Suspicious.
This past summer, almost one year ago now, Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg set the internet afire by being captured, off the coast of Maui with friend Kai Lenny, riding an electric foil, face completely covered in an absurd amount of sunblock.
Or maybe Kai Lenny was there a different time when Mark Zuckerberg had appropriate amounts of sunblock on but whatever.
People had to know, what was the meaning? The purpose? Was he performing some bizarre white-face production?
Hiding from the paparazzi?
Initially, Zuckerberg praised sunblock’s unique ability to block the sun, keep skin cancer-free, etc. but that facade broke, two days ago, when he finally copped to the truth.
On an Instagram Live stream, Zuckerberg told Instagram’s head Adam Moserri that, he was “eFoiling around” with pro surfer surfer Kai Lenny, when he noticed “this paparazzi guy” following them. He said he didn’t want to be recognized, so he “put on a ton of sunscreen.”
“That backfired,” he added.
Oh yeah, Kai Lenny was there.
And hiding from the paparazzi?
That simply doesn’t stand to reason and the fact that Zuckerberg is still talking about the moment, trying to defend it, rings suspicious.
I’m back to some bizarre white-face production.
Unfortunately racist.
What do you think?
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…because he’s a dickhead (?)
Man who makes billions by posting pictures of other people doesn’t want his picture taken and spread around. That should tell you everything you need to know about social media.
If the rest of his body filled out around that muscle-butt, he’d be quite the rugby player, maybe a hooker?
Hiding from Papps.. it never makes sense to me. The paps might be scumbags but celebrities are fair game. Especially world destroying tech titans. Make dat ass clap clap Zuck!
I wouldn’t want to be seen or recognized with Kai Lenny either.
Zuck and Kai rolled up on me at my local a few years back, tandemed into this little hidden point break on a single person stand-up jet ski. Zuck’s sunblocked drenched face was mixing with the water in the line up, rendered my wax completely useless. I’ll never forget it
I’ve had about 10 skin cancers cut out already. We should all be Zucking up. It looks like shit but better than dying.
That’s odd
I thought you had the skin of a camel herder?
Yeah that’s what I thought. Never wore sunscreen ever cos I thought I would be sweet cos I had a burqa on but turns out I was wrong.
It’s not for nuthin they’re all wearing a long dress and a towel on the head
You are immortal my friend.
No, he’s not .
https://www.hawaiinewsnow.c…
isn’t it just an act of self protection…exercising his right to protect his identity, keep that which he holds precious safe from harmful invasion and abuse
I’m sensing irony
What’s even more ironic is that when he buys a house somewhere he begins to buy up all of the surrounding homes so that he has even more privacy.
Marcel Marceauckerturd
I marvel at bg commenters rich cultural background…
This photo is still both hilarious and disturbing to me. The face is hilarious, but his rump disturbs me. Is he running what could be considered a “bubble” back there, or am I projecting because of my personal flat rear insecurities?
It’s where he stores all of your personal data
facebutt.
!!!
Bingo!
Hes actually a robot and thats his power source.
Whiteface or no I’d recognize that ass anywhere. Are they implants? Wtf zuck? Drop it like it’s hot!
Once a clown, always a clown.
Is it racist for a white person to pull a white-face? Or doubling down on racism?
I think it’s an instance of a white person fighting perceived inner demons manifested by irrational fears that liking hip/hop/rap somehow makes them less white, thus resulting in over corrective measures taken to satisfy self identifying as white.
Man, that’s going to screw Kanoa’s head.
Well that’s a mouthful. Or is just Chas making shit up to get us to write a bunch of shit for him. Brilliant!
It’s totally racist. Cancellation offense list item no:43.