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Shhhhh: Facebook founder and chief Mark Zuckerberg’s wife celebrates husband banning Donald J. Trump from Facebook by surfing in Kauai!

All powerful.

How many life moments have you celebrated by paddling out for a surf? Thanksgivings, Christmases, New Yearses, etc. are a given, mostly because those usually bring time off but how many personal life moments? Did you paddle out on your wedding day? Birth of children? When hired for good job? Fired from good job?

Well, according to The Daily Mail, Facebook founder and chief Mark Zuckerberg’s wife Pricilla Chan celebrated her husband muzzling the President of the United States Donald J. Trump by ripping what were described by the British news outlet as “small breakers” in Kauai.

The regular foot appears to have been pushed in on her soft-top by a surf hatted helper.

Very chill.

Hours earlier, Zuckerberg wrote:

Over the last several years, we have allowed President Trump to use our platform consistent with our own rules, at times removing content or labeling his posts when they violate our policies.

We did this because we believe that the public has a right to the broadest possible access to political speech, even controversial speech.

But the current context is now fundamentally different, involving use of our platform to incite violent insurrection against a democratically elected government.

We believe the risks of allowing the President to continue to use our service during this period are simply too great.

Therefore, we are extending the block we have placed on his Facebook and Instagram accounts indefinitely and for at least the next two weeks until the peaceful transition of power is complete.

All powerful.

Are you going to paddle out to celebrate too or paddle out in protest?

#TeamZuckerberg or #TeamTrump?

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Dung beetle

Gotta watch out for big gay. That’s one powerful lobby.

Toni Cilumbrello

The fucken dog needs to go back from where she came from. And leave the greatest President the fuck alone.

Dung beetle

Where do you come up with this ridiculous bullshit?

Spartacus
Dung beetle

I don’t get the cbd gummy thing. Why not get the real stuff and get a little baked?

Cole Chamberlain

thank you very much

Dead Beat

They pour us beer and we fall in love, it’s a beautiful thing

Lemon Next to the Pie

But don’t you think he ruined comedy? At least satire?

How can you go past the relationship with Kim Jong-Un? Threatening nukes one minute, to ‘I love him’ the next.

When he first got nominated for the Repubs, Jim Jefferies, (Australian comedian living in the US), said he was tempted to vote for him just to see what happened. I blame him.

SoCalGary

Can we get through this next good NW swell on the West Coast first? Hitting SoCal in a day or so.

SoCalGary

I thought we are agreed here that blocking for your female client was bad form. Speaking of bad form – is that a tiger shark deterrent bathing suit she is wearing? Is that a surfboard or one of those ORCA things Chas was talking about? Wrong sport maybe. So many questions.

c4

Never gonna get sick of all the winning.

Sniff Rubber & Wax

I’m totally gutted the trump feeds are the most hilarious thing on the planet second only to that little guy on the @surfjournalist feed

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny

A few questions. Haven’t they lived in Kauai for several years and she still can’t paddle into mush burgers on her own? Is the helper on reatainer??? Is this his full time gig? Or does he also have to go on saimin, Taco Bell or Costco runs in Lihue for the Zuckerbergs? Does he get his own little ohana bungalow on their 100 acre+ property? How much does his job pay? So many questions.

channelbottom

Meteorite All Globally Again

Dead Beat

Trump should be banned but also Zuckerman should be banned from surfing

Billy Hunt

Compare the number of comments under this article to the Peter Mel one , where actual journalism was done.

Click bait wins every and Chas is the king of it.

Waterproof Polo

*only pisses on Russian hookers

Waterproof Polo

Wow those are some terrible team choices. Couldn’t pick a side in that fight if I tried.

Eddie Haiku

What would Pinochet
Or Pol Pot do if FaceBook
Shut down their accounts?

Antipodes

Struggle to monetise their fame / notoriety?

Eddie Haiku

Was more thinking like
Burn the joint to the ground and
Kill their first born child

Sellme fitzgobbins

At least she has the good sense to wear an inflation vest

Antipodes

I heard she’s a secret Rothschild who is part of the deep state covertly leading the global roll out of 5g with Bill Gates, George Soros and Madonna.

M.

Rumour has it that he prefers it the other way around. Now that he’s out we might finally get to see the tapes. #declassifyeverything as you clowns always say.

Antipodes

Easily the nicest guy on tour.


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