Listen: Hollywood movie star and jiujitsu black belt Scott Caan on being summoned by Eddie Rothman, how Chas should’ve slain Ashton Goggans after the “slap that stopped the world” and the rise of VALs, “I remember when surf was punk. You didn’t see Range Rovers in the parking lot and rich people with foamies!”

Surfing, fighting, lounge kissing!

Mr Scott Caan is a star of screen and television who played the adorable Danno in the television series Hawaii Five-O, was a Mormon in the Oceans 11 series and is the son of Hollywood tough guy James Caan.

Scott, who is forty-four, is a black-belt in the not-so-gentle art of Brazilian jiujitsu and a lifelong surfer who once optioned the movie rights to Charlie Smith’s book, Welcome to Paradise Now Go To Hell.

In this interview, Scott advises Charlie on the correct course of action when faced with an enraged rival, describes the time he visited Uncle Eddie Rothman on the North Shore to soothe local tempers after he had said unkind things about Hawaiian food in an interview and waxes on a life given to surfing and grappling.

At one point, we discuss Daddy Caan’s best films.

I choose Rollerball; Scott is fond of The Thief; Charlie, The Godfather.

Rollerball Official Trailer #1 - James Caan Movie (1975) HD
Thief (1981) Theatrical Trailer
Sonny is Killed - The Godfather (4/9) Movie CLIP (1972) HD
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dickie toledo
dickie toledo
5 years ago

bottlerocket

Dead Beat
Dead Beat
5 years ago

Surfing isn’t cool anymore, surf schools, soft tops and these modern day boring straight laced goofy pro surfers have killed the cool. Surfings desperate attempt to be clean cut and mainstream in an attempt to grow the “sport” is the very thing that is killing surf culture, when an absolute dork like Elo is running pro surfing you know you’re in serious trouble

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

Legit mobbed up Scotty Caan. Heavy moment when he shut down that line of questioning DR!

Lucky Al
Lucky Al
5 years ago

yeah! and notice he was careful the way he talked about charlie’s nemesis – interesting… wonder if goggans could be a family name too. haha, that would be funny if the guys came around to soften up charlie’s knuckles. except beachgrit’s kind of fun, so it would be sad too of course.

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

I had to put a car-struck mynah bird out of its misery today. It was shivering and panting in pain, crouched in the middle of the road, as I cycled past. I don’t like seeing any creature suffering, so I made to break its neck with a swift tug of its head, other fingers cradling its shoulders. Pulled its fucking head right off along with a couple inches of spinal column and assorted squelching gore. I felt a wee bit sick as it twitched its last and went still, still warm and soft in my hands.

Tried to rationalise the exchange of cutting short the certain hours of incomprehensible suffering and fear, with the barbaric sudden violence I had just committed against the poor thing.

I put it in a kerbside household bin just emptied that morning, and cycled on to work past the Agapanthus-strewn white picket fences of Merewether, uncertain about how my karmic balance was currently positioned.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Lol!!
Recently a lorikeet was in the middle of the road freaking out cause its mate had just been run over, I was in two minds about putting it out of its grief misery but swerved, the guy behind me ran straight over it

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

It’s a cruel world. All we can do is try our best not to make it worse. Sometimes we have the opportunity to try to temporarily make it less so.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

And humans are the only animal capable of that empathy, its a mystery, or is it?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

We stopped to pick up a juvenile galah that had been car struck. Fucken went nuts when we came close, so figured it had a chance. The broken wing will prevent it ever flying gain. So now, we have a fucken galah in a cage on the front porch.

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Birds eh?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

I’m still paying the karmic penalty for running over a flock of stray kittens in my driveway twenty years ago, although only one fatality. I, too, cradled, the warm little bundle as it shat its last shit.

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago

More likely a cravat

OffRocker
OffRocker
5 years ago
Reply to  Billy Hunt

Used as a pocket square in his purple jacket over beige polo combo

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
5 years ago

I’m halfway through listening but I’ve been pummeled into submission by all the “grappling” talk (see what I did there?). I can’t take any more listening to grown adults gushing amongst themselves about that lame activity. Is it safe to continue or should I tap out? (see what I did there?)

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
5 years ago
Reply to  Jordy's pout

Did you catch who he got his black belt under?

michelspatisserie
michelspatisserie
5 years ago

Due for a Shearer podcast, the ones where you three just shoot the shit. Those are the best!

Mad Haole
Mad Haole
5 years ago

Scott grew up in LA with a moviestar Dad. Surfing was punk? This guy tries soooooo hard to look like he’s not trying. Must be exhausting.

Hippy
Hippy
5 years ago

Rollerball was sick for it’s time.

I’m so proud as an American (who doesn’t support Fascism) that Joe Biden will lead our Corporatocracy and answer to the banks now that the rebels who sullied the Republican party are incarcerated and conveniently forgotten.

A single capital letter, a quasi fictional character, has ambushed and corralled this cult formerly known as the GOP.

It’s ok. We aren’t surprised. And you have no shame.

Line in the sand.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

I wonder when you’ll get over it?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago

Winners are grinners.

Pouters be pouting.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Is that a Putin reference

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago

Poutine. For all the Canadiens.

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

It’s no longer the GOP, it is now the QOP

Party Pete
Party Pete
5 years ago

I’ll listen to it later

Hippy
Hippy
5 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

as always, brilliant

bruddah
bruddah
5 years ago

Dude basically had the best gig in Hollywood with Five-0.

Post up in Hawaii for several months a year. Nothing too challenging from an actors standpoint. Got PAID.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago
Reply to  bruddah

For 10 years.

bruddah
bruddah
5 years ago

Pretty much an unheard of length of time these days.

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
5 years ago

Scott Caan’s best performance…
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Sea Of Seven
Sea Of Seven
5 years ago
Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Scotty was great as Scott Nomates
In Entourage

longtom
longtom
5 years ago

5pm Hawaiian time, no word from Elo.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
5 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Dix hueres plus tard….sacred blue

bruddah
bruddah
5 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Longtom STILL on the case. Love it!

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
5 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Do you think the towel has been thrown?

Lorlac
Lorlac
5 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Not even an Instagram post or update on their website. Incredible. Feels like the end.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
5 years ago

Does Eddie Rothman just lie around all day like Jubba the Slut vaping native Hawaiian blood and sentencing people to death by Kala poof pak dunny fucking for making flippant remarks about Hawaii? Go back to selling shit goey to deros on the beach you shit cunt.

Snowbored
Snowbored
5 years ago

He does. All of that. Except this year he has a mask on while he does it.

J H
J H
5 years ago

The same people claiming the “White Man” stole Hawaiian land are the same people making a Jew from Texas the spokesman for the Hawaiians.

Proof that Hawaiians aren’t that tough and the SJW crowd are stupid.

Kama'aina
Kama'aina
5 years ago
Reply to  J H

The jew is from Jersey but you are right about the other stuff.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
5 years ago

Just rewatched The Godfather I and II this month. Masterpieces. Is the third one worth a watch?

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
5 years ago

They just released a recut version, supposedly less garbagey than the original Pt. 3.

longtom
longtom
5 years ago

I bet I hate the recut more.

they butchered Apocalypse Now .

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  longtom

The dinner party was tre Bon.
Opium for desert and a little french

longtom
longtom
5 years ago

the dinner party scene was gobshite.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Gene Shalit over here

Hippy
Hippy
5 years ago

you’re dating yourself bro

hope you have the mustache and wacky hair…

guys, bex is a sillebrity.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

I’ve dated myself many times.
I always fuk on first date too
54 OK it’s not a secret

Hippy
Hippy
5 years ago

Something we share in common.

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago
Reply to  longtom

I loved it but funny to see Coppola rubbish it. Hearts of Darkness on SBS on demand currently

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
5 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Have you ever seen the The Godfather version where they cut all three together as one big chronological movie? That shit is bonkers.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
5 years ago

The original 3 is proper proper terrible.

Owen Wright's Brains
Owen Wright's Brains
5 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

radical opinion.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

It’s good.
Lots of Catholic guilt


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