Happy days are here again!
An anonymous message was just forwarded to BeachGrit’s Pipe Masters Covid-19 desk, an internal World Surf League memo, and let’s get straight to it without pomp nor circumstance.
Good morning everyone! I have an important update for us:
We gave been making good progress with the State of Hawaii, DOH and the other departments.
Please advised that we could come off suspension at some point today, and then go ON HOLD for a call today.
Depending on when we can go on hold will determine how fast we can run.
Just want everybody to be be prepared. We’ll update you as soon as possible.
The typos have been dutifully preserved which suggest very much excitement.
Remember, yesterday, when I said the contest would be up and running today?
Very prescient.
More as the story develops.
Anyone hear any updates?
In all fairness, the “g” key is right next to the “h” key. It’s forgivable. Glad the contest is back up! 🏄
just let my family know i am on standby to take a dump. I will confirm when i get approval. more updates soon.
hopefully it will give the wozzle some content to add for the next 6 months, news is a little bit thin on the ground they are leading with https://www.worldsurfleague… what a scandal
with lots of older Hawaiian legends and Kai Lenny so it commands a lot of respect for the watermen. Same for SUPing contests at Sunset.
I don’t know why, but I always call them a Racist Russian. I said it so much I actually ordered one that way once in Japan. The nice bar lady found it hilarious. Pretty sure the entwined layers of translation and cultural appropriation/appreciation were missed by all parties involved.
lucky these jokers dropped the ‘professional’ with the wsl re-brand. fuuuuukin shambles.
Seems like the same story played out over here in America with native Americans. Forced to assimilate when it was their own land to begin with. Many suicides and drugs.
The salt lamp helped Chas predict this
Savage in its sophistication
As long as my house isn’t washed away I’m good with that.
ahahahahahah
You got my reference…well done.
Speaking of our weather…shit may get real around here on Weds/Thurs.
Be safe.
Go figure.
Heard ELO knows the baggage handlers at HNL and scored some supply for team.
https://www.hawaiinewsnow.c…
Thers so much fuk this and even cunt that on tele. Sopranos for example.
Just put a PG rating on it and let it rip.
Controversy is ratings gold
https://youtu.be/sr1D0Uf2aiI
I’ve just signed up to Foxtel Binge. Got all HBO including Sopranos and Wire. Good movie selection too
The Wire is one of the all time greats
When I first be checkin the Wire I really needed the subtitles yo, for real.
If you look close you can see the black paint on bubbles tooth to make it look like he’s missing one.
If its got good writing memorable characters, brilliant acting, you can watch endlessly.
Shakespeare is a good example although I don’t rate him at all.
I still watch Seinfeld and laugh out loud.
I’ve read book one of Chas twice and 2nd book once.
I don’t think I’ll ever read Derek’s due to the dull subject matter
So you must re-read my articles heaps then
Yeah when I’m in too good a mood and wanna bring it down a notch
Generation Kill is an absolute must watch.
If you got a budget direct insurance policy they sent me an email with two free months.
That Mini Matronne
Boss move from Elo. He’ll be knocking down the Wolfpack next.
Has anyone ever dared SUP Pipeline?
Ha! It’s true.
After wasting two days of GOOD conditions.
Idiots.
I just found this biography on Elo. Specifically, his time as WSL CEO
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Better than spending Thanksgiving Day with the in-laws.