Ironbound (pictured) being feisty and "difficult."
Ironbound (pictured) being feisty and "difficult."

Sensing weakness in Florida, “tough, feisty” Great White shark peels away from pack and swims south, instead of north, horrifying researchers!

"[This] was one of the toughest sharks he has seen..."

It has long been suggested that members in good standing of the Animal Kingdom can sense events before they happen. Horses know when earthquakes will strike sometimes days before they do. Jackrabbits can smell a developing tornado forty minutes out and it is possible that Great White sharks can read the apocalypse and/or create it.

Thus, scientists are both fascinated and horrified by the actions of a 12-foot Great White shark named Ironbound. There he was, off the coast of North Carolina with many other Great White sharks when he suddenly peeled away and began heading to the Florida Keys.

Alone.

According to OCEARCH, the research organization responsible for keeping mankind safe from the vicious apex predators:

Ironbound was first tagged by OCEARCH researchers last fall in the waters off West Ironbound Island, Nova Scotia, Canada. Since then, the 998-pound male has traveled more than 2,700 miles along the North American coast.

The tracking data indicates that the shark traveled all the way down to the tip of Florida before deciding to move north again. However, Ironbound seems to have had a change of heart, making a U-turn in order to head back towards the Gulf. It is currently not clear why.

The OCEARCH team say that Ironbound was a particularly challenging shark to catch and haul onto the research vessel.

“Our Fishing Master Captain Brett McBride said that [this] was one of the toughest sharks he has seen, especially considering [its] size,” OCEARCH Expedition Leader Chris Fischer previously told Newsweek. “At 12 foot, 4 inches and right about 1,000 pounds, [it] fought like some of the much bigger sharks we’ve encountered in places like Guadalupe Island, Mexico and South Africa that were 15 feet long or more.”

What is this unusually feisty beast sensing in southern Florida and/or Mexico’s Gulf?

Why there and not north with his “man-eating” brothers and sisters?

Coronavirus related?

Everything else is so we must assume. We might even assume that Ironbound has Coronavirus and is practicing social distancing but is also very hungry for age’d Parrotheads all chewy like leather.

Extremely scary.

More as the story develops.

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Shamus Beaglehole

flanking us. the main element will take up blocking positions to the north and east, while the smaller highly mobile unit will deploy to the south and west.they will bring up support and all of florida will be under enfilade fire. crafty buggers

Dim Sim

More sharks please. This has gone from strategic play to community service.

Otto

I see Sea World is a sponsor of OCEARCH.
#GreatWhiteSoulArch

terry bigler

this makes no sense at all

astro

If I hear “be kind and stay safe” again I think Im gonna have to go and mingle in public.
Some sort of weirdo covid mantra ….

On a happy note – I panic bought charcoal yesterday ! 6×10 kg to go with the other 4 I already had.
Sweet !

Phat-wan kerr

how does it go? is it not a bit rough on the date?

astro

Gritty !

Chief Hot stuff

Greta Thunderberg was not safe or kind and now has the virus caused by your fuken coal.

astro

My good deed for the day.
My second good deed is to release a bit of carbon by bbq low n slow some short ribs.

Chief Hot stuff

Hey, you did it
Noone is surfin
You really did it.

astro

He’ll claim it but we know it was the Chinese.

dickie toledo

hi chas,
hope you’re doing well. stay safe.
fondly,
elo

Dick Simmons

https://youtu.be/Tu3HN-MmJc4 For anyone that needs a smile right now.


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