Vans reminds Americans that the election is days away and to vote; iconic team rider Joel Tudor issues own ultimatum, “Neither party will ever get my support until one of them does the right thing and sets the plant free!”

Unbowed.

And for certain you are aware that a very electric election is but days away in these United States of America. Odd seeing as the two main candidates are doddering septuagenarians but here we are and exciting. Trump Trains driving Biden Busses off the road. Historic turnout.

Do you have an opinion? A favorite candidate? Many celebrities and brands are posturing as apolitical, not wanting to exacerbate fans/customers, simply encouraging people to vote.

Vans, for example, posted a message on its Instagram account reading:

The US election is just days away. @SteveCaballero, @PerrisBenegas, @PatrickGud, @R.Barbee, @BigAirMare, @DylanGraves, @GeoffRowley, & @LeilaHurst are here to remind you to get out and vote! Head to vans.com/vote for resources.

Notably missing from the list is iconic team writer Joel Tudor.

The professional longboarder and BJJ enthusiast, elsewhere on Instagram, wrote, “Neither party will ever get my support until one of them does the right thing and sets the plant free.”

Actress Lysa Cooper begged him to change his mind, “Joel!!!! YOU have to vote for it. Also… VOTE for my VAGINA. It needs to be protected. As well as the reproductive rights of your 2 SONS!! You got 3 days to step up!!! Please. I beg you as your best friend!!!!”

Tudor, unbowed, responded, “You are ruining my coffee and bong hit – love you!! Go green babe …it’s a better look than red and blue awoooooooooooo”

Many questions but mostly which plant is being locked up and is Joel Tudor referring to the Green Party?

I have been a member of the Green Party for 26 years as I thought registering for a color was funny.

Very mature.

More as the story develops.

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JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
5 years ago

Not sure what the fuck “smerdz” means but im assuming you mean words matter, so here are a few quotes from the boy you are so proud of.

https://www.splcenter.org/f…

Here is a montage of him using the “n-word” https://twitter.com/vicberg…

Do you have any more defense?

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
5 years ago

I’m not sure what reading Vice Mag back in the day has to do with the words that currently come out of his mouth. He didn’t write every Vice article but he does currently say the “n-word” on a regular basis.

How am I being homophobic, that is what Gavin McGinnes did and that was his reasoning. Feel free to look it up.

Dead Beat
Dead Beat
5 years ago

Puff puff don’t pass, covid

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

You’re a bit of a downer lately.
The only way is up baby!!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

One cup of tea

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

UK

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
5 years ago

You mean to tell me the guy who repeatedly says the N word isn’t a racist? Get the fuck out of here.

Mods and Rockers invented that look before Gavin McGinnes bastardized it.

Its odd that you speak so fondly of a guy who put a dildo up his ass to “own the libs.”

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Really?
Hmm.
That chenges everything.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Duh!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Oh right
Fuk.

Gino
Gino
5 years ago

I use to use Ben Cousins when I would lecture my kids about what drugs do to people.
When I show them this picture Ill start by asking them how old do think this guy is?

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
5 years ago
Reply to  Gino

Amazing. I am three years older than that guy yet he looks at least 10 years older than me. Giving “Strider’s Gobble Neck” (whatever happened to him?) a run for its money too.

Gino
Gino
5 years ago

I’m 55 and I’m amazed at what shit he looks like

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

We will get there
Have some patience and respect.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Species deceases was the last one I bought
Absolute rubbish after that
Live shows in the 80s
Unbelievable!!!!

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
5 years ago

I dunno if Diesel and Dust came before or after species, but listen to that album with a good pair of headphones and it will blow your mind.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

I just did and it was awful.
He sounds like an autistic frankenstein

bigtimefunweedguy69420
bigtimefunweedguy69420
5 years ago

in what world do democrats and republicans have even close to the same mindset on weed?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
5 years ago
Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

It’s why labor has only led 6 of the last 25 years.
Not up to the job.

Astrophysicien
Astrophysicien
5 years ago

Merci 🙂

Ed
Ed
5 years ago

I’ll free the plant and protect all vaginas.
As well by 2024 no American anus shall live in poverty!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

You 1st
I’ve got 300 bucks at even money for DT to win with a head start of 80 college votes
That’s the biggest lock ever!!!
The milky bars will be on me

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

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