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World’s Greatest-Ever Formula One Driver Gives Hell to Melbourne wavepool!

Lewis Hamilton, hosted by super shaper Hayden Cox, at Tullamarine tank…

Briton Lewis Hamilton is the six-time champion of Formula One, all-time record holder for most pole pozzies, like the sport’s Kelly Slater, not quite, but close.

And, Lewis, thirty-five and gorgeous, a man who would make anyone dizzy with a hot roaring in their head, surfs.

Last year he hit Kelly’s tank, middle of winter, hood, gloves, booties etc, did pretty good.

The pair remain pals, Kelly not afraid to dive into Lewis’ comments pane to express his support, love and so on.

On Tuesday, and three days before his first practice session for the Melbourne Grand Prix which runs on Sunday, Lewis gave hell, relatively speaking, to the pool at 389 Melrose Drive, Tullamarine.

Fortuitously, for Lewis, a private booking had cancelled giving him the option of spending $1250 to own the left for an hour while the regular punters lined up for the right.

Lewis, In Tracksuit, Left, And Hayden With Quiver.

He started on a mid-length HS Plunder, in noir before switching down to a six-two Hypto, riding the pool on a variety of turn settings.

Lewis, y’see, is also a pal of Hayden Cox, the Sydney-based shaper whose boards are a popular choice at the tank and which are available for rental there, the pairing coming via their mutual connection with Swiss watchmaker IWC. 

Afterwards, Lewis went rockclimbing, then skydiving before his obligatory gym session.

He also indicated that post-Grand Prix he’d be skipping his usual victory party for another swing at the pool.

“He’s the full madman. He ran as fast to the water as Parko,” says the pool’s PR man Rupert Partridge.

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555kw
555kw
6 years ago

Author has a hard-on for Lewis

Gino
Gino
6 years ago

I didn’t watch the clip.
Probably happy the race was called.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Respek!!

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
6 years ago

Yeah, it was a reach. I figured “Fifth best Formula 1 Driver in the past five years gives Melbourne Wavepool Hell” didn’t have the same zing as a headline.

Dermot Walsh
Dermot Walsh
6 years ago

What a pair of absolute knobs…..what would ye honestly know about F1 racing…. “dudes”….. In sport u classify and judge who is the greatest by wins and records achieved….that said he is second only to Michael Schumacher and will surpass him this year….. Simple….. Don’t give me the crap like he’s in the best car, throughout history the winners always had the best car….. Hate wasters using someone’s name to sell a few column inches….. Journos ye definitely are not….. And I’ll make sure he sees the comments….. Party on Wayne and Garth…..knob jockeys….

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

It’s a homeopathic cure for lower intermediate surfing.

East of the 5
East of the 5
6 years ago

100%, you need a silent partner? Like silent because he’s blacked out drunk by 3:30PM most afternoons and won’t show up to the important pitch in the AM?

East of the 5
East of the 5
6 years ago

can’t get a DUI on hand sanitizer, and it’s very stylish currently to carry it everywhere…

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
6 years ago

I pay a passing attention to Indycar (or whatever they call it these days) the cars look like throwbacks to the 1980s (which I love), the tracks usually look a bit industrial, unlike the golf green like F1 tracks. I never gave NASCAR a second look, what about it do you like?

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
6 years ago

I’m not a Hamilton fan, but I got to admit that he is in that conversation. I don’t doubt he is the best Brit ever, better than Clark, Steward or Moss, and the guy seems like a decent fella, ‘tis a shame he is English!

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
6 years ago

You have the hots for Lewis Hamilton, Derek?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
6 years ago
Reply to  Mads Naeraa

Who don’t?

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
6 years ago

Moi, for one.

Gino
Gino
6 years ago

Cash is King
Lewis Hamilton -12/3/20

East of the 5
East of the 5
6 years ago

Fuck I think he surfs better than me. He certainly has better hair and a much cooler accent.

East of the 5
East of the 5
6 years ago

I just spit hand sanitizer all over my stoled MacBook Pro….
Fuck me!!!!!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  East of the 5

I use metho

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
6 years ago

Hahaha fucking hell.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
6 years ago

Best car. Shittest boards.

Waxingfitzgibbous
Waxingfitzgibbous
6 years ago

Poor Buggar had to ride those Poxy kook boards

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

From a ranch to urban design. Never would I have thought that a wave could be labelled in such crass commercialization terms. What terms you ask?
Sloppy 2nd’s

Ando
Ando
6 years ago

The ponytail’s just compensating for the receding hairline – I mean, that’s not a forehead, that’s a fivehead.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago
Reply to  Ando

Maaate that’s a solid 6+ overhead head…

Instalo Feedeira
Instalo Feedeira
6 years ago

Lewis in those trackies looks like a mix between a hazmat and a lollypopman.

Shore pound
Shore pound
6 years ago

I was thinking more like fancy garbageman

Party Pete
Party Pete
6 years ago

He should be ashamed to post that to the insta world.

astro
astro
6 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

I agree ! That man bun is a fucken disgrace.

Party Pete
Party Pete
6 years ago
Reply to  astro

He looks fancy

astro
astro
6 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

Needs a few man bun pointers from Occ.


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