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Mathews and old-ish wound.

Listen: Big-wave storyteller Mark Mathews on the intellectual dark web, kicking opiates and the extravagance of evil, “There’s darkness in you and if you don’t manage your life and frame it with meaning, you can become bitter… very fast.”

Crippled innumerable times, told he'd never walk again, now a keynote speaker of considerable note…

Today’s guest on Dirty Water, Mark Mathews, presents, irresistibly, as a keynote speaker of considerable fame and even a little fortune who came from the bruising circuit of Maroubra, Sydney, via the cutthroat athleticism of professional big-wave surfing.

He is a ruminative man, as you’ll soon hear.

Give him one little opening for the point he wants to make and down he comes upon you, in under your guard, flashing and relentless as a rapier.

Mathews has been crippled and winged innumerable times,

Told he’ll never surf again,

Never walk again.

A cracked plate that can never be warmed on the stove nor brought out for company. Good only to hold crackers late at night or to go into the fridge under the leftovers.

But where a lesser man might sink into the velvet lazy chair of opiates and pity, descending, eventually, into a hell of despondency, he is optimism radiant and roaring.

Faith vindicated.

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Seamacgames

Surfer Crack
“>Best Software I Like It

KRIS

… ‘the best’ episode thus far. keep ’em coming gentlemen.

East of the 5

I am going to pay Derek to write some shit for me:
-My LinkIn profile
-My eulogy
-My son’s birthday party invites post-coved
-My email signature

Fucking guy is a wordsmith.

ValiantScorn

The smell of TJ will give you the clap.

Capt Sensible

Wheres ya brothers keeper now cunt.

Party Pete

I’ll listen to it later.

Wilbur

Pretty funny. Went camping with college buddy last week, no cell phone coverage. He lives in the hills now so no surfing, but he said he listens to podcasts to go to sleep. Not lying, he said BG is one of his favorites.

Chief Hot stuff

Like gentle white noise

ricmatic

A very good episode.

Heisenberg

great talk

ValiantScorn

It won’t play thru my “gaggle live transcribe” software. So, I just can’t stomach dudes voices when I’m between projects. I’ve got to find a solution, seems I’m missing out on some good conversations. Just can’t stand the manufactured accents, drawls, slang, and repeated lines. Once you’ve studied in the field of tactical “interviewing”, you see the oral theater….

ricmatic

You should be a guest on the podcast. That sounds intriguing.
Do it anonymously?

ValiantScorn

Chas: “So tell US about yourself, Scorn.”
Scorn: “Everybody sell your surfboards, and take up basketball. Only puppy crushing, dolphin eating, kkk members surf.”
Chas: “Disable his feed…..”
Scorn: “And as for you f’s who ride kelly’s plastic……(line goes dead)

Waterproof Polo

DR is a good interviewer I reckon. Chas drops in for further exploration when needed. I feel ya on slang etc but it’s a surf poddy after all. Better than fake okker bullshit to get the bogan tradie dollar. Yeeeeewwww

ValiantScorn

I definitely am trying to work out the kinks. Highly interested.

Chief Hot stuff

Put me to sleep.
Then I woke up and he was still droning on and then I went back to sleep.

Grüntreprenuer

Why the podcast is broken?

M.

Peterson should add this to his bio.
“Peterson, philosophy and life lessons so simple even a pro surfer can understand”.

Tom

Looks like in pic Mark can screw his leg on and off – so so good!!

Uneducated

I was actually thinking looking at that picture…has he achieved every man’s secret fantasy…and is able to give himself a blowjob?

Waterproof Polo

5 stars from me. Excellent poddy lads. Mark is cool as. Good discussion about the old opioids. So good but sooo dangerously troublesome.

@surfads

Well fuck I’ll have to listen now.

Also a belated well done on the Webber Ep, v entertaining

John Wayne

I agree – epic listen – very insightful – it gets the Clive Churchill from me

astro

Just another unit.
Yawn.
Hope he didn’t fuck too many others up on his wonderful road of self discovery.

Chief Hot stuff

Did you like the show
Entourage?
The cast are doing podcasts of all the episodes
Fascinating, way more interesting than fuken surfers
https://www.listennotes.com…

Jazzy P

Do you also giggle at the way Ellin and the boys preface every single person mentioned in the podcast with “Oh yeh, love that guy”… “Man he’s such a great guy” etc.

Chief Hot stuff

I love those guys!!
I found it very Non wanky actually
Great guys!!

Billy Hunt

I’m busy working my way through The Wire for the third time. Amazing series … up there with The Sopranos.

Chief Hot stuff
Waterproof Polo

Omar comin’

East of the 5

Omar is my leader. I am also balding, have cornrows, and my coworkers think I might be a switch-hitter.

NEGATRON

You seen OZ? another HBO series right up there with those two.

NEGATRON

Do they have a website you can post at??

Chief Hot stuff

I dunno
But they’ve probly all ready got a mod.

David

need to film these

Beef & Beer

Oi Dezza
Is it on YouTube or have you abandoned all thought of putting anything on your YouTube channel since Chadz delivered a cake to the wosl on his wife’s bicycle ?

ValiantScorn

Please, allow me to know what this means!?!?!

Beef & Beer

Beach Grit has a youtube channel that they hardly ever post these interviews on.
Personally I’d like to see (as well as hear) the interview cos (as the old saying goes) “moving pictures paint a million words”…

Yeah_na

Dunno bout the oven but i reckon Chalks seen a few spins of the plate in the microwave..

Owen Wright's Brains

dude is a bulb spinner, for sure.

Yeah_na

Don’t you D.A.R.E

East of the 5

Haven’t we all….


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