MT, centre, with his More Core Division. Best surf team ever? Yeah, it was.

Surf great famous for Busting Down the Door, game-changing surf brand and bristling coke addiction gravely ill with throat cancer. “He is tragic and fantastical!” says Matt Warshaw

"I hope he is lauded for the way he left surfing — for Paris, Tokyo, New York; for ateliers, design studios, clubs, foreign-language magazine racks — then just as eagerly returned to cross-pollinate our beautiful but woefully inbred sport."

I have no doctor’s note to prove it, but at the south end of my duodenal bulb, hard against the superior flexure, is a nubbin of scar tissue marking the place where an ulcer sprouted and flourished over a six-month period in 1986 when I dated Michael Tomson’s not-quite-ex-girlfriend.

Just an extended summer romance. Nothing at the outset, flirty and harmless, haha, nobody even knew!

Then a friend of mine who was also a friend Michael’s pulled me aside and matter-of-factly reported that Michael found out and was going to “serve my head on a platter,” and I didn’t get a restful night’s sleep until late 1987.

Michael Tomson was overwhelming.

In all things, for better and worse. I use the past tense, which is not technically right, although week before last I got a message that he had advanced throat cancer, followed by a second message that he had died, then a third and final message that he was alive but in bad shape and not expected to recover.

Write about him now, while he still might read it, I was urged. Do not hold back, jump all the way in, that’s what he’ll want.

Michael’s legacy is and will always be divided into three parts. The easy, uncomplicated, foundational part was built wave-by-grinding-wave at Pipeline in the winter of ’75-’76.

At that epochal Free Riding moment in time, Michael was, let’s say, 60% the surfer his cousin Shaun was in terms of raw talent.

Was that hard to live with?

Probably.

But my guess is that playing second banana throughout his formative years to a younger and slightly better-looking relative had much to do with what Michael achieved in his career, beginning at Pipeline, where he never out-surfed Shaun but often out-gritted him.

Shaun was a surgeon on those big hollow walls. Michael was a bull at full charge with six banderillas stuck in his back.

You couldn’t take your eyes off either of them. (How did Michael get ready for Pipe? Easy, surf Waimea. “After Waimea, it makes going back to Pipeline much easier. And Sunset’s a joke after Pipeline.” Read the full interview here.)

The second part of Michael’s legacy is Gotcha, the wildly innovative and successful company that he co-founded in 1978 and into which he poured all of his fissioning talent, taste, ambition, and vanity.

Gotcha was, above all things, a big blaring Moulin Rouge-level spectacle.

Throughout the 1980s, you never knew what the company would do next, except that, like Michael himself, it would be outsized and extreme. For me, the Gotcha project was always hit or miss. The Gotcha Pro, spawn of Mardi Gras and the Op Pro, was a gaudy, bloated world tour setback.

Gotcha’s infamous “If You Don’t Surf, Don’t Start” ad campaign, with its gallery of American non-surfing and therefore unworthy archetypes (fat kid, old person, street-tough) juxtaposed against color action shots of Gotcha team riders — the cool kids — was mean, petty, awful.

But the energy pouring forth from Gotcha’s Costa Mesa HQ, month after month — the sheer creative horsepower, the audacity — was miles ahead of any surf commerce entity, and I don’t just mean Quiksilver and Billabong, but all of it, the mags, the boardmakers, filmmakers, everything.

It’s only a slight exaggeration to say the whole sport was slipstreaming behind Michael and Gotcha. Nobody else could have made Surfers: the Movie, for example, which I’m glad to see is now in the Best Surf Film Ever conversation. 

The third and final part of Michael’s legacy will be his enduring and literally all-consuming cocaine addiction, which Chas Smith calls “Shakespearean . . . a forty-year dance.”

Tomson’s longtime friend Phil Jarratt wrote about it in 2015. Tomson himself unapologetically spoke of his drug use, and much more, during a conversation with Smith less than three years ago (read here), in which he throws his head like a bull and is thus recognizable as the surfer he was in 1975, but is now swaying and about to buckle at the knees.

Both pieces are difficult to read.

I hope that Michael Tomson is further remembered and lauded for the way he happily, eagerly, relentlessly left surfing — for Paris, Tokyo, New York; for ateliers, design studios, clubs, foreign-language magazine racks — then just as eagerly returned to cross-pollinate our beautiful but woefully inbred sport.

That was the plan (read here) from the very beginning.

If you have a Gotcha-era surf mag handy, open it up and look how flat every non-Gotcha page looks by comparison. When you watch Surfers, remember that Michael was stealing, to our great benefit, from Rolling Stone, not Bruce Brown.

Hell, at one point this crazy bastard had us all wearing elastic-band madras-plaid Bermuda shorts!

For 35 years I have been both awestruck and ambivalent about Michael Tomson. He is tragic and fantastical, but familiar.

His love of surfing is mine.

His nihilism is a distant cousin to my mostly outgrown but still vibrantly recalled selfishness.

Maybe some of you feel the same way.

“I’m not bold enough to be Michael Tomson,” Chas Smith writes, “so I need him to be Michael Tomson for me and to hell with the price — physical, financial, emotional, mental — that he has to pay.”

Like Bitchin! Episode Two. Michael Tomson and the Enemy of Cool!

(Editor’s note: Every Sunday, Matt Warshaw, keeper of the Encylopedia of Surfing, sends subscribers a longish form email describing his historical adventures of the week, with nods to contemporary events. It’s a fine thing to receive amid the tidal wash of emails offering clothing sales and discounted trinkets and, if you surf, it’s as essential as wax and, for three bucks or whatever it is a month, cheaper.)

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Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
6 years ago

I know the guy is sick but c’mon, putting Gotcha up as some sort of leader of 80s surf fashion is stretching it. Stussy and Mambo were way more creative, and Quiksilver had just as provocative ads (if you can’t rock n roll don’t fucken come). Then you had Op with the famous Curren/Elkerton bike shorts which evidently someone, somewhere, must have worn? Rip Curl had just as outrageous parties and definitely had a better surf team.

Gotcha never got established in Australia because we already had gotcha brand of underwear owned by Bonds. Martin Potter tried to establish it as ‘pottz’ but made the same mistake Kelly did – no one cares about old ex-champs – and MCD was just an advertising campaign for Gotcha before it became a separate brand, and didn’t last long either.

astro
astro
6 years ago

More Coke Division.

KiwiFish
KiwiFish
6 years ago

Gotcha was a good part of the reason the Roaring 90s roared.

Stussy and Mambo were for dorks.

Gotcha was by surfers and for surfers – the real deal.

Well maybe Stussy was okay but my cousin D___ liked Stussy and he was from Texas and kind of a dork so maybe that’s why I think Stussy was for dorks.

Gotcha made more money than Stussy and Mambo and sponsored better contests and made better movies and threw better parties, anyway.

I even gave them an ad idea once: E = MCd. But the lower-case, super-script d like E = MC2. Get it?

They used it, and I got to raid the Gotcha/MCD warehouse for a rasta Christmas a couple times.

And once I was riding with BL through San Clemente when he got pulled over by a cop for speeding – because BL was a speeder.

BL gave him his driver’s license and the cop said, “Hey! You’re BL!”

BL had a trunk foll of Gotcha schwag and he flowed some trunks to the cop and that was that and we were on our way.

And if people who snort cocaine knew the ridiculous toxicity of the chemicals that make cocaine, they might not snort so much cocaine.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
6 years ago
Reply to  KiwiFish

I don’t remember Barton ever being sponsored by Gotcha. But he was sponsored by Instinct, and that was Michael Tompson’s brother or cousin, wasn’t it? Barton had some weird sponsors over the years, Oz sport skins for wetties, what was that all about?
The point about Mambo and Stussy was they were more influential in fashion. You could argue they weren’t really surf brands I guess (though Shaun Stussy was a shaper first). There was that story in TSJ about how one of those French or Italian fashionistas got his limo to drive him down to the Stussy shop in New York late at night so he could peer in the window and see what they were doing.

davidcarson
davidcarson
6 years ago

after the first issue of surfer that i had redesigned, and before it even hit the stands, (advertisers got there’s early) i got this very kool postcard from mt saying how much he loved the redesign. like REAALY loved it.. i thought whoa thats kool, and even put it up on my wall in my surfermag office…the next few days mails brought a ton of hate mail from subscribers…they were pissed. their mag looked different…… mt told me later he knew the surf world, and knew i would be getting a ton of shit, and wanted to get his note in first…….
a year before he had given me a good sum of money and alot of freedom to do some snowboard ads for them, at least one got them/gotcha in some legal hassle….
and a few years before that a guy wandered into the surf shop i was running in san diego wanting to rent a board, said he ‘d just arrived in the country. as i as getting a board he noticed a black and white photo of someone charging xl pipe, and casually said, oh thats my cousin … i didnt charge him for the rental.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
6 years ago
Reply to  davidcarson

I know a guy that has a black and white print of Dora in his guest bedroom. I kick my self to this day not liberating that fine photo the last time I had a visit. Could say he “had” as I type..

davidcarson
davidcarson
6 years ago

yup. : )

KiwiFish
KiwiFish
6 years ago
Reply to  davidcarson

I don’t believe this is actually David Carson but you do seem to know a lot.

If you’re David Carson, name one of the people who worked on Beach Culture.

And who was your assistant Art Director when you worked at Surfer?

And what is your favorite surf spot in the BVI?

If this is David Carson: “Aloha and thanks for making magic with that one spread we all love so much.”

astro
astro
6 years ago

Alright, alright – the cunt could surf a bit. OK ?
There I said it – it’s all I got.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
6 years ago
Reply to  astro

I’ll convert you to Scientology come Friday.

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
6 years ago

Nice one, Matt.

Bob Driver
Bob Driver
6 years ago

I love the way Matt Archbold tells the story of how he signed with Tomson’s Gotcha… Supposedly, he was to sign with the brand for about $30K. They agreed to finalize the deal one morning in the Salt Creek parking lot. But this is the late 80’s and Archy, being a young SC pier rat, was ambivalent about the whole deal. So the designated dawn patrol morning comes and Matt rolls out of the bed late. MT and his biz partner are waiting in the parking lot looking to lock up the hot young kid with attitude, but he’s a no show. They start freaking out, that the deal is a no-go, some other brand has offered him more dinero! Archy finally rolls into the parking lot; MT’s bullish ‘tude kicks in and he doubles the offer to $60K! Archy cashes the check and airs his way into the Gotcha crew and later, MCD…. This might even be true.

SectionSB
SectionSB
6 years ago

I still wear an old red Gotcha t-shirt, silkscreen print on the back abit cracked, butshirt is good qualtiy, I wear old stuff like that,

Wilbur
Wilbur
6 years ago

Ashton used to write for BG?

https://beachgrit.com/2015/…

KiwiFish
KiwiFish
6 years ago

What would that MCD Significant Mother’s group shot look like now?

Less hair, less ‘tude.

Photoshop anyone?

(RIP Brock)

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
6 years ago
Reply to  KiwiFish

Is Pottz a bit of a midget?

mine.mine.mine
mine.mine.mine
6 years ago

fucking classic

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
6 years ago

The surfing in the last section still holds its own now.

mine.mine.mine
mine.mine.mine
6 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

didn’t dirty water just interview someone who grew up surfing with him in Cali, when he moved there? fuck. I can’t remember. he ripped and (i know blasphemy) but Andy’s surfing is very Pottz esq. from this vid

Sam George’s Hair
Sam George’s Hair
6 years ago
Reply to  mine.mine.mine

They were talking to Shane Beschen. Shane was still pretty young then. That was a fun time in San Clemente.

janeausten
janeausten
6 years ago
Reply to  mine.mine.mine

….and Jordy’s, same sort of power/flick moves. I’d forgotten how good Pottz was. Put old pottz on today’s boards and he’d be the champ again,

mine.mine.mine
mine.mine.mine
6 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

seriously, watching that vid, he fucking ripped and shredded without care and finished it.. fucking A. How did he do at Pipe? I don’t really remember much excitement about him at Pipe?

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
6 years ago

Have you considered
Suing that double dipper
For your sore tummy?

astro
astro
6 years ago

“ had us all wearing elastic-band madras-plaid Bermuda shorts”
Hahahahar – he might have had you wearing them, Matt.
Gotcha sucked. A testimony to the good ol bro ho Cali days.
Nothing to do with the Southern Hemisphere.

Pottz ! So tough – what a fucken clown.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
6 years ago
Reply to  astro

Think I’m about one “era” behind you Astro. One where Pottz was a god and me and my mates all had flames on our boards.

astro
astro
6 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Negs, mate – nothing wrong with flames !
Flames, lightning bolts all good.
But yea – Pottz never a god … why the cunt got PI tattoos is beyond me.

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
6 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Pottz’s evolution from an untamed animal to neutered WSL house cat still bothers me.

Snowbored
Snowbored
6 years ago

Surfing these days needs more Mavericks, more iconoclasts, more…..Rock and roll.

R.I.P.


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