Goodbye, flipper.
The water turned a frothy red off a Jersey Shore beach teeming with innocent children and less innocent elderly people as a mob of vicious sharks tracked an adorable dolphin before feasting on its nubile flesh.
Many children complained it was the absolutely worst thing they had ever witnessed. The elderly still had fading memories of the television show Jersey Shore and disagreed.
A local scientist did not provide any comfort, declaring, “That’s what sharks are out there for, to clean the ocean. It’s not the first time an injured, bleeding animal has drawn sharks to it. If you’re standing next to a dolphin while this is going on, you’re going to be in danger. It’s just food to a shark. The sharks are not going to know the difference (between a dolphin and human), especially when there’s that much blood.”
Heartless.
Keep the dolphin in your thoughts.
And also that one guy from Jersey Shore who became a DJ.
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ok then, get those kids some psilocybin for their shark PTSD before the opioids get them for good
And I thought he’s just hungover on Mondays
“That’s what they’re there for”
Didn’t say the feminist
Regarding housework
They called him flipper, flipper
So said White America, “that’s what Rudolph Giuliani is for…. cleaning.”
If LL cool J can survive this movie so can I
https://m.youtube.com/watch…
“I came here to do two things: drink some beer and kick some ass. And I’m almost out of beer.” Btw, I look forward to the shark article you’re going to write for us on Tuesday of this week, Chas. And the ones on Thrs., Friday, the two on Saturday, and the one coming Monday of next week. –yours in comments, DHMF
Monday is a U.S. Holiday?
At my local, every day is invaded like 4th of July crowded fuck.
I was unclear, I was referring to Chas not writing a shark article tomorrow due to a holiday or perhaps at home with children. The shark meme began humorously but now is just lazy clickbait. Sharks are predators, on occasion they kill in sight of a crowded beach. News? I think not.
Crowding certainly an issue here in France, weekends in particular so sailing Hobie or skateboard a good escape.
You’ll notice who pens the lazy click bait.
The shark thing has become Gallagher’s mallet.
I had to Google the mallet thing but yes you are correct. I see on YouTube and first video was I admit humourous, the other multiple thousands I suspect less so.
yep. chaz is so shit.
No, no holiday. Just seems to be the pattern for the last 16 months. We may get one tomorrow.