“You never see guys backdoor the bubble,” said Jack Robinson with respect to John's ten-point ride. Was it the best tube-ride ever at Margarets? Jack Robinson: “It's the best one I've ever seen”.

Margaret River Pro, day one analysis: “John John Florence Like Cleopatra in Shakespeare’s Antony and Cleopatra, he makes hungry where most he satisfies!”

Great day in waves Hawaiian Seth Moniz described as "five feet".

Great opening day in what Seth Moniz called Hawaiian five feet at Main Break, Margaret River.

We know the biggest waves went unridden, Moniz said the “bomb sets are not rideable” but nonetheless it did confirm the full extinction of the mid-length step-up in the pro surfing caper. The days of pro’s riding anything bigger than 6’6” are over.

The black hole in the quiver is between 6’6” and 9’0”. Pros now ride 6’2″s, what my pal Derek Hynd calls “Christmas boards for kids”, as a matter of course in ten-foot surf. No current, no crowd, and a jet ski to ferry you back after every wave; there’s no need for a board that can deal with a big paddle anymore.

You can’t argue, of course, with what John Florence can do on a 6’2” in big surf. It’s been so era defining that Griffin Colapinto admitted he was riding a 6’1” copy of John’s board and the rest of the field was doing likewise.

Medina was on a 6’2”, looking imperious, Ryan Callinan on a 6’4” laid down the best backside two-turn combo ever seen at Main Break rights for a 9.80.

We barely need to say Main Break rights, it is righthander now as defined by the world’s best. By my count, three lefts were ridden today. One by Japanese rookie Amuro Tsuzuki for the heat winning high score of a 7.33, a wobbly fat-faced thing. Other lefts ridden by Jordy Smith and Ace Buchan were inconsequential to heat totals.

Thus, despite some spitting bombs in the afternoon and an over fifty-year history in surfing competition the lefthanders at Main Break were left to go unridden.

The one impression left by John Florence, both after his heat, and the extended edit he dropped the day before the comp began was that we wanted more. Like Cleopatra in Shakespeare’s Antony and Cleopatra he makes hungry where most he satisfies.

Unlike Sally Fitzgibbons, who nonetheless did us a great service in the booth when she broke down the mechanics of the Main Break right, describing the difficulty of getting the first turn high on the face, the extensive area of dead, flat water to be traversed and the insanity of the end closeouts, whereby two great confluences of whitewater triangles converge, making surfers into versions of aquatic crash-test dummies.

I paraphrase her, but that was the gist of it.

It highlighted, seconds later, the rarity, the perfection of the read and the gap between John and the rest of the field, when he backdoored the right, spent the whole wave ducking and weaving deep behind an imperfect curtain and emerged with just enough time to throw a claim and smash the end section.

“You never see guys backdoor the bubble,” said Jack Robinson with respect to John’s ten-point ride.

Was it the best tube-ride ever at Margarets?

Jack Robinson: “It’s the best one I’ve ever seen”.

John sees something other’s don’t out there. Primarily the line drive off the bottom. He was the first guy to identify that very thin band of energy at the base of the wave, a fraction higher up than had traditionally been ridden as the correct place for a bottom turn. That would slingshot him high into the face without losing the speed and centrifugal force necessary for the high-speed arc he pioneered in 2015 and perfected in 2017.

Believe It Or Not That's John John's First 10 At Margs HEAT REPLAY - Boost Mobile Margaret River Pro

Others are now starting to take the same line. Griffin Colapinto found it, as did Ryan Callinan.

Heat five, with Italo, Jack Robbo and Jacob Wilcox saw all three surfers utilising the Florence line. It was the best heat of the day. I favoured Italo’s forever bottom turns, probably only shaded by Medina’s for length. Judges were more impressed with Wilcox’s efforts to attack the lip. I’m not totally convinced by Robinson’s top turns; they sometimes look two-staged. There is the opening drive, then a second effort, which lacks the fluidity and the drama of that Florence whip in the late stages of his top turn. No doubt that is where he is aiming though.

Today would have been a great day for long heats with a leaderboard. Everyone surf once, in an hour or ninetyminute heat; we would have got a lot more John John, a lot more radical surfing as everyone warmed up. John had plenty more to give, as did Gabe.

Matty MacGilvray probably didn’t. He surfed about as good as he ever has in a heat to lay down an excellent score. If there is a rookie to explode out of this event, it will be him. Morgan Ciblic was not able to recover after wearing monster set on the head. In an extended heat with a leaderboard he could have easily had the time.

We could have then cut the field based on those who couldn’t cut it at ten-foot Margarets, instead of having an entertaining day with zero consequences for the draw.

No one got sent home.

Everyone gets a gold star and a second chance.

Which makes tomorrow a difficult decision for the comp director.

Two more heats of round one, then the elimination round.

Do you throw them out at the Box? And “waste” what could be peak conditions out there?

Or run them at Main Break and then go to the Box?

Now that the gals are also being fitted into the same waiting period time is a precious commodity. They won’t get it done in this swell cycle, which means gambling on fair winds at the end of the waiting period, by which time, this semi-epic day will be ancient history.

It’s the same old problem.

And we are no closer to a solution.

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Jordy's low key claim
Jordy's low key claim
5 years ago

JJF’s ‘afterbang’* is always creme de la creme.
* the style exibited at the end of or after a succesaful manouvre.

🏳️‍⚧️Alliance🏳️‍🌈
🏳️‍⚧️Alliance🏳️‍🌈
5 years ago

⚓️We really appreciate your John John Florence #transgender reference. 🏳️‍🌈#crossdress 🐆Go JOHN JOHN FLORENCE with that #BOTTOM turn🏳️‍⚧️

Jimmy Wilson
Jimmy Wilson
5 years ago

I wrote up a blueprint solution for them. The day Pat O left, I lost faith that it would ever happen

Dovakin
Dovakin
5 years ago

Gabe rode a 6’1.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Dovakin

Fuk he’s good
See that 10 foot straighthander he rode to the sand?

HandJamTurpel
HandJamTurpel
5 years ago

Brilliant analysis, as usual. These have become just as important to me as the comp itself.
JJF…holy shit. The judge that gave him a 9.8 should’ve immediately been thrown in the impact zone without a board.

bob
bob
5 years ago

I have a mental picture of Hawaiin gatherings, where the men chat and giggle about the haoles calling the “6 ft” waves 15ft.

OriginalJud
OriginalJud
5 years ago

Excellent analysis I did not watch the comp but now I feel like I did. Thank you Long Tom as always

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago

Funny that Margs was traditionally the weak link in the tour. Watching infinite variations of the same 2-3 turn combos on the right (JJ, Ryan not withstanding) gets very boring.

Thankfully yesterday had the added theatre of random death sets.

Hopefully some box action soon.

bob
bob
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Robbo seemed pretty confident they’d run there today.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Yeah great
3 second waves no turns

lorne
lorne
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

this may be a hot take but i’d be happy if they never surfed the Box or NP again in the Margies comp. joey turps blabbering on about them just takes all the fun out of it

The guru
The guru
5 years ago

As per Camel, to get the best out of the lefts you need to back door them. That probably would have required a bigger gun-type board, no good for the rights

opa
opa
5 years ago

no comments on the girls contest?
prety embarrassing in my view, the women should be riding big 9 foot + boards, that way they would be able to catch set waves, whats the point in riding a shortboard in 6 foot hawaiian if they don’t have paddle strength or physical capability to perform and do turns anyway.

david fffff
david fffff
5 years ago

There are those who accelerate on their rail, and there are those that don’t. If you’re in the latter, swallow your pride, and step up your fucking board. No one wants to watch Alex Ribiero do cutbacks on the top 1/10 of the wave

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
5 years ago

Women heats at the box?

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
5 years ago

So much for your “messy exit” comment on JJ’s 10 point tube eh Longtom? You walking that back now after further consideration?

Gelato Pickle
Gelato Pickle
5 years ago

Loved the crash-test dummies analogy. From now on I will refer that end section as the crash-test dummy section.

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
5 years ago
Reply to  Gelato Pickle

Wut? Not “The Bricks”? Joe & Pottz are disappoint.

skinflute
skinflute
5 years ago

The one judge that gave 2John the 9.8 (thereby denying the perfect 10)must have a few ‘personal issues’ surely? But then I guess we all do…..still gets my goat though.

Gelato Pickle
Gelato Pickle
5 years ago
Reply to  skinflute

I think he prefers brunettes.

Mendigo
Mendigo
5 years ago

The Main Break wave is necessary to the tour. The ability to read a peak like this and to maneuver in waves this size is much more rare, much more special and much more atractive than that of throwing airs in a wave like Trestles. It is also a much better defining criteria of what good surfing is.

MyGFsChinese
MyGFsChinese
5 years ago
Reply to  Mendigo

They should make Sunset a Wozzle event too. Two waves with size and a lot of water moving around.

JOB's second chin
JOB's second chin
5 years ago
Reply to  MyGFsChinese

They were going to before the covid snafu.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
5 years ago

Yeah, and also much better than the random detonations at Main Break yes?

david fffff
david fffff
5 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

They would have had to move the tour midday though? Morning at NP was non existent

20 mule team
20 mule team
5 years ago

Two days of firing surf will be wasted because of the unnecessary amount of people on tour. There is so much waste in this organization, I feel like nobody has told them the roaring 00’s are over and money is actually a finite resource. At least old stuttering Stan wasilewski isn’t there to embarrass himself.

samwaters
samwaters
5 years ago
Reply to  20 mule team

Uhh, with Dirk and Natasha Ziff around, money doesn’t really seem to be a problem.

But trying to get mainstream viewers to watch, to actually make the Wsl profitable, does seem to be a problem.

20 mule team
20 mule team
5 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

Man, shut the fuck up.

samwaters
samwaters
5 years ago
Reply to  20 mule team

Ohh, a little touchy–I think.
If there’s no truth in it–just shine it on.

20 mule team
20 mule team
5 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

Nope, just my honest reaction to your drivel.

samwaters
samwaters
5 years ago
Reply to  20 mule team

Like I said 20, if there’s no truth in it, just shine it on.
This is the comment section though, free speech, etc.
But I still think this Wsl pro surf fan format will never catch on with the mainstream.
Kinda like Curling in the Olympics, interesting for a few minutes, then you move on to something else.

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

What do you care Sam? You don’t agree with the Tour at all.

samwaters
samwaters
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

True cb, but it seems I just can’t help poking some fun at them and since I am kinda on the other end of the spectrum, it seems I can’t help pointing out some of the problems that they may never be able to overcome.
Without Natasha, they probably would have been history a few years ago.
It’s kind of like watching a train wreck– it’s hard to turn away.

Bunbo
Bunbo
5 years ago
Reply to  20 mule team

Cut it to 24 dudes. Eight 3-man heats to start. 3rd place finisher eliminated. No non-elimination rounds. Straight to quarters from round 2. Five rounds total. Could finish a comp in less than two full days if necessary. Easy peasy! (I’ll take my consulting fee in bitcoin and weed, thanks)

20 mule team
20 mule team
5 years ago
Reply to  Bunbo

Yep, this would be perfect.

lorne
lorne
5 years ago
Reply to  Bunbo

they only have to cut 4 guys to get it straight to a workable number, still not sure why we need 3 man heats.
not many sports where the athletes are able to argue it’s unfair they travel to an event and lose without a second chance and the organising body agrees

Bunbo
Bunbo
5 years ago
Reply to  lorne

I don’t love 3-man heats either. But 32 guys is still too many, imo.

lorne
lorne
5 years ago
Reply to  Bunbo

absolutely. but it seems a more realistic compromise going from 36 surfers and a second chance Elimination Round (while being able to progress in your heat if you come second in either round 1 or round 2) than just cutting it to 16 or 24 surfers.

Stephen Wolfram
Stephen Wolfram
5 years ago

Give the ladies their own tour, good for all parties involved for myriad reasons. My cynical disposition prevents any hope for it.

Bush
Bush
5 years ago

R-Calls did the turn of the fricken century today. Almost went and told him when I saw him at dinner tonight but figured he prob wanted to enjoy the Italian meal with his friends. True story.

Baz
Baz
5 years ago
Reply to  Bush

On par with Reynolds at Haleiwa

david fffff
david fffff
5 years ago
Reply to  Bush

R-Cal adjacent!


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