"Get mama another Yeungling."
"Get mama another Yeungling."

Watch: 10ft Great White gets swatted away by 17ft Great White as easily as small child by abusive “Florida-sized” parent!

Extremely scary.

Those tracking our current Great White apocalypse are certainly aware of Guadalupe Island floating off the coast of Mexico,  very near many Baja surf breaks. The military-controlled island looms scary, all the more because of the monstrous beasts that feed on large fish and plan the coming invasion of the United States where they will feast on the bones of male surfers.

The sharks grow to incredible sizes, 10 feet, 12 feet, 17 feet but these numbers are clinical. Cold. To truly understand what a 17-foot long Great White looks like we must see one directly compared to a 10-foot long Great White.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B79wL8MhOxZ/

And witness how easily the ten-footer is dispatched. A simple flick of a rotund tail. I’ve only seen such easy work in Florida where parents grow to the size of double-wide trailers and barely have to move their arms in order to send their comparatively small children flying across Golden Corral parking lots.

Oh we California surfers are in for a good lickin’, as they say, and should stay out of the water “if we know what’s good for us” or at least ’til Big Mama has vacated the region.

Extremely scary.

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Nick Panasuk (Rednick)
Nick Panasuk (Rednick)
6 years ago

too many ads you screwed your site up. Just mostly a pain in the ass to watch. Good content just too many ads.

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
6 years ago

Good content?

Jeez … you’re generous

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

Sharks don’t exist.
It’s all just part of the fear industry designed to keep these scientists on that fat gravy train of payola.

FOLLOW THE MONEY.

Tell me; have EVER seen a shark in supermarket, or driving down the street?
Are there 100 foot-long toothy sharks at your work or college?
is there any non-CGI evidence of these supposed creatures selling coronavirus outside kindergartenens?

No!

FAKE NEWS.

Dick Simmons
Dick Simmons
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

I purchased some Corona Virus on the Dark web. It only gave the wife the sniffles.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  Dick Simmons

Maybe you just purchased some out-out-date Corona.
Moldy beer? Is that a thing?

Dick Simmons
Dick Simmons
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

If a wounded soldier sits for a week or so.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

That’s only 8 foot Hawaiian
Hahaha
I guess a Hawaiians dick is 2 inches max..

Damian Zajac
Damian Zajac
6 years ago

That’s original jackass!! What you about 3 – 4 yrs old that you gotta try and get your 15 secs. of fame by mentioning your teeney weeny jaunt hoping a couple peeps take notice, try something original next time ass-wipe, you’re f–k’n boring dude and I just wasted the last 2 minutes of my life replying to this, 2 precious minutes I can never recoup, and life’s too short (like that f–k’n jaunt of yours) too be wasting time!.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago
Reply to  Damian Zajac

You posted your reply, then came back and edited it. Don’t act like you think you’re wasting your time. You bothered to edit your reply. You care what bex thinks of your grammar. You care what we think. Don’t pretend.
And since you’re new here, you can’t just be making demands. Makes you appear to be a thin.skinned 4-5 year old.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

No dramas.
Its a prickly subject.

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
6 years ago

Yeah, I gotta say Bex, it wasn’t your best work … maybe go nail the missus again?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Billy Hunt

I’m a product of this environment.

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
6 years ago

Good one Greta

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Damian Zajac

2 minutes Hawaiian?

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
6 years ago

Upvoted, just to piss off (or piss on?) newbie Dami.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

First the Great Whites attack surfers and steal our limbs and oftentimes our lives. Now they’ve stolen surfers’ time honored tradition of how to properly treat groms. Bastards!


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