It’s the ageless story of boy loves girl, girl cheats on boy, boy finds paramour’s boat, burns it, takes surfboard.
New Zealander Daniel Wafer was charged this week with arson and theft. It’s the ageless story of boy loves girl, girl cheats on boy, boy finds paramour’s boat, burns it, takes surfboard.
According to police records, a very drunk Daniel, who is thirty-seven, set his ex’s boat The Wairangi on fire after a late-night argument, but not before tenderly removing a surfboard from its cabin and putting it in his car.
According to police,
At 1.38am, Wafer and an associate headed down to F pier at Nelson Marina where the ex-partner’s vessel, The Wairangi, was moored. Numerous other vessels were moored nearby, some of which had people living on board. The pair boarded The Wairangi and Wafer’s associate took a surfboard off the vessel, believing it belonged to a friend of Wafer’s. Wafer then set fire to the main wheelhouse area before leaving the boat at 1.41am, picking up the surfboard and putting it in his vehicle.The pair then left the scene and went to another car park, where Wafer covertly recorded the boat as it was on fire. Firefighters were called out to the scene about 2.15am and while they were able to prevent the 7-metre-long vessel from sinking, the boat was almost destroyed.When spoken to by police, Wafer initially claimed he never went on the boat or even the pier it was moored on. After being challenged with a statement made by his associate, Wafer admitted he stole the surfboard but vehemently denied starting the fire. When challenged with surveillance footage, he admitted returning to the area to watch the fire but continued to deny he started the fire.
Daniel now owes $17,500 in damages and is awaiting further sentencing.
Hey, there’s no moral here but a couple of questions do pop up:
Was this a case of temporary insanity?
Was he thinking a little bit about that free board?
And is it fair trade to take a surfboard in exchange for a lover?
What has the greater worth?

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Fuck I thought that 69 guy went to prison, he looks like he’s out….
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Just like you never go full retard…
I quite enjoy burning one down with my buddies, but never burning one’s down – I’ll leave that to my one fucked mate.
We’ve all got one mate who’d be very keen to burn shit down with very little coercion
Aren’t we (surfers) all at least temporarily insane? I mean have you tried not surfing for a month?
Don’t start me off on one about that.
Everyone is sick off hearing it, most of all me.
Oops, sorry mate. Hope you get a wave soon.
Once you go auto-tune, you never go back.
Bex, is this true? Shocking!
Can’t blame it on the sunshine.
Can’t blame it on the moonlight
Blame it on the Steinies?
Can’t blame it on the good times.
His “associate” sold him out, weak.
Your friends are your future…I heard somewhere.
I better get some new friends