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Like all socialist experiments, heavy with good intention but operating at odds with basic human nature, the chat room has since descended into brutal internecine fighting. 

Angry Ellie-Jean Coffey fans turn on each other after socialist experiment to crowdfund explicit videos goes bad, “The three of us who buy the videos can’t keep forking out hundreds and hundreds of dollars while all of you sit there and enjoy the benefits!”

"How sad is your life that you think someone is lying about having content just because you’re too much of a cheap ass to buy it yourself."

One month ago, it was reported that Redditors had created an encrypted chat room to share explicit content bought from world #25 rated surfer-turned-porn-star Ellie-Jean Coffey. 

A socialist experiment where capital is pooled and the harvest shared.

BeachGrit was invited, for free, to the chat room and therefore the material we might examine would also be free. 

At the time, the group’s latest crowd fund was to buy a $120 video that promised, “PUSSY FUCKED. My bare pussy getting penetrated by DICK for my birthday. UNCENSORED and NSFW XXX action for over 5 mins.”

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Harvest days for men with snouts wetted and ready to savage imaginary vulvas and ani. 

Like all socialist experiments, heavy with good intention but operating at odds with basic human nature, the chat room has since descended into brutal internecine fighting. 

One man wants to sell views of a video bought for $149 at ten dollars a hit. 

Recent posts: 

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“If you wanna see the good content you gotta pay for it. The three of us who actually buy the videos can’t just keep forking out hundreds and hundreds of dollars and all of you just sit here and enjoy the benefits.”

“LOL. How fucking sad is your life that you think someone is lying about having content just because you’re too much of a cheap ass to buy it yourself. This is exactly why I took my offer to share it back.”

“Anyway, it’s interesting to see everyone who not so long ago was waiting and asking to have free videos and photos come here and spit in everyone’s face and now that they have something they keep it to themselves.”

“Can you guys actually confirm what you see and if it’s fully tits and pussy or is it still edited out or covered.”

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Busy days for busy men.

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Keith Grace

You pretty much knew half-way through this piece’s headline you’d find some of the comment section all-time greats here producing some of their greatest work on this one. Good work all.

c4

To anwer your question, an old Toyota pickup for daily surfs, and then a sports car in the garage for fun driving. Depends on how rich you are, I see three million dollar cars in my neighborhood. The tech world has a lot of money in it.

c4

Just keep doing you and being the offensive contrarian bex we all have been used to. Now that the world tour is cancelled this site has nothing else to give it any life.

Lemon Next to the Pie

Yeah, the guy who simultaneously wants to immunise people against COVID and reduce the world population while inserting a mind-control chip* in the vaccine.

*The schematic for the chip on the latest conspiracy theory vibe is a Boss Metal Zone pedal schematic. Fucken hell. They could have used any number of more appropriate ones; a Russian Big Muff off the top of my head for example.

https://www.independent.co….

ricmatic

check out moollon drive. sick

c4

Haha Bex did you see they got the band back together last night? A Trump rally. I hope you didn’t miss it. Might be the last one ever. Kind of stupid driving a lifted four wheel drive gas guzzling pickup truck truck when you live in Orange County and take a five minute drive to Trestles every day.

You would love it there. Gas fire places in stucco mcmansions, with your botoxed duck lip wife trying to act like she’s still a teenager. The state needs to be divided, and anywhere south of Pt Conception have a new name.

The real line should be at San Simeon , that’s where things change.

@surfads

How this article didn’t have a feature photo of Kip from Napoleon Dynamite is beyond me.
“I’m pretty T.O’d I haven’t got any full body shots.”

Uneducated

“Dont be jealous that I’ve been online chatting with babes all day. Besides, we both know I’m training to be a cage fighter”

KongDonkey

I’m saving my duckets for the Kelly Gabe Daddy & Twink scene, heard it’s gonna be a mind fuck

JOB's second chin

https://www.worldsurfleague… tour’s over

c4

Shark stories for the next twelve months. Too bad saw some sick footage of Kolohe surfing a spot in Santa Cruz yesterday I’m not gonna name

Hippy

Don’t worry, Chloe will tell his sycophants and you’ll have half of the OC coming up for a visit!

c4

A caravan of Dodge Ram pickup trucks with gun racks and golf clubs in the back blasting Kid Rock . Actually that sounds like all the pros in Santa Cruz too .

Hippy

Oh NO!!!! the Women’s Big Wave Championships are canceled?

E-LO handing out participation awards to all the contestants, a historic achievement in Women’s surfing.

JOB's second chin

Eddie’s revenge?

Hippy

I would like to remind all gentlemen that there are hundreds of free porn sites that cater to every kink and smirk a human can possibly digest and paying for a surf star to take off each sock is an act of masochism.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Maybe we can get Jen See to do research on the reveal and share the results with us?

Ricky Spanish

Dudes seeking discount porn shocked by lack of integrity of other free porn seekers. Exactly noone is surprised.

GiGi

“Busy days for busy men”….. still laughing….

Phat-wan kerr

imagine that. a group of blokes conspiring to get discount porn turn on each other. I wish they could all just come together in the joy of a shared passion.
by the way, pay up Derek ya tight ass, for the sake of journo-li.

Uneducated

Edit…”cum together”

And its not all that realistic…none of these guys have left their mums basement for over ten years

OffRocker

EJC: to Derek as sharks are to Chas…. a dear muse not easily forgot.
He may have dabbled in real estate, but the tug of his true tabloid heart bought him home to mama. (Autocorrected to mana…. make of that what you will….)

Phat-wan kerr

exceptional use of “tug” .well played.

Ricky Spanish

Horny Derek is the best Derek

Dennis Commentary

She’s bin robbed ! And a group of wankers owes her money

channelbottom

Hey chaps, I’ve got a cheeky surprise for you!

Here’s a closeup of my pussy. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Uneducated

Buddy that could be a guinea pig., a rabbit..even a small dog breed…I want my money back

Lemon Next to the Pie

Does anyone think it’s weird that the most powerful man in the world had four years and wasn’t able to knock over a pedophile ring based in a pizza shop and office furniture store despite the help of best and brightest minds on one of the biggest child porn web forums on the net?

Lemon Next to the Pie

Exactly where is the octopussy?

Jimmy the Saint

Bexy – don’t hold out on the other guys in the group!

Return of the Samsung Board

Hectic


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