Holiday classic “Welcome to Paradise, Now Go to Hell” released as audio book for first time; narrated by “the songbird of his generation” Chas Smith!

It's the new old fashioned way.

It has become holiday tradition, in homes all over this world, to pop a Yule log in the fire, craft a fine copper pot of bubbling warm apple cider, gather the family, sit very near the Christmas tree, or menorah, and read passages, aloud, from the award-nominated Welcome to Paradise, Now Go to Hell.

The book, first released in 2013, was a sensation and documented a magical few week stretch in December on Oahu’s North Shore. All the classic seasonal characters are there, from Fast Eddie Rothman to Jamie O’Brien, current Pipe Master John John Florence to Graham Stapelberg. Each evoking that sense of wonderment and cheer.

Previously, the title had only been available in hardback, paperback and digital forms but, as of today, it is officially an audio book with author Chas Smith reading each word himself.

Come marvel at his renditions of pidgin, eastern Australian, western Australian and South African accents. Be amazed by his pronunciation of French and Hawaiian words.

Your holiday tradition will be remade as it will feel that Chas Smith is in your home, near your Christmas tree or menorah, drinking up all your delicious cider, reading those favorite passages with his iconic nasally drawl.

A new old fashioned way.

Buy here.

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Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
5 years ago

Songbird! Find your voice grating at times Chas, thank fuck you are a funny cunt.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

I got this for xmas
So sorted https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago

Did you already get this one last year? https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

I’ve still got books from last Christmas that I’ve not managed to start.
(Cue Pink Floyd’s Time)

longtom
longtom
5 years ago

fuck Schellenberger and eco-modernism.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
5 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Too bad maybe 2 other commenters will get this and why you have this position.

Magnum
Magnum
5 years ago

Since I’ve read the first two, and they are excellent (particularly Shellenburger), I’ll be taking a look at the rest. Thx

longtom
longtom
5 years ago

I’m on the mojitos Chas. Does it pair well with white rum?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
5 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Pairs best I think!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Joan Jett?
Respect!!

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
5 years ago

I’ll pay 10x for a version read by Ashton or Rory.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
5 years ago

That would be so so good.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
5 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

You going to dirty water interview any of them b4 they fold and have to find new jobs and are no longer surf adjacent and thus not fodder for the podcast?

Billy  Crystalmethodman
Billy Crystalmethodman
5 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Should of had Fast Eddie narrate it.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
5 years ago

This race to the bottom is really heating up!

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

If we are already at the bottom, does this mean we’ve all already won?! Stoked

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago

I’ll listen to it later. (You snooze, you lose PP).

c4
c4
5 years ago

Some of my fondest memories of the holidays were sharing a house with five skaters and was nicknamed the pit. Somebody broke into the high school cafeteria and brought everything to our house . We decorated the stolen Christmas tree with stolen tap ramen noodle cups

Barrelled
Barrelled
5 years ago

So will this (be) like the podcasts where Chas is constantly interrupting himself to make bizarre, inflammatory comments?

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
5 years ago

Any chance of a re-release with Morgan Freeman reading it ?

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
5 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Alternatively, I was thinking Fran Drescher could really capture the work’s spirit.

Maria Fernanda Cordoba
Maria Fernanda Cordoba
5 years ago
Reply to  Ami Lost
mhoward48
mhoward48
5 years ago

thanks

Maître
Maître
5 years ago

Ok. Thank you

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
5 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Peewee Herman as Fast Eddie kinda be surreal..

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
5 years ago

my ears are already booked out. I will be busy listening to my family express their varying levels of disappointment in me since last christmas and learning all the ways I should have done things. its become tradition for us.

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
5 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

It’s the most wonderful tiiiiime of the yeeeaar – not.

Craven Morehead
Craven Morehead
5 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

The old “airing of the grievances”

Uneducated
Uneducated
5 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

Festivus for the rest of us!

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
5 years ago

Will Stab be offering this behind their new paywall?

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

Hearing you deliver the infamous Eguene Jew line in a drunken aussie cent will be magnifique. How many times did he say it to you btw. It’s been a few years and I can’t recall, once, twice, thrice?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
5 years ago

I think it was four and I butcher Mick. I make him sound like some odd Brit.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

haha freshen yaah drink guvvnaa?
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Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
5 years ago

Maaate!


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