Yesterday, whilst David Lee Scales and I sat
across from each other in Album surfboard’s upper room chatting, he
asked me if I like holiday movies. Home Alone, A Christmas Story,
etc. I told him I generally do not like them as they often feature
depressingly dysfunctional families and unchill scenarios,
exceptions being Elf and the just-released instant classic Plump
Pip.
Oh when I saw Filipe Toledo waltzing Pipeline’s sand it filled
my heart with such joy. Such pure, pure joy. He was like a little
Christmas gnome dropped straight to us from the North Pole. Like
dreidel spinning magic.
Longtom noted in his brilliant-per-the-norm wrap that, “Toledo
has been parenting. And as all parents know, time in the water
comes at a premium. By the time you’ve fed the kids and cleaned up
half their bowl, fitness can suffer. Can Pip surf his way back to
peak fitness at Pipe? It does seem a little late in the day for
preparation.”
But I vehemently disagree with his analysis. Yes, Brazil’s
second favorite surfer has been parenting but I would argue that
the extra cheer around his middle is exactly what was missing. The
secret ingredient that will take him from title challenger to title
winner.
No drop will be too scary, no wave too big and he will gouge and
hack and barrel his way toward the crown.
Don’t believe? But you must. That’s what the holiday season is
all about.
Listen here.
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Entrepreneur offers “surf lifestyle
coaching” in Bay Area: “A full emersion experience that will have
your lips tasting salty and your hands in a permanent shaka!”
"Expert coaching topics include: Surf talk,
scheduling your day around waves, etc."
(Editor’s note: The following advertisement can be found on
Craigslist under the title “Live the Surf
Lifestyle – $100 (Santa Cruz). It has been copied and
pasted word for word without editorialization. Enjoy.)
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Oregon surfer, shark expert, open up about
harrowing Great White hit: “That fella has a lot to be thankful
for. If a shark really wanted to consume him, it could have.”
"The shark made a decision it didn’t want to eat
him and let him go."
Very tragic news out of Maui, this morning, as
it has been revealed that the surfer who
was hit in Honolua Bay has died from his injuries.
Sharks are vicious creatures, not purposefully of course but
naturally, and Tigers are some of the very worst.
Across the Pacific, in my home state of Oregon, a 20-year-old
surfer named Cole Herrington was hit by a Great White the day
before and it currently in the hospital recovering from a bite to
the leg and described his attack to the local NBC News
affiliate.
I was just sitting on my board and then the next thing I
know I just got hit really hard. And I looked around for my board,
and grabbed my board, and knew I got bit. I don’t really remember
what happened. Some people said it came form behind me and that’s
why I didn’t see it. It bit me and lifted me out of the water and
dropped me back in. When it first happened, it was like “What’s
going on? OK this is getting real.” Once you figure out that you’re
getting attacked by a shark, you’re just calling out to God asking
that it doesn’t come back to bite you again. You just want to get
out on the rocks. Once you get on the rocks then it starts to hurt,
you want to get this blood stopped.
Other surfers helped fashion a field tourniquet and the young
electrician’s apprentice vows to surf another day. Extremely
harrowing and, according to shark book author and retired
University of California professor A. Peter Klimley, extremely
fortunate.
That fella has a lot to be thankful for,” he told The
Oregonian. “If a shark really wanted to consume him,
it could have. If they don’t want to release something, they don’t
have to. This surfer was small and helpless in the mouth of the
shark. The shark made a decision it didn’t want to eat him and let
him go.”
I’ve always held the assumption that Tigers go all in and Great
Whites just take a taste but I don’t know if that is backed up by
science.
In any case, sharks. What the hell.
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Surfer attacked by tiger shark at site of
Maui Pro dies of injuries; WSL confirms no further competition to
take place at Honolua Bay.
"You can bleed out very quickly from an injury like
this."
A recreational surfer who was attacked by a Tiger shark
at Honolua Bay, the site of the WSL’s opening tour event for
women, has died of his injuries at Maui Memorial
Hospital.
The Lahaina man, who was fifty-six, was twenty yards offshore
from the old boat ramp when the shark hit, causing catastrophic
injuries to his left side lower extremities.
A paramedic on the scene, Maile Calasa, told KITV, “You can
bleed out very quickly from an injury like this… My partner and I
were watching the surf because we already got canceled from a call
that was already at the bay, and we got approached and told from
the Jet Skis that a person got bitten so we got down there in a
reasonable amount of time. Then, two bystanders in a truck picked
us up and took us in to him… and that was huge as far as timing
went. It really came down to the whole team of people that helped
him, honestly. From the people at the Roxy Pro, to the watermen,
the lifeguards, firemen, police, the ER doctor that had blood as
soon as we got in the ER at bedside, the surgeon was there… all the
nurses, it honestly was a really great team effort. And everyone
worked together really, really well.”
The man’s board was recovered with a seventeen-inch piece torn
out of it.
In a piece to camera from Oahu on the morning of the attack, the
WSL’s CEO Erik Logan called the attack an “incident” adding the
WSL’s “thoughts and prayers” were with the “victim” and that the
event may be cancelled, which would make it the third WSL event to
be called off because of shark attack, following Jeffrey’s Bay in 2015 and Margaret River in 2018.
There have been five fatal attacks in Maui in the last twenty
years, 2004, 2013, 2015, 2019 and 2020.
All hits by Tigers.
A week-and-a-half ago, a Californian woman suffered severe
trauma injuries to her front torso after a hit while swimming in
front of the Mahina Surf condos on Maui’s Lahaina coast.
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One new feature of the webcast was the
celebrity call-in. An extended video chat over the broadcast that
ranged from the languidly sexual with new mum Kelia Moniz to the
wildly homoerotic with Tom Carroll who could barely contain his
froth at the sight of Kelly Slater's Twin Fin (he wants to feel
that twinny in the backdoor, he wants to feel it, he's ready to
go!”).
Billabong Pipe Masters, Day one:
“Homoerotic! Languidly sexual! ‘He wants to feel that twinny in the
backdoor, he wants to feel it!'”
Come Trestles it might be a wholly different story, but right
now, even with backwashy weird Pipe that looked like an Australian
beachbreak at various points in the day things are OK. It was a day
of moreorless soothing entertainment, low grade soap opera to
paraphrase Kaipo.
It was weird seeing the draw, I’d forgotten half the people on
it were still on Tour. Jaddy, Alex Ribeiro, Fred Morais, Peterson
Crisanto, Seabass. I think Strider may have damned them with faint
praise calling them an “eclectic crew”.
Seems like the Tour consisted of Italo, Kai Lenny and John
Florence over the last six months.
We got the last heat of the Mikey Wright/Leo three-peat to
decide who gets the injury wildcard. Both will be on Tour anyway,
so no great stakes but a fun enough drama watching Leo up the ante
with minutes to go threading a deep Backdoor bomb and greasing a
tail-high reverse on the end.
Mikey needed a wave and it came. He got pitched from crest to
trough. And that was really the tale of the tape. Superior decision
making from the Italian stallion.
Wait, can that still be said? It seems too toxic
masculinity.
The Covid protocols seemed weird. Strider started with the mask,
then stripped it down. Filipe rocked it for the full presser. A
black branded Hurley. Jordy in the paper, generic blue mask. Then
they were dispensed with. Slater, in plain black, wore one down the
beach but not for the presser.
Hair styles were a feature. Voluminous and man-bunned in the
Thor style by Connor Coffin, extravagant and unruly SeaBass and
JJF, luxurious helmets like Medina. Bodies likewise revealed those
who had let go of the reins and those who had been in the gym.
John, with an extra 10 pounds of muscle, looked the strongest.
Italo brought the same high energy, reckless approach. One huge
rotation to the flats on the shallow inside section drew groans
from the booth. A similar throwaway flip attempt by John on the
buzzer despite a comfortable win made my heart leap.
Italo seems indestructible, John fragile.
Ross claimed starting at Pipe advantages rookies, a claim I
strongly disagree with. Toy three-to-five-foot Pipe
notwithstanding, there couldn’t be a wave on tour that favours
incumbents over aspirants more than Pipeline. Compared to the
traditional start at Snapper, where a warm-water playful right
really does favour the rookie unless it is behind the rock.
I think we will see a rookie bloodbath at Pipe, with the obvious
exception being Jack Robbo, who was imperious in the last heat of
the day.
Jack joined a small number to make double-figured heat scores.
An even smaller number went excellent. One, in fact. That being one
Jack Freestone. That’s a fair assessment of a day where grinding
was as vital as threading tubes.
One new feature of the webcast was the celebrity call-in. An
extended video chat over the broadcast that ranged from the
languidly sexual with new mum Kelia Moniz to the wildly homoerotic
with Tom Carroll who could barely contain his froth at the sight of
Kelly Slater’s Twin Fin (he wants to feel that twinny in the
backdoor, he wants to feel it, he’s ready to go!”) to the barely
comprehensible with Mark Occhilupo.
It was strangely surreal, mildly unsettling and very amateur
hour.
In other words, a perfect fit for the WSL.
More to come, I hope.
Kelly was in a mild froth himself. Two days arrived in Hawaii,
no warm-up surf, hasn’t paddled out at Pipe since Feb. Riding a
black 5’6”twin fin. “
It never ends,” he said, referring to the chase, the stoke, the
“ADHD we get from waves”. Hopefully, I interpreted, his career.
He said it was “fun to find a new feeling” in relation to the
twin-fin but my favourite moment was a new riff on an old classic.
The carving/sliding three-o he pulled when the heat was won was a
little bone thrown to the true believers. The twinny elevated the
heat beyond the meat and potatoes served up for most of the
day.
Comparing the frontrunners who will be there at Trestles or
thereabouts: Jordy looked insane. Very happy, very fresh, very
free. No soul crushing Pipeline waiting for him next year must be
the most delightful feeling for him. Get the worst out of the road
first. Cruise through the back end, forget about Tahiti and crush
it at Trestles.
Medina looked both absent and then harried. But did enough to
squeak through.
Did Italo steal his soul last year? Question one for the Medina
camp 2021.
Italo was pure Italo, ready to go. More than ready, maybe. John
looks superb. Very calm, very composed, very strong. Recent edits
have shown a surfer in his prime, framing every turn with pure
speed and stillness. Trestles could deny him a runaway Title, the
one he was cruising to last year.
Toledo has been parenting.
And as all parents know, time in the water comes at a premium.
By the time you’ve fed the kids and cleaned up half their bowl,
fitness can suffer.
Can Pip surf his way back to peak fitness at Pipe? It does seem
a little late in the day for preparation.
If you missed the day?
Go watch John’s waves, Jordy’s and Jack Freestones heat.
Every wave of Kelly’s. A barnstorming Kelly run on a twin-fin is
the dark horse pick for 2021, and after the madness of 2020,
nothing can be ruled out.
Watch the whole eight hours again, here!
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