Report: “Distractingly polite” Kanoa Igarashi set to become world’s richest surfer as Tokyo Olympics approaches!

Multi-millions!

I once attended an extremely exclusive investment/financial conference in Miami. The founder of the event loved throwing curve balls at the attendees, a various assortment of the world’s richest men and most savvy investors, and I was that year’s Uncle Charlie, invited to interview General David Petraeus on stage.

After my duties were done, I mingled freely, trying to glean any insight I could as to how to actually make money. I chatted with some principal of some high-end firm and told him that everything investment-wise I ever touched turned to dust, every spark of inspiration I ever had was exactly wrong.

He told me that I was extremely valuable in his field and there was even a name for it which eludes me now but something like a canary in a coal mine. Someone who gets things so wrong at such a high frequency, has such bad instincts, that others can do the opposite and win.

It made me feel good.

Two years ago, BeachGrit‘s great business mind, Jazzy P, told me that Kanoa Igarashi was going to explode and become the face of surfing. I snorted so loudly that it shook the room.

Kanoa Igarashi?

Yeah right.

Today, the very mainstream New York Times confirmed that Kanoa is, indeed, the face of surfing and becoming very rich to boot, keeping my losing streak alive.

Some bites.

-With a back story ripped from a Hollywood script, crossover charisma and surfing skill that would impress Duke Kahanamoku, Kanoa Igarashi is riding a wave of opportunity that could carry him to Olympic gold and the sport to new heights.

-Last year with surfing’s Olympic introduction picking up buzz, Igarashi’s income hit $2 million, according to Bloomberg.

-Engaging, cool, distractingly polite, multi-lingual and accomplished, Igarashi is an endorser’s dream.

-Duke Kahanamoku is widely regarded as the father of surfing, even though he won five Olympic medals in swimming including gold at the 1912 and 1920 Games, while American Kelly Slater is seen as its greatest champion with 11 world titles. In between, however, there had been no transcendent figure, and the sport is hungry for its next one.

-Underscoring his crossover potential, you are just as likely to spot Igarashi in a GQ magazine photo spread as on surfing websites in ads for surf wear apparel company Quiksilver.

-If Igarashi’s story wasn’t compelling enough, the Olympics will bring it full circle when he competes for Olympic gold at the same Tsurigasaki-kaigan beaches where his father surfed growing up.

Etc.

So, are you going to push your chips onto Igarashi? Should I destroy the young man’s potential by pushing my chips on too?

More as the story develops.

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Mike_Sierra
Mike_Sierra
6 years ago

https://uploads.disquscdn.c… Corona virus has other plans for Japan and the Olympics

Chad Lebrone
Chad Lebrone
6 years ago

Kanoa is going to be filthy rich and here is how he plans to do it:

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Captain Planet
Captain Planet
6 years ago
Reply to  Chad Lebrone

Jen Okazaki was the one that opened Kyuss Kings parents to building a gay image for their son to have success.

?uzzled
?uzzled
6 years ago

I’m glad that someone is making some money. I have been feeling sorry for the pro surfers lately.

Woodeneye
Woodeneye
6 years ago

Parlay that muthafkr go on be bold

madmaxmedia
madmaxmedia
6 years ago

No backies- you can’t now try to jinx him in hindsight, when you already blessed him 2 years ago by snorting so loudly you shook the room.

Captain Planet
Captain Planet
6 years ago
Reply to  madmaxmedia

you have to wonder if Michael Peterson showed Chas how to snort with that kind of intensity.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
6 years ago

To be fair, Nat Young was on the cover of GQ (or was it Esquire) about 30 years ago. This was before he went all Mickey Rourke mode.

Preston
Preston
6 years ago

Buzzy Kerbox was on a lot of covers.

astro
astro
6 years ago

Chas Smith admits to being malignantly wrong about – everything !

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  astro

He might be wrong about being wrong?
Right on!!

John Milton
John Milton
6 years ago

Engaging? Cool? Please. He is a male bimbo– a mimbo.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Kelly will hit back with the release of a GOATCOIN and that will be the end of that.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

That’s a bit outer known but I believe you.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

“It’s the other side of the investment wave dude.”

@surfads
@surfads
6 years ago

Invited to interview General David Patraeus at a financial/investment conference in Florida. Right.

“So General, you’ve been on the ground in Iraq. Just how ready would you say the Iraqi people are to overthrow Saddam and welcome American democracy – and investment?”

“Very ready.”

*applause*

Otto
Otto
6 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

“So General, did I hear you say “Shark Bombs”?

“It’s ‘Smart’.”

“Yes it is.”

@surfads
@surfads
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Shark and awe campaign

Otto
Otto
6 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Speaking of….can’t believe Chas didn’t think of this:

https://www.engadget.com/20…

Tom
Tom
6 years ago

Coronavirus might be your only way out of this Chas!!

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  Tom

Sorry, did you say: “Kanoavirus”?
My hearing is a bit wobbly this morning.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

Are we talking Shark Tank investor wealth?
Or are you the Shark Tank investor?
Is Kanoa investing or divesting?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago

I’m the same, but have never made any investments because I have never had any money.

Re; your main point Chas, be careful. You could be opening a Kanoa worms.

Backdoorman
Backdoorman
6 years ago

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