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Breaking: New Zealand’s farmers leave fields, en masse, and take up surfing to deal with work stress!

A dustbowl cometh.

There are two ways at looking at this life we all live. The Thomas Edison-esque “There is no substitute for hard work” and the Jack Torrance “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”

Well, it appears as if New Zealand’s farmers, long champions up “Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise” are jettisoning the way of their forefathers, leaving the field to bake under an unrelenting sun and turning to surfing, en masse, in order to deal with various life and market stresses.

Market stresses mostly due a drought cooking the land partially do to many trees cut down for farming.

Will the island nation starve to death?

Yes, but let’s read about these brave pioneers. These dancers and necromancers.

Farmers around the country are swapping their gumboots for wetsuits and hitting the surf as part of a mental health initiative.

The Surfing for Farmers group launched in Gisborne last year to offer farmers surf lessons and a healthy outlet for stress.

It has since spread to Mt Maunganui, North Canterbury and Christchurch, and a fifth group will launch at Waihi this week.

The brainchild of Gisborne real estate agent Stephen Thomson, the groups meet once a week during summer, with an average of 25 farmers at each.

“I was very much dealing day to day with farmers who were experiencing the stress and demands that their business brings.

“Seeing the statistics about farmers’ mental health which are not good, it got me fired up to thing there must be something I could do about it.”

Ah the lure of good times. The eat, surf and be merry for tomorrow we die.

Literally tomorrow, in New Zealand, of starvation.

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Hippy

Yo, Negatron… old friend, what’s up amigo?

Why are you allowing this story to remain? Fuck mate, security alert!!!

Asstro is besides himself

Hippy

How dare you mention Gizzy Chas?!!?!!!

Nega, get to work.

Assss tro, where is your complaint?!

astro

Pffftt ! Tennis, hip ?
Fuck that.
Cmon, dude, no biggie.

Hippy

yup, peace amigo

astro

Cool. Algud !

ricmatic

pictured, Negs, Astro and Off rocker

OffRocker

My cousin lives on a farm 20 mins from raglan…. I wish I’d spent more time there!

Otto

That real estate agent has some nefarious angle. Struggling farmers. Real estate agent. I’m sure land purchase at depressed price won’t be a subject of conversation.

OffRocker

Getting them to buy a batch?

channelbottom

This is incredibly prescient as Hurluley was just about to release this fashion-forward footwear range!!!

HOW INCREDIBLE.

Perfect for the Surf-Adjacent Farmer in southern colonial climes!!!

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astro

Get the fuck outta here, cb !
They ain’t going to swing here in nz, mate.

Fucken laces, jeez!
Do I need to spell it out ? Yes, I think. Lo leg, easy Placement of the rear legs for the rear mounted attack.
I can’t be fucked dumping cookies and data to upload a pic of red bands.
Google them up, form and function, right there. Tried and true for yonks.
You’re welcome.

Twinnie

Hurluley velcro gloves on the other hand…

channelbottom

Ok grandpa.
We’re here on the cutting edge of fashion technology which is bringing the lace to the boot-de-la-rubber.

All the kids are down with it. You’ll see all the groms in’em soon.

And then me and my team will be flying’ over you in a fleet of private gold-plated solid gold chauffeur-driven jet packs on our way to Maccas.

Get with the hip groovio popster, or stay back in the Stone Age!

Chief Hot stuff

Last time I looked I didn’t have a Mexican call centre/Gardner.

channelbottom

Here you go Bexy.
Don’t say that I’m not generous.

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Chief Hot stuff

Hat looks a bit off brand.
No Hurluley?
That’s a call girl ,not centre.
Nice maracas!!

channelbottom

That’s Ava Gardner.

Chief Hot stuff

Consults with grandma…
Hey it is too
My bad!

Beef & Beer

As you can see from my photo, my cows ain’t gonna go thirsty…

Karl Von Fanningstadt

Farmers? A thought for the construction workers and miners and their surf groups*…
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*BG, the most influentwohw wittle website concerning the wittle waohwld of surfing, shedding wuwight on seemingwee feeewuhgood, anti-depwessive stowies about surfing.**
**I do not know what the fuck I’m writing like that for… further proof my brain is melting….

ricmatic

My field is number 3. We got on the podium!

Chief Hot stuff

R U OK
that’s my work done.

channelbottom

*** Isn’t that a Howard Cossell impersonation?

Odysseus et al

We’re not gonna starve mate. We can still catch a fish or hunt a pig

Chief Hot stuff

Does a kiwi taste like chucken or fush

Beef & Beer

Durt

Party Pete

koala


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