Watch: Brave young man boldly punctures theory that Great White sharks are vicious man-eaters, jumps on top of one and attempts to give loving squeeze!

It's anti-depressive!

We are a divided people and angry. Calling each other names on Presidential debate stages, harboring ill-will toward a variety of races and credos. Filled with malice but even in these darkest of days heroes rise in order to challenge us to live better lives.

And take two young men who were out on a boat ride, one sunshiny day, when they saw a massive shark fin jutting through the water’s surface.

One of the young men, wearing exiting hotpants, decided to test the theory that sharks, particularly Great Whites, are vicious young/old man-eaters and hopped off the boat to give the beast a squeeze.

The shark, clearly confused, initially recoils but then swings close to the boat maybe asking for more while the young man ponders his life direction.

It is difficult to know for certain what thoughts flicker in the Great White mind but back to the hotpants.

Have you ever worn?

I assume they are for free-diving or somesuch but very chic and I would maybe like to try a pair out surfing.

I think they could not only bridge the inter-species divide but also the more cavernous human-human divide.

Yes?