Logan, the tennis ball is in your court.
Let’s be frank. The reason Sunset and Santa Cruz are canceled, the Pipe Pro and Backdoor Shootout too, is on World Surf League CEO Erik Logan. It was he who contracted the dreaded Covid-19.
He who told his followers not to worry, he was only lightly symptomed.
He who made a mockery of Hawaii’s health protocols.
Certainly the buck was passed to Yago Dora but Yago Dora is just a sweet boy with a dime and a dream. Erik Logan is the adult in the room. The Chief Executive and, in the vein of President Truman, the buck stops there.
As I see it he has too options: apologize for his blunder and step down or dispense with the corpo-speak, convince co-Waterperson of the Year and professional surfing’s benefactor Dirk Ziff to rent the island paradise of Tavarua for a month, bring the men’s draw and the women’s draw and bang out two quick contests.
Restaurants and Cloudbreak.
In between, shoot a bunch of content of professional surfers stopping being polite and starting being real. Force strange bedfellow situations etc. Kelly Slater bunking with Yago Dora. Pip Toledo with Kekoa Bacalso.
Much drama at the buffet.
Throw it all behind a paywall. I’d subscribe and so would you.
Bold leadership. A strong move. What we need to cheer us up.
Logan, the Tavarua tennis ball is in your court. The same tennis ball batted back and forth on the same court that Bobby Martinez and Todd Kline enjoyed.
Do the right thing.
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You don’t even need to find the SUPpers, just send the womens BWWT out there!
Ah yes, the good old Red Bull feud days. How simply things were back then when the biggest issue in professional surfing was Pro’s being fined for wearing caps on the podium, and Red Bull blurring out all the WSL jerseys in any of their videos.
Obrigado
I might even pay to watch that.
Hahaha, everyone likes to watch a good fight, but I don’t think anybody wants to watch Jeff Spicoli, no matter how fit he or she is.
Nah, two dudes in speedos hugging it out doesn’t appeal to everyone.
MAKE TENNIS VIOLENT AGAIN
I have a healthy respect for the real coldwater surfers. The level of commitment required sorts out the chaff pretty quick I reckon. The most difficult thing I had to deal with was a mate, who was a year older and had his licence, being the only avenue to the waves doing winter trips to the beach, where 10 minutes from the waves, he would turn off the heater and wind down the windows to “acclimatise”. I preferred to remain comfortable for as long as possible.
Holiday time in my town is worse this year, because of the travel restrictions, it’s mostly regional locals who have a greater (misguided) sense of connection than those from further afield. The SUPers tend to migrate to a section of the beach where the waves are a bit fatter, but this clown was a newbie to the whole thing. (Only on his feet to catch and surf a wave, gut paddling the rest of the time). A bunch of mals, without a clue, wreaking havoc with their inability to negotiate waves either paddling in or out.
My cunning plan revolved around sitting in the pack of 5 young groms from the boardriders. Their manic disposition and attack on the waves created an appearance of domination from the outside. But a bit of letting them have waves that I wasn’t really interested in allowed me access to sitting out a bit further and picking the eyes out of the sets without having to deal with ‘adults’. Vulnerable or not.
I wonder if they’ll let us opt for Amazon. /sarc
nah, Koa worked for what he has
She plagiarized her “origin story” from an MLK Playboy interview in 1965. Ahh, the ‘fweedon’ to be that pathetic. What a skank.
Locals – people who live in an area.
I don’t mean surfers exclusively.
mmmm Malia
Ha… the guy who gets a hard on from DT and his wall, doesn’t like to be treated like the interloper that he is. The universe is a magical place, isn’t it.
Happy New Year Regina Bex Vidina ….. hope you are getting a few waves and take off that ridiculous mask …. oooh it’s really you ha ha ….I had a dig on Tuesday in the cold , 6degree water, -5 chill factor with a 30km/h NE wind straight off the Pole but the sun was out and I was at one with the universe and the rhythm of the sea ( not ocean )
Anyway A MEGAHARD MAN , like myself , feels no threat from Billy Microsoft …. giggles
If she becomes compliant ,I might order a swallow tale …. ooops swallow tail and no tale will be told ….. 36 hours later still no side effects as she prepares to make the 30 minute ride home on her bicycle , through the snow …..
A fuckinmen it really is that simple,I’ll pay just make it fucken happen
Uhhh, no matter how you color it, it seems the reason the old Asp died and the reason the Wsl is dying, is outside of a few die hard surf star fans, there just isn’t enough interest in pro surfing to make it a worthwhile investment to anyone.
(Unless you’re a clueless billionaire and his wife).
nick carroll is changing that . one ad at a time…
Uhh, rent Tavarua?
The wave has been ‘liberated’ for years and is now open to all.
It is not owned by capitalist pigs anymore.
Class action against the WSL? A lot of pain and suffering.
Between Fiji, NZ and Aus they could run a series of contests over a few months with a similar variety to the usual world circuit and with 3 hr max flight times between sites.
We already have plenty of international cricket teams and the Americas Cup sailing squads traveling here anyway…
Yes they could but who the fuck wants them, beefy ?
You want em in your backyard ?
Fuck that.
Why don’t they go to mex or Centro ? Coz there would be fucken hell to pay, that’s why. Contest Cunts have had pretty much 40 years of free range blowing up breaks all over the world – for free. Fuck them. Fuck off.
Come as tourists, fine but the whole kiss arse pro-show is all bullshit.
That just about sums it up.
True
I was in the anti-comp camp for years
But now that tourist travel has been virtually halted I don’t think it’d hurt too much to have a few contests.
It could possibly help our country gets its arse into gear over our (often denied) roadside (and beach) litter and pollution problems if enough visitors deservedly call us out on it…
(and crowds are only a problem if you can’t surf and/or appreciate all the new international girl surfers NZ needs in more ways than we realise, like picking all the fruit etc that most kiwis are too lazy to do…)
I don’t mind comps.
I do mind promoters who don’t give a fuck about locals.
It’s simple – if it ain’t good for locals then fuck your fucken contest.
Oh, should add, I do mind ignorant fucken surf journalists who promote an ill founded idea coz they want to watch some kind of event without any consideration of what it might mean for locals.
No matter how well you can hustle waves from a crowd, to never be able to surf your local without randoms everywhere is still a pain in the ass
I don’t like tennis. I find it really boring to watch. It is also probably a game played best on a hard court on land rather than in the ocean, esp in surf.
Charles, I think this idea is not going to work, but then I didn’t completely read your thesis and may have ‘the wrong end of the stick’ as I believe some people say, when being mildly humorous in discussing a lack of understanding a subject.
I have finished my poop now and will go back to my desk and continue working towards the profit of my managers and their developer clients who are ruining the ecosystem for short term monetary gain.
Thank you for reading.
Done channelled it out your bottom
Sho’nuff