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Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
5 years ago

I think I would rather watch video of that ASP contest in the mid 80s from Florida. If I remember from Surfer mag synopsis correctly, they tried to get a boat to create “waves” for the contestants. Surely more entertaining than this head high , crumbly dribble. Bottom turn to off the top to cutback to off the top in the whitewater. On my best days at Bolsa Chica I can still do half that…with an ugly style.

astro
astro
5 years ago

Yea – fuck up Joe

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
5 years ago
Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
5 years ago

Just got here. What have I missed? Nothing? Cheers 🍻

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
5 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

Billy Kemper

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
5 years ago

DAMN IT!

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

iMAINGE GETTING RAINED ON WHILE SURFING. nIGHTMARE.

astro
astro
5 years ago

Don’t worry bugs – you were fucken obnoxious

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  astro

Imagine if twitter was around in the 70s
Cancelled!!

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago

Did anyone catch the jet ski stack with Steph?

longtom
longtom
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

yeah, she bailed early, smart move.

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Would have been a doozy if she was injured considering how superfluous they are today

Craven Morehead
Craven Morehead
5 years ago

“Lose”

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago

Pouring out a little for Offrocker tonight. Fuck cancer!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

That shit is real

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Have another on my behalf please.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

I’ll have yours and I don’t even drink.
I quite like a white Russian tho

DavidC
DavidC
5 years ago

Yeah a bootie heat!

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
5 years ago

Who would sound more annoying as an American? Blakey, Lovett or Egan?

astro
astro
5 years ago

Well, Joeys pretty much the gold standard … can’t see any of them challenging.

sancho
sancho
5 years ago

we like Riss!

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
5 years ago

I’m just watching numbers go into my account after the wins and that is the only enjoyment. The WSL having these bland competitions is accelerating us all towards singularity.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
5 years ago

HUGE turn

astro
astro
5 years ago

Ugggghh
Sea tiger

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
5 years ago

Say, one of our favourite writers, commenters, Sean Michell aka Offrocker is in a hospice. Click here, leave a little message.

https://beachgrit.com/2021/…

c4
c4
5 years ago

Fuck

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Yeah.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

ahh man..

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Need some Red Bull stickers on the coal ships,
Energy!!

c4
c4
5 years ago

How can you be that happy when you just lost?

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
5 years ago

Where did Billy go? I was just getting into that.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
5 years ago

bILLY SAYS HATS OFF TO THE ATHLETES, BUT IS WEARING A HAT. tHIS IS TYPICAL OF THE BEHAVIOUR THAT WE’VE COME TO EXPECT FROM BILLY.

c4
c4
5 years ago

What’s next? Slater in an ice bath

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

JOB in the channel commentating from a soft top. In speedos.

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Lopez in a hot tub

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