Shhhhh: Facebook founder and chief Mark Zuckerberg’s wife celebrates husband banning Donald J. Trump from Facebook by surfing in Kauai!

All powerful.

How many life moments have you celebrated by paddling out for a surf? Thanksgivings, Christmases, New Yearses, etc. are a given, mostly because those usually bring time off but how many personal life moments? Did you paddle out on your wedding day? Birth of children? When hired for good job? Fired from good job?

Well, according to The Daily Mail, Facebook founder and chief Mark Zuckerberg’s wife Pricilla Chan celebrated her husband muzzling the President of the United States Donald J. Trump by ripping what were described by the British news outlet as “small breakers” in Kauai.

The regular foot appears to have been pushed in on her soft-top by a surf hatted helper.

Very chill.

Hours earlier, Zuckerberg wrote:

Over the last several years, we have allowed President Trump to use our platform consistent with our own rules, at times removing content or labeling his posts when they violate our policies.

We did this because we believe that the public has a right to the broadest possible access to political speech, even controversial speech.

But the current context is now fundamentally different, involving use of our platform to incite violent insurrection against a democratically elected government.

We believe the risks of allowing the President to continue to use our service during this period are simply too great.

Therefore, we are extending the block we have placed on his Facebook and Instagram accounts indefinitely and for at least the next two weeks until the peaceful transition of power is complete.

All powerful.

Are you going to paddle out to celebrate too or paddle out in protest?

#TeamZuckerberg or #TeamTrump?

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Dung beetle
Dung beetle
5 years ago

Gotta watch out for big gay. That’s one powerful lobby.

Toni Cilumbrello
Toni Cilumbrello
5 years ago

The fucken dog needs to go back from where she came from. And leave the greatest President the fuck alone.

Dung beetle
Dung beetle
5 years ago

Where do you come up with this ridiculous bullshit?

Spartacus
Spartacus
5 years ago
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Dung beetle
Dung beetle
5 years ago
Reply to  Spartacus

I don’t get the cbd gummy thing. Why not get the real stuff and get a little baked?

Cole Chamberlain
Cole Chamberlain
5 years ago
Reply to  Spartacus

thank you very much

Dead Beat
Dead Beat
5 years ago

They pour us beer and we fall in love, it’s a beautiful thing

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago

But don’t you think he ruined comedy? At least satire?

How can you go past the relationship with Kim Jong-Un? Threatening nukes one minute, to ‘I love him’ the next.

When he first got nominated for the Repubs, Jim Jefferies, (Australian comedian living in the US), said he was tempted to vote for him just to see what happened. I blame him.

SoCalGary
SoCalGary
5 years ago

Can we get through this next good NW swell on the West Coast first? Hitting SoCal in a day or so.

SoCalGary
SoCalGary
5 years ago

I thought we are agreed here that blocking for your female client was bad form. Speaking of bad form – is that a tiger shark deterrent bathing suit she is wearing? Is that a surfboard or one of those ORCA things Chas was talking about? Wrong sport maybe. So many questions.

c4
c4
5 years ago

Never gonna get sick of all the winning.

Sniff Rubber & Wax
Sniff Rubber & Wax
5 years ago

I’m totally gutted the trump feeds are the most hilarious thing on the planet second only to that little guy on the @surfjournalist feed

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
5 years ago

A few questions. Haven’t they lived in Kauai for several years and she still can’t paddle into mush burgers on her own? Is the helper on reatainer??? Is this his full time gig? Or does he also have to go on saimin, Taco Bell or Costco runs in Lihue for the Zuckerbergs? Does he get his own little ohana bungalow on their 100 acre+ property? How much does his job pay? So many questions.

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Meteorite All Globally Again

Dead Beat
Dead Beat
5 years ago

Trump should be banned but also Zuckerman should be banned from surfing

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago

Compare the number of comments under this article to the Peter Mel one , where actual journalism was done.

Click bait wins every and Chas is the king of it.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

*only pisses on Russian hookers

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

Wow those are some terrible team choices. Couldn’t pick a side in that fight if I tried.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
5 years ago

What would Pinochet
Or Pol Pot do if FaceBook
Shut down their accounts?

Antipodes
Antipodes
5 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Struggle to monetise their fame / notoriety?

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
5 years ago
Reply to  Antipodes

Was more thinking like
Burn the joint to the ground and
Kill their first born child

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
5 years ago

At least she has the good sense to wear an inflation vest

Antipodes
Antipodes
5 years ago

I heard she’s a secret Rothschild who is part of the deep state covertly leading the global roll out of 5g with Bill Gates, George Soros and Madonna.

M.
M.
5 years ago

Rumour has it that he prefers it the other way around. Now that he’s out we might finally get to see the tapes. #declassifyeverything as you clowns always say.

Antipodes
Antipodes
5 years ago

Easily the nicest guy on tour.


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