Listen, shaper Jon Pyzel talks “depraved Screaming Eagles” and more on Dirty Water: “I would sacrifice myself before I sawed through a little girl!”

Enter the castle of John John Florence's lifelong shaper…

Here, today, on Dirty Water is an almost two-hour long conversation with John John Florence’s lifelong shaper, Jon Pyzel.

Some of Jon’s story you might already know: how this diabolically sexy shredder (sponsored by Rip Curl and Hamish Graham surfboards) fled Santa Babs for the North Shore in 1992 and was taken under the wing of master shaper Jeff Bushman before, in 1998, shaping a little blond boy’s first ever custom.

The boy, of course, John John Florence.

In Dirty Water, hear about what it’s like when every major surfboard company in the world is forever circling your marquee rider and how Al Merrick warned his own company to keep their hands off the kid; how Jon lived in a tool shed at Pupukea fed by a single light bulb with an extension cord running into the main house, the surfboard he made that nearly killed Mark Healey, why he ain’t into making flashy expensive surfboards for LA movie execs, the story of how The Ghost was created via a “fucked-up blank” and the depraved name of his foil model, The Screaming Eagle. 

(Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcast, Stitcher, TuneIn + Alexa, iHeartRadio, Overcast, Pocket Cast, Castro, Castbox, Podcast Addict, Podchaser, Deezer and Listen Notes.)

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Lance Boardryder
Lance Boardryder
6 years ago

whats with the intro music boys?

Lance Boardryder
Lance Boardryder
6 years ago

is this npr?

Lance Boardryder
Lance Boardryder
6 years ago

great podcast boys!

astro
astro
6 years ago

Disqus sucks dicks
Really sucks dicks.
Disqus is a really big bag of sucked dicks.
I dunno where I’m going with this but something with dicks and really sucking oh and disqus … and a bag.

Lance Boardryder
Lance Boardryder
6 years ago
Reply to  astro

better luck playing discuss tbh

Shampoo Poo
Shampoo Poo
6 years ago

Matt Biolas is originally from Chino, CA!

John Non John
John Non John
6 years ago

Non John could shape for John John, and he would still be one of the best surfers on earth.
Is Pyzel a Hawaiian surname?

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

Haven’t listened yet, but interesting that he started so late after riding Hamish Grahams fine equipment and then lucked in 1000% getting JJF.
Without him he’d probably be growing weed and/or building houses or boats etc like a lot of out of work board builders these days…

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
6 years ago

Yes he is sexy.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago

Jeezus. As if it’s not bad enough having Derek trying to corrupt the godly CJ Hobgood. Now he is turning the commentariot on to his hedonistic playbook.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
6 years ago

He’s sexy but fuck he talks some shit.

ricmatic
ricmatic
6 years ago

My disqus has covid. No worky

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Yeah, mine is a bit funky too.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
6 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

You getting requests for surveys, captcha box-ticking all the time?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
6 years ago

Derek emailed your BG handle some frontline covid surf reporting for you to reject. Check it!

@surfads
@surfads
6 years ago

Something’s up with mine, no one’s liking my comments!

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
6 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Did you feel that?

@surfads
@surfads
6 years ago

Do it again.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
6 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Thank your sir, may I have another!

Ugh.

Thank you sir, may I have another!

Etc until completion.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

They are but it’s not showing up…

ricmatic
ricmatic
6 years ago

I only see replies in email, which I’m currently on. Pity, Ive done some of my best work lately.
The commentariet is the real loser here

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Wade good all the time.
That was some comment.

ricmatic
ricmatic
6 years ago

Right? I’m so underlooked.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Mmhmm yup.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

No
Just no upvote or reply notifications for last couple of days, and had to turn on email notifications to get replies which sucks cos I prefer not to have anything coming to my email from disqus (or ‘diksux’ as ive heard it referred to…)
Can’t it just be an in-house BG system ?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
6 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Are you a developer? I’d be thrilled to pioneer.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

Is a developer similar to a ‘grower not a shower’ ?
Hey I’m flattered and all that but only babes allowed to pioneer this Donny Berger sorry, but maybe Han Solo’d be keen…

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

But seriously though, I wouldn’t have a bloody clue how to do computery shit but surely it’s not too difficult to get some nerdy youngster to get an independent chat system hooked up on BG to get away from disqus…

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

I think Negs passed out on his keyboard.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Yeah mines been fucked since yesterday, still just showing a 1 on the red dot from a comment two days ago and no new updates.
I don’t see why they can’t just have an easier ‘in-house’ type of simple chat system than fuckin’ diksux…

Shampoo Poo
Shampoo Poo
6 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

I gave mine some bleach and it seems fine and dandy.


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