congrats on the win! Love the “vibe” strategy! To quote Dennis Denuto…..”It’s the vibe…of the thing.”
Emoji alert! You have entered into an emoji free zone. Congratulations on the win a few years ago though.
Good on ya Jason! What did they get you? Also, are you still playing Fantasy on the WSl platform? Just curious…
Hey mate. Yeah, it was the WSL platform. They sent me JJF’s jersey from Pipe (signed by JJF), some merch, VIP Ticket to Bells.
Heck, I’ll get you heaps of beers if you share your tips to make winning bets with the online bookies…
Can Chas bake him a cake, too?
Wear it with shame
Value of fantasy for me is joining a couple groups and chucking in for a prize kitty. My main group has an overall winner getting almost a G plus $50 for each Comp winner. And the most value comes from the associated WhatsApp group banter.
Old mate needs to change his name up and white man cant jump a few similar social groups.
I once came 308th in an event using the surfers from a single country …. Cloudbreak 2017
Ps I didn’t pick the well KNOWN surfer from OuterKNOWN who got whipped by an unKNOWN and decided to disOWN his three year sponsorship of the event …..K#nt ! Karnal NO LEDGE …..was the outcome
My betting strategy is to pick Gmed every comp and then forget to put money on.
Works pretty good
Broke even.
you romper stomped that 309th place loser, go Bicko!
And now I am (Russell) Crowing !
Sounds good…any details you can share?
Get fucked
Too good?
swoit
Shit, BG just needs to host a BG fantasy. We all throw in $50, talk shit, and Longtom interviews the winner.
a BG fantasy?
Could be dangerous knowing you sick bastards
My fantasy is feeling my traction pad under my back foot. You?
It involves heroin, hookers and memories of waves past
And no I’m not Andy
Front foot traction for the win
You could easily do a BG Fantasy Surfer. The easiest way would be to just start a Beach Grit! club on Surfer’s Fantasy site. Another simple way is to have commenters pick 7 days ahead of the contest in an article dedicated to making picks. Comments must be posted with picks the day of the article and commenters would have 7 days to edit before Disqus locks the comment. You could have people try to pick the top ten competitors in order and award points based on that. Or something to that effect.
Edit: I just started a public Beach Grit! club on Fantasy Surfer.
They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom
For trying to change the system from within
I’m coming now, I’m coming to reward them
First we take the Wozzle , then we take Berlin
Ah you loved me as a loser, but now you’re worried that I just might win
You know the way to stop me, but you don’t have the discipline
How many nights I prayed for this, to let my work begin
First we take Wozzle , then we take Berlin.
Wow he looks more like Chris Cote does then Chris Cote
Than*
Thanks*
Clever! I like it.
No s***. What a major contribution. Mahalo brother
if i looked like chris cote, i would transition to a female