"This place has come down to flexing on four foot closeouts, embarrassing."
Much teeth gnashing over a drop in at Pipeline yesterday featuring local shredder Moana Wong and world number three Tatiana Weston-Webb.
Moana, who is twenty, a purple belt in Brazilian jiujitsu and one of the few gals who surfs Pipe for fun, belted Weston-Webb on the beach and used the words “stupid” and “bitch” to describe her interloper.
Shortly after, Moana used the microphone of Instagram to telegraph her displeasure at the event.
You’ll remember vision of Ross Williams blocking for TWW prior the historical women’s Pipe showdown.
The response from telephone jockeys has been excellent.
From noted shaper Akila Aipa, “This place has come down to flexing on four foot closeouts, embarrassing.
From mid-length aficionado Dev Howard, “Burns on people in barrels are no bueno. Virtual beefs are sauce of the weak variety. Meanwhile, Our state has an indefinite shut down order.”
And, already, the comedy shorts have started to fill IG.
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It’s not a “false crack” if you’re already having an argument and you’re standing face to face, you fucking haole. Come to Big Island and I’ll show you how that works.
Weird seein chicks get aggro, not all bad though as Moana would’ve had a nice view of Tati’s shapely botty, I’m a bit Jelly
I know how to spell though.
Don’t worry any amount will be met with a crowdfund. We’ve been shown the light.
Give him slaps, too !
Something in the dihydrogenmonoxide.
Does the PPE come with shock plates?
Tati as a born Hawaiian is just doing the Koa impersonation..
Born in Hawaii is not the same as Hawaiian . Brazo parents too so even less so
you are clever….
Summer criminal activity versus winter criminal activity.
Demographics adapting to the changing climate.
It was also a non-sequitur which is the hallmark of this site.
Well…that and shark porn.
yes, but is that not ‘queer’?
Surely this is the ‘Rothman Rule’ being applied by “Tati”, Only to validate the rule first you must publicly announce your intentions in order that you can’t be shouted down on IG
My son does muay thai and I watch the BJJ guys sometimes.
Two sweaty guys rolling around on the ground, fuck that.
Yeah. Nah.
Two wongs don’t make a Wright!
Michigan?
you’ve become an empty caricature of yourself
no blecks?
because of police brutality, many black people lost their lives. all don the con lost was an election. but keep the false equivalence coming. it’s all you got.
I only burn chicks too. Jokes.
Don’t start talking about “girl on girl” action…unless you want to send half the BG commentators into a tizzy. Also your town has the best tacos de rajas I’ve ever tasted. Better than Mexico!!!!