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"Oh fuck! I've done me-self a mischief here!" he says. "So this is how the Powerfish ends, I didn't picture like this, fuck me! What a dog of a cunt… . 'Oh god, this is it! Think about all the blokes I've fucked. I've got to get out of here."

Instagram influencer and philanthropist Willem Powerfish who “smashed surfing’s entrenched homophobia and patriarchal hierarchy” faces one-million dollar fine and seven years jail for sinking car and boat in river!

And tells cops, "My gumboot slipped and I accidentally hit the accelerator."

Two months ago, BeachGrit reported on Instagram influencer Willem “Powerfish” Ungermann’s brave attempt to smash surfing’s “entrenched homophobia and patriarchal power structures” via beach theatre and Jackass-style pranks.

Willem terrorised a D-Bah line-up on his bodyboard, at one point accepting a beach fight only to drop to his knees and tell his surprised fellow duellist, “I’ll suck you dry, mate.”

Between waves, he said to one surfer “I fucked a bloke like you once”, another, “You’re lucky my dad Rex isn’t here, he’d smash your pelvis”, another, “Heard of the Bra Boys? We’re the Flatty Boys. Instead of going around bashing cunts, we fuck ’em”, another, “You know why I like surfing? When guys wear wetties and I can see their dick”, another he asks if he’s seen Ross Clarke-Jones’ cock and says, “I’ve fucking sucked it dry.”

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(William is also known for his philanthropy, recently delivering five thousand dollars to shoppers at a regional supermarket. Watch here.)

Terrific fun and many important messages.

Now, Willem faces a fine of up to one-million dollars and seven years in jail for sinking a car and a boat in the Tweed River.

“Oh fuck! I’ve done me-self a mischief here!” he says. “So this is how the Powerfish ends, I didn’t picture it like this, fuck me! What a dog of a cunt. Oh god, this is it! Think about all the blokes I’ve fucked. I’ve got to get out of here.”

According to court documents, when questioned by police, Willem said, “My gumboot slipped and I accidentally hit the accelerator” although he has since pleaded guilty to five charges including negligently disposing of waste causing environmental harm.

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This is what happens when you amalgamate Insane Clown Posse and a pillow biting Aussie waterboy twat! Hilarity!

Brutus

Fuck I want to hire this guy..most entertaining surf video I have seen in years!

Chief Hot stuff

Even Time is taking the piss
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Otto

Well, Time did name Hitler TIME’S Person of the Year. Tough act to follow. Hitler, not TIME, but I’m sure Biden/Harris won’t let Hitler down.

Snowbored

Wow.. Now that’s a stretch of the imagination!

Brutus

oh FFS , Hitler was a dictator , like Tumps trying to do now…….cunts like you won’t accept reality that Biden /Harris won the fucking election get over yourselves and move on….hopefully Trump will fall foul of NY’s tax laws , and hey will lock up Trump and do the world a favour!

piss brohoff

Lock him up in a cell with Rudy! Who will shank who first?

Brutus

only if Trump dresses up as 16 year old girl , Rudy loves em young ….thanx Mr Borat for uncovering Rudy’s delights

piss brohoff

Rudy has to lay down to pull up his pants! How’s that gonna go over with his celly in Sing Sing?

Brutus

wasn’t he tucking his shirt in……maybe his new celly will help him LOL?

Otto

You can’t move on from Trump, can you Maurice? He haunts your dreams and hides in your closet, perhaps even under your waterbed.

Chief Hot stuff

Fuk I just triggered 3 guys and didnt even mention the legends name

Waterproof Polo

You work in strange and mysterious way Bexy Vidina!

Snowbored

He haunts Melanias dreams, and hides in a Russian toilet, perhaps even under Putins waterbed the silly fool.

Otto

I wish I haunted Melania’s dreams. She’s fucking hot! Best looking First Lady EVER!

Brutus

wow so you would fuck another man’s wife……what is it with you right wing dicks!!

GiGi

if it aint him ,,, its gonna be somebody…..

Otto

Settle down cowboy. Don’t bring my haunting her dreams into your dreams of a conservative fucking another man’s wife.

Brutus

ah Otto , your wish list is still a bit dickish , and fucking another man’s wife isn’t that part of the rights M O?

Otto

You’re all-in subscribing to the right are sinners while the left are saints narrative aren’t you?

Brutus

Not at all , there are the rabid right..and the loony left…..we are all sinners…..but some of us try evolve , while others just dig into their left or right ideaology, no matter what the facts say !

Snowbored

Pffftt… She hates him more than the libs.!!!

Brutus

nah , not until he gets the fuck outa town , but he is collectioning millions of $’s from the gullibles so he has paid off some of his debts…..what idiots would fund his loser court challenges……??

Snowbored

For an Aussie, you sure seem to care a lot for seppo politics. Are you really Australian?

Chief Hot stuff

I’m from Earth

Snowbored

Don’t worry . Biden is gonna put another star on the flag… 51st state…….Australia!!!

Brutus

fuck not unless China gets here first!

Italo Post Heat Interview

Biden Family-Chinese business dealings allegations getting given a pretty wide berth by the media… something to think about at least.

Brutus

it seems everybody has China connections , Trump has bank accounts in China!

Italo Post Heat Interview

All should be investigated i reckon to limit funny-business

Ando

Racist cunt.

Brutus

yes Bex is!

Ando

You’re all over the place, are you drunk?

Brutus

nah just get a bit angry at Racism and racists

Brutus

against who?

Ando

The Chinese of course. You’re probably a One Nation voter.

Brutus

no I actually think China has already bought Australia , and the dumb fucks in Canberra have fucked Australia’s business model with China , and we will pay the price ie the people on the street now will have to pay with a lifestyle reduction while Scomo and his mates thump their chests about what is morally right and wrong……and China just keep shutting down their imports from Australia….

Ando

“I actually think China has already bought Australia”

What does that even mean?
And based on what evidence – the Port of Darwin?

And looks like you want a bet both ways – seems like you’re saying it’s shit that China has any stake in Australia but if the Australian government does anything about it they’re ruing the “business model”.

What do you want?

Brutus

yeah not Australian that’s for sure , go back to the UK ya racist cunt!

piss brohoff

As opposed to when they put Don the Con on the cover in ’15? He’s gonna be apoplectic! The sound! The fury! Signifying absolutely nothing!

Eddie Haiku

As his car tombstones
Spare a thought for poor eLO
As he too, tombstones

OffRocker

His tombstone being an unearthly white front incisor engraved with the words “here lies E-Lo – King of the VALs”.

Beef & Beer

as Kahlils (ex?) girlfriends great great great grandfather may or may not have said..
..never wear gumboots in cars, only on tractors….

Brutus

or if you are in NZ wear them before putting on your mint deodorant , and sneaking up on a sheep , put back legs in Gumboots and voila ol sheepy is now ready for sex!

Chief Hot stuff

Brilliant, makes me fonder of the lgbqtyler club

Eddie Haiku

He’s a real looker
Tell me you didn’t harden
When he coos, “Dog Cunts”

Chief Hot stuff

I’m more into bi girls.
Does that make me gay?

Eddie Haiku

This complicates things
But I’m pretty certain, well
I’m not really sure

Chief Hot stuff

The day will come when straights will be included
I had a dream… .

Brutus

wet over those little boys you fancy?

He-Man

Fuck the WSL, I would rather see Brutus V Bex than Pipe!

Waterproof Polo

They really are going at it today aren’t they?!

Brutus

now there’s a thought , bring it on…..Bex you up for it!

Chief Hot stuff

Wherever you like punchy

Brutus

no that just makes you a really creepy racist , who buys sex , and thinks history is only history when it’s in a book LOL…racist and dumb!

V3 Rocket

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Chas Smith

Meth?

V3 Rocket

Look at me syndrome?

Stephen Wolfram

Trying too hard to be funny results in stupid.

Jimmy the Saint

Wouldn’t want to be his cell mate

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt

Guy would end up with a bruised pelvis.

Otto

Don’t you mean straight people?

astro

What. A. Fuckwit.


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