The paradox of the environmentalist businessman…
Self-described pro-environment and wildlife advocate Kelly Slater, eleven titles, slayer of Instagram trolls, has “urged” the Queensland to approve the WSL’s billion-dollar development on 510-hectares, or 1200 acres, of “highly constrained land” near the Queensland beach town of Coolum.
Speaking to Brisbane’s The Courier-Mail, Kelly said the development, which has been stalled by environmental concerns, would create a surfing mecca.
“When people start thinking about surfing in Australia they generally think about Bells or the Gold Coast… this wave would become somewhat of a mecca and put the Sunshine Coast back on the (surfing) map…it will bring a lot of interest to the area and it will be a place that I know a lot of people are going to want to surf and have an ongoing impact on the local area…we have had so many people asking for so long where we’re going to build the next wave including Australia,” he said.
The WSL’s boss of getting pools built, Andrew Stark, described the development as the economic boost the state urgently needed.
“Given the current COVID climate and economic crisis that Queensland is facing, to bring such a sizeable investment and number of jobs to a regions such as the Sunshine Coast is extremely important,” he said.
In a piece written last year, Longtom visited the site and interviewed locals.
His conclusion?
Drive-time from the airport is fourteen-minutes at a hundred k’s heading due north up the Sunshine Motorway. Glancing left at the site which is bordered by the road the presence of water on the ground, despite the drought, is startling. Fifteen hundred residential lots, commercial, retail, hotels plus the wavepool on some of the lowest lying floodplain in south-east Queensland.
What, as they say, could go wrong?
I put boots on the ground at the site. I know this country very well. It’s in my blood. My people come from the Queensland cane swamps. They are Danes, Swedes, Sicilians.
Practical people.
They would understand the necessity of bulldozing the bush to make way for jobs. But I do not. The developer’s eye eludes me. I see trees and bush. Birds, insects, frogs. I feel sad that surfers will be the ones behind the bull-dozers, erasing this wildlife, this bush from history.
From what I can see though, although there is ambivalence, distrust and even hostility to the Coolum wave pool development, that is unlikely to stop the bulldozers.
The greenwashing on the project will be immense.
Next level.
The Courier-Mail also noted that Queensland premier Annastacia Palaszczuk and Tourism Minister Kate Jones had visited Surf Ranch last year and “publicly welcomed the Coolum proposal.”
Sniff sniff
He brings up some good points now and then.
I always hoped that he traveled down some dirt roads on the way to the spelunking expeditions…
$1.2 billion? a lot more good could be done for the world for 1.2billion than building a fricken wavepool. starting to not really like this smelly skater guy
Yep LGR ……WILD WILD WOMEN !
Cigarettes, whiskey and wild, wild women
They’ll drive you crazy, they’ll drive you insane
Cigarettes, whiskey and wild wild women
They’ll drive you crazy, they’ll drive you insane…….
Well in the GOAT’s case it wasn’t the ciggies or the whiskey that got him .
I wrote heaps then decided to delete it.
He’s just another fukken idiot and needs a knee in the nuts.
Really.
Since its conception !
That sounds around the time I was buying sandwiches for “Jewel” and her Mom living in a van in the parking lot at dog beach!? You kissed Jewel? Is your tongue intact?
Perfect! More “resorts” in Australia. They love the company,…..mate!
https://youtu.be/TRopOVyHpRM
Is this to be the multiwave wavegarden set up or the wave every 200+ seconds Cali pool?
The Slater Train. $50000US a day to surf. Can’t see it getting a lot of custom here.
Wave every 4 minutes? Seems hard to be economical no?
@ 5G a day, and some tasty power bill rebate from the QLD Gov I reckon they’d cut a profit. And what cost to the floodland/ecosystem surround.. what cost eh?
Just once I would like one of our hard hitting surf journalists challenge Slater on his obvious hypocrisy.
They had better figure out how to pencil in some affordability because 5000. a day is not going to be a big seller anywhere.
Rumor is, they can’t book Fresno and are asking surf travel sites to add it as a “destination”.
Kelly has done more for the environment than anyone!
Look at the traction pads he builds with a dusting of green algae grown on a farm that magically cleans the read algae blooms in your ocean!
And the environmentally friendly surfboards that employ hundreds if Thai women and children, each pop-out board individually boxed in a mountain of “resuable’ eco-friendly cardboard and containered via freighter to each corner of the world, then trucked to a consignment shop before being hop-scotched from shop-to-shop until finally settling on a clearance rack somewhere.
Global warming doesn’t stand a chance!
Where/when in Kelly’s life did this all shift? How/when/where did this persona come about? It is something well beyond a simple lack of self-awareness, right now as this most recent gem clearly shows. I do not mean this in mockery (had my fill with that during the 3.5 on the left at the Crumble on Sunday) at this point. Kelly in the last year (at the very least) has become this person that boggles the mind. Perhaps there was no shift. Dummies like me who went through the worship stage of the 11 world titles were too blind to see it.
I’m assuming someone here will tell me I am/was just one of the many many clueless fanboy outsiders who was thoroughly bamboozled and sold a line of BS by surf mags/Quik/the Steele flicks through the 90’s, 2000’s, and 2010’s… and that this is who he has always been, that we at times we have been baby-spoon fed a milquetoast watered down message of who he is (a.k.a. Momentum Generation, Fly in the Champagne, etc)… feel free to tell me either way… is this all a new shift or have I been fooled from the get-go?
You were definitely fooled from the get-go, cos he’s always been a fuckin’ dickhead.
Some of us older folks could see it from the start but got poo-pooed by his young fans for pointing out what a hypocritical jerk-off he’s always been.
Now we poo-poo your poo-poo…
I agree. I have been wondering the same thing, never been a fanboy, but his personality/morals whatever seemed decently human, again, not that I ever fawned over him, he sure seems to have disappeared up his own arse… maybe he has now finally accumulated the money and influence he needed to start actually living out his dickheadedness…
How we gonna pray for surf, when the surf is always there?
Fuck all wave pools and the overindulgent kooks that build or use them.
NonJohnNon would like to see a ban on satanic wave parks and açaí bowls, more books and condoms.
I heard Clive Palmer is in a trust with Kelly Slater and Pete Evans to finance this. The plan is allegedly to broker the finance, go bull for 9 months on the wave company,, list it, then bail and dissolve the trust.
Sounds like a real yucky poo poo finance scheme. Are they hiring?
Did you get penetrated by a dolphin?! I’ve seen videos of those horney fucks attempting cross specie rooting.
I can hear Ke11y screaming now “Fuck those Beach Grit Surf Nerds!” as we chant with Bill Murry “It just dosn’t Matter… It just doesn’t matter!”
What’s surprising? Guy bailed on his daughter, environment can’t mean that much.