Breaking: World Surf League to “come off suspension” imminently and the Pipe Masters will resume as soon as today!

Happy days are here again!

An anonymous message was just forwarded to BeachGrit’s Pipe Masters Covid-19 desk, an internal World Surf League memo, and let’s get straight to it without pomp nor circumstance.

Good morning everyone! I have an important update for us:

We gave been making good progress with the State of Hawaii, DOH and the other departments.

Please advised that we could come off suspension at some point today, and then go ON HOLD for a call today.

Depending on when we can go on hold will determine how fast we can run.

Just want everybody to be be prepared. We’ll update you as soon as possible.

The typos have been dutifully preserved which suggest very much excitement.

Remember, yesterday, when I said the contest would be up and running today?

Very prescient.

More as the story develops.

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Mark Sharifi
Mark Sharifi
5 years ago

Anyone hear any updates?

Follow the Sun 🌞
Follow the Sun 🌞
5 years ago

In all fairness, the “g” key is right next to the “h” key. It’s forgivable. Glad the contest is back up! 🏄

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
5 years ago

just let my family know i am on standby to take a dump. I will confirm when i get approval. more updates soon.

Sniff Rubber & Wax
Sniff Rubber & Wax
5 years ago

hopefully it will give the wozzle some content to add for the next 6 months, news is a little bit thin on the ground they are leading with https://www.worldsurfleague… what a scandal

Yomar
Yomar
5 years ago

with lots of older Hawaiian legends and Kai Lenny so it commands a lot of respect for the watermen. Same for SUPing contests at Sunset.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

I don’t know why, but I always call them a Racist Russian. I said it so much I actually ordered one that way once in Japan. The nice bar lady found it hilarious. Pretty sure the entwined layers of translation and cultural appropriation/appreciation were missed by all parties involved.

RQ.
RQ.
5 years ago

lucky these jokers dropped the ‘professional’ with the wsl re-brand. fuuuuukin shambles.

c4
c4
5 years ago

Seems like the same story played out over here in America with native Americans. Forced to assimilate when it was their own land to begin with. Many suicides and drugs.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
5 years ago

The salt lamp helped Chas predict this

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Savage in its sophistication

J H
J H
5 years ago

As long as my house isn’t washed away I’m good with that.

longtom
longtom
5 years ago

ahahahahahah

J H
J H
5 years ago

You got my reference…well done.

Speaking of our weather…shit may get real around here on Weds/Thurs.

Be safe.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

Go figure.

Mad Haole
Mad Haole
5 years ago

Heard ELO knows the baggage handlers at HNL and scored some supply for team.

https://www.hawaiinewsnow.c…

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Thers so much fuk this and even cunt that on tele. Sopranos for example.
Just put a PG rating on it and let it rip.
Controversy is ratings gold
https://youtu.be/sr1D0Uf2aiI

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago

I’ve just signed up to Foxtel Binge. Got all HBO including Sopranos and Wire. Good movie selection too

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

The Wire is one of the all time greats

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Ricky Spanish

When I first be checkin the Wire I really needed the subtitles yo, for real.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
5 years ago
Reply to  Ricky Spanish

If you look close you can see the black paint on bubbles tooth to make it look like he’s missing one.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

If its got good writing memorable characters, brilliant acting, you can watch endlessly.
Shakespeare is a good example although I don’t rate him at all.
I still watch Seinfeld and laugh out loud.
I’ve read book one of Chas twice and 2nd book once.
I don’t think I’ll ever read Derek’s due to the dull subject matter

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago

So you must re-read my articles heaps then

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Yeah when I’m in too good a mood and wanna bring it down a notch

Ollybeak
Ollybeak
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Generation Kill is an absolute must watch.

Simsurf
Simsurf
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

If you got a budget direct insurance policy they sent me an email with two free months.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

That Mini Matronne

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
5 years ago

Boss move from Elo. He’ll be knocking down the Wolfpack next.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Has anyone ever dared SUP Pipeline?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
5 years ago

Ha! It’s true.

J H
J H
5 years ago

After wasting two days of GOOD conditions.

Idiots.

ricmatic
ricmatic
5 years ago

I just found this biography on Elo. Specifically, his time as WSL CEO

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Better than spending Thanksgiving Day with the in-laws.


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