Mathews and old-ish wound.

Listen: Big-wave storyteller Mark Mathews on the intellectual dark web, kicking opiates and the extravagance of evil, “There’s darkness in you and if you don’t manage your life and frame it with meaning, you can become bitter… very fast.”

Crippled innumerable times, told he'd never walk again, now a keynote speaker of considerable note…

Today’s guest on Dirty Water, Mark Mathews, presents, irresistibly, as a keynote speaker of considerable fame and even a little fortune who came from the bruising circuit of Maroubra, Sydney, via the cutthroat athleticism of professional big-wave surfing.

He is a ruminative man, as you’ll soon hear.

Give him one little opening for the point he wants to make and down he comes upon you, in under your guard, flashing and relentless as a rapier.

Mathews has been crippled and winged innumerable times,

Told he’ll never surf again,

Never walk again.

A cracked plate that can never be warmed on the stove nor brought out for company. Good only to hold crackers late at night or to go into the fridge under the leftovers.

But where a lesser man might sink into the velvet lazy chair of opiates and pity, descending, eventually, into a hell of despondency, he is optimism radiant and roaring.

Faith vindicated.

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Seamacgames
Seamacgames
4 years ago

Surfer Crack
“>Best Software I Like It

KRIS
KRIS
6 years ago

… ‘the best’ episode thus far. keep ’em coming gentlemen.

East of the 5
East of the 5
6 years ago

I am going to pay Derek to write some shit for me:
-My LinkIn profile
-My eulogy
-My son’s birthday party invites post-coved
-My email signature

Fucking guy is a wordsmith.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
6 years ago

The smell of TJ will give you the clap.

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
6 years ago

Wheres ya brothers keeper now cunt.

Party Pete
Party Pete
6 years ago

I’ll listen to it later.

Wilbur
Wilbur
6 years ago

Pretty funny. Went camping with college buddy last week, no cell phone coverage. He lives in the hills now so no surfing, but he said he listens to podcasts to go to sleep. Not lying, he said BG is one of his favorites.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Wilbur

Like gentle white noise

ricmatic
ricmatic
6 years ago

A very good episode.

Heisenberg
Heisenberg
6 years ago

great talk

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
6 years ago

It won’t play thru my “gaggle live transcribe” software. So, I just can’t stomach dudes voices when I’m between projects. I’ve got to find a solution, seems I’m missing out on some good conversations. Just can’t stand the manufactured accents, drawls, slang, and repeated lines. Once you’ve studied in the field of tactical “interviewing”, you see the oral theater….

ricmatic
ricmatic
6 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

You should be a guest on the podcast. That sounds intriguing.
Do it anonymously?

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
6 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Chas: “So tell US about yourself, Scorn.”
Scorn: “Everybody sell your surfboards, and take up basketball. Only puppy crushing, dolphin eating, kkk members surf.”
Chas: “Disable his feed…..”
Scorn: “And as for you f’s who ride kelly’s plastic……(line goes dead)

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

DR is a good interviewer I reckon. Chas drops in for further exploration when needed. I feel ya on slang etc but it’s a surf poddy after all. Better than fake okker bullshit to get the bogan tradie dollar. Yeeeeewwww

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
6 years ago

I definitely am trying to work out the kinks. Highly interested.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Put me to sleep.
Then I woke up and he was still droning on and then I went back to sleep.

Grüntreprenuer
Grüntreprenuer
6 years ago

Why the podcast is broken?

M.
M.
6 years ago

Peterson should add this to his bio.
“Peterson, philosophy and life lessons so simple even a pro surfer can understand”.

Tom
Tom
6 years ago

Looks like in pic Mark can screw his leg on and off – so so good!!

Uneducated
Uneducated
6 years ago
Reply to  Tom

I was actually thinking looking at that picture…has he achieved every man’s secret fantasy…and is able to give himself a blowjob?

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago

5 stars from me. Excellent poddy lads. Mark is cool as. Good discussion about the old opioids. So good but sooo dangerously troublesome.

@surfads
@surfads
6 years ago

Well fuck I’ll have to listen now.

Also a belated well done on the Webber Ep, v entertaining

John Wayne
John Wayne
6 years ago

I agree – epic listen – very insightful – it gets the Clive Churchill from me

astro
astro
6 years ago

Just another unit.
Yawn.
Hope he didn’t fuck too many others up on his wonderful road of self discovery.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  astro

Did you like the show
Entourage?
The cast are doing podcasts of all the episodes
Fascinating, way more interesting than fuken surfers
https://www.listennotes.com…

Jazzy P
Jazzy P
6 years ago

Do you also giggle at the way Ellin and the boys preface every single person mentioned in the podcast with “Oh yeh, love that guy”… “Man he’s such a great guy” etc.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Jazzy P

I love those guys!!
I found it very Non wanky actually
Great guys!!

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
6 years ago

I’m busy working my way through The Wire for the third time. Amazing series … up there with The Sopranos.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
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Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago
Reply to  Billy Hunt

Omar comin’

East of the 5
East of the 5
6 years ago

Omar is my leader. I am also balding, have cornrows, and my coworkers think I might be a switch-hitter.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
6 years ago
Reply to  Billy Hunt

You seen OZ? another HBO series right up there with those two.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
6 years ago

Do they have a website you can post at??

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

I dunno
But they’ve probly all ready got a mod.

David
David
6 years ago

need to film these

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

Oi Dezza
Is it on YouTube or have you abandoned all thought of putting anything on your YouTube channel since Chadz delivered a cake to the wosl on his wife’s bicycle ?

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
6 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Please, allow me to know what this means!?!?!

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Beach Grit has a youtube channel that they hardly ever post these interviews on.
Personally I’d like to see (as well as hear) the interview cos (as the old saying goes) “moving pictures paint a million words”…

Yeah_na
Yeah_na
6 years ago

Dunno bout the oven but i reckon Chalks seen a few spins of the plate in the microwave..

Owen Wright's Brains
Owen Wright's Brains
6 years ago
Reply to  Yeah_na

dude is a bulb spinner, for sure.

Yeah_na
Yeah_na
6 years ago

Don’t you D.A.R.E

East of the 5
East of the 5
6 years ago
Reply to  Yeah_na

Haven’t we all….


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