National Geographic magazine loses credibility entirely with make-believe feature on Hawaii: “For decades, scholars, writers and tourism boosters have portrayed the islands as a racial utopia!”

Welcome to Post-Racial Paradise, Now Go to Hell.

I have, my whole life, loved National Geographic. The magazine held my rural Oregonian imagination in the grip of its iconic yellow with features on exotic countries, fascinating people, brave explorers adventuring to the ends of the earth.

I dreamed of being part of the National Geographic Society when I grew up, dressed in a natty blazer, smoking a pipe, regaling a smoke filled room of my colleagues with stories of fabulous discovery, uncovered truths of professional surfing on Oahu’s North Shore maybe, but that dream got shattered, this week, as the Hawaii beat just got stolen.

Shall we read together?

To outsiders, Hawai‘i might seem like the epitome of a post-racial society. For decades, scholars, writers, and tourism boosters have portrayed the islands that way—as a “racial utopia” where Native Hawaiians and Asians live harmoniously alongside white people, with the largely non-white population serving as the antidote to racism.

After all, no racial group holds a majority on the islands, and nearly a quarter of the population reports having a multiracial background. Compare that to the United States as a whole, where only 3 percent of the population is multiracial and three-quarters is white.

But Hawai‘i’s racial make-up does not stem from a desire to unify races. Instead, it comes from concerted Western efforts to eradicate Native Hawaiian culture and create division among sugar plantation workers. The reverberations are still felt among residents today, including by the people featured in these portraits. Photographed in spaces linked to discrimination against their respective cultures and in places where they find healing from those traumas, they are part of our ongoing project focused on dismantling the myth of Hawai‘i as a post-racial paradise.

Etc.

The piece goes on and on into the histories but, can I ask, who on God’s green earth ever considered Hawai’i a “post-racial paradise?”

Like, seriously.

Have none of my erstwhile dream colleagues read the PEN-nominated best-seller, and important anthropological work, Welcome to Paradise, Now Go to Hell (buy here)?

That gives me good mind to go shopping for the finest Irish Donegal tweed jacket (leather elbow patches, of course), a pound of Cavendish tobacco, hop a flight to Washington D.C. and treat that smoke filled Society room to a stern but informative reading…

….or wait.

Opportunity?

Time ripe for Welcome to Post-Racial Paradise, Now Go to Hell?

Intriguing.

Very intriguing.

More as the story develops.

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ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago

A fat female is in charge, what in the ever loving f do you expect? Look at her, she doesn’t care about surfing. She’s in it for the attention, and free meals.

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

I don’t remember Bonanza or the Smothers Brothers from the coconut TV in the 70’s.

ricmatic
ricmatic
5 years ago

their masterpiece

StarJamma
StarJamma
5 years ago

Anyone who’s been there for more than a two week vacation figures that out. Nat Geo just figured this out? And Chas seems like he’s cooking up a return to the Islands now to do a Go To Hell Pt. 2: Electric Boogaloo. The place is just more and more mainlanders in Kihei , Kona and Lahaina, more Chinese stuffed into overpriced monster apartments in Kaka’ako and a small but increasingly angry population of Hawaiians getting more and more marginalized. Place has been screwed since they built Waikiki over the marsh. Although it may be funny if someone were to hit up his bud Eddie Rothman for another interview.

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago

Jimi Hendrix and Rainbow Bridge…

J H
J H
5 years ago

Vicious cycle, right?

It has been interesting to read and hear talk of Hawaii becoming less dependent on tourism but unless the local education system ups its game significantly that is highly unlikely.

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Aw man, how awesome was Saturday evening with Disney / Wild Kingdom. I used to string it out with Let’s Go Fishing and something else I can’t remember.

Edit: it was Sunday evenings wasn’t it?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Oh yes….. who was the host of Mutual of Omaha again?

StarJamma
StarJamma
5 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Merlin Olson?

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Perkins was born on March 28, 1905, in Carthage, Missouri, the youngest of three sons of Joseph Dudley Perkins and Mynta Mae (née Miller) Perkins.[2] When he was seven years old, his mother nursed him through a serious bout of pneumonia and died of the illness herself. His grieving father sent Marlin’s two older brothers to private school, and Marlin was sent to his Aunt Laura’s farm in Pittsburg, Kansas.[2] He attended public school there through eighth grade. In the fall of 1919, he entered Wentworth Military Academy. There, Perkins demonstrated his fascination with snakes by keeping blue racers in his room. One afternoon, while exercising them on a lawn at the back of the barracks, he was spotted by a faculty officer and got in trouble for handling them.[3]

Perkins briefly attended the University of Missouri, but quit school to become a laborer at the Saint Louis Zoological Park.[2] He rose through the ranks, becoming the reptile curator in 1928. After being hired as a curator of the Buffalo Zoological Park in Buffalo, New York, Perkins was eventually promoted to director in 1938.[2] He then served as director at the Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago, Illinois, from 1944 until 1962, when he returned to the St. Louis Zoo, this time as director.[2] During his time at the Lincoln Park Zoo, Perkins joined Sir Edmund Hillary as the zoologist for Hillary’s 1960 Himalayan expedition to search for the legendary Yeti.[2][4]

Perkins was the host of Zoo Parade, a television program that originated from the Lincoln Park Zoo[2] on NBC station WNBQ-TV (now WMAQ-TV) when he was the director there. During a rehearsal of Zoo Parade, he was bitten by a timber rattlesnake, one of several bites from venomous snakes Perkins suffered throughout his career (over the years he was also bitten by a cottonmouth and a Gaboon viper). Although the incident occurred during a pre-show rehearsal and was not filmed, it has become something of an urban legend, with many people “remembering” seeing Perkins receive the bite on television.[5]

As a result of his work on Zoo Parade Perkins was offered the job in 1963 for which most North Americans remember him: host of the nature show Wild Kingdom. The fame he gained in his television career allowed him to become an advocate for the protection of endangered species, and through Wild Kingdom he gave many Americans their first exposure to the conservation movement. Perkins also helped establish the Wild Canid Survival and Research Center (WCSRC) near St. Louis in 1971. This wolf sanctuary has been instrumental in breeding wolves for eventual re-placement into their natural habitats.[6]

Perkins retired from active zookeeping in 1970[2] and from Wild Kingdom in 1985 for health reasons.[3] Perkins remained with the Saint Louis Zoo as Director Emeritus[6] until his death on June 14, 1986, when he died of cancer.[7]

-Wikipedea

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

that one w the crosseyed lion? ‘mundo animal’ in brazzo ’70s telly…

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
5 years ago

you lucky bastard

commenter
commenter
5 years ago

Batteries charged. Steely Dan and Jackson Brown at Arlington Theater SB Bowl next year.

𝐈𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐃𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞?

𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐨𝐧 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐬. 𝐈 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐅𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐛𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞. 𝐈𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐲.

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐃𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐠𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫: 𝐌𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐝𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐫 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐭.

Which is mean. Steely Dan rules. Bodhisattva? Forgetaboutit.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
(Turns out the guy on the left is a well-known bassist named Putter Smith. Played with everybody.)

On the set list is: “These Days” famously sung by Greg Allman on the Laid Back album.

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐁𝐨𝐰𝐥 = 𝐉𝐨𝐧𝐢 𝐌𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥,
𝐏𝐚𝐭 𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐲, 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐨 𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬, 𝐃𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐬, 𝐋𝐲𝐥𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐬, 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫,
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬

Unsweetened and natural, Joni Mitchell’s voice is butter.

Forgetaboutit. =

𝐡𝐭𝐭𝐩𝐬://𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐛𝐞.𝐜𝐨𝐦/𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡?𝐯=𝐜𝐎𝟖𝐫𝐫𝐖𝐌𝟖𝐎𝐯𝟖

unscrambled: top gun = yes.

john severson = no. See above. Think B____ C_____

sebastian zietz = no.

pide-piper = no.

malathion = no.

jebus = no

no photos of Lalley, tho. goofy-footed?

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Nat Geo has always been fluffy shite with pretty pictures, whilst also incorporating an undercurrent of Western white-superiority racist bullshit.
“Ooh look at all the funny animals (including these who are almost like people except they wear stupid costumes huh?)”

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Bit harsh on the Scots

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Nothings too harsh for the Scots. They fucking lap it up like butter on a hot ass.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

That’s a bit harsh on the hot asses

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Are you channel(bottom)ing Tyler, or did you just have a particularly shit surf?

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago
Reply to  Mads Naeraa

Nah I’m fine w Tyler. She can say what she feels like.
Didn’t manage to surf this weekend. too tired and being total whimp about the current cold wind. No wetsuit so I’ve got that excuse anyway. apparently the water is lovely but that damned wind.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

The water is still awesome CB. I managed Sunday with boardies and a vest. (Note, middle of the day)

J H
J H
5 years ago

I’m pretty sure Iggy ran all the “natives” off “Da Island” last year when he shut down travel/tourism.

Silicone Valley money is blowing up Hawaii real estate now as a consequence.

I’m pretty sure the next phase is Antifa Hawaii Kai and they start burning down Eric Arikawa’s shaping business as he’s a capitalist pig polluting the ocean.

wincy
wincy
5 years ago

‘More if the story develops’
your legal team should find that more acceptable

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago

Elementary, my Dear Charles. Elementary.

commenter
commenter
5 years ago

“smoke-filled” twice.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  commenter

Don’t you have somewhere else more cool with more cool people to be?

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Yoda, is that you?”

“Don’t you somewhere more cool with more cool people to be?”

Right now I’m sitting at Whole Foods with Shelly who is playing her banjo and singing songs.

Waiting for Cory who was crazy enough to surf Malibu on a Sunday.

I am arguing politics with right wing drips on jonathanturley.com and continue to be astounded by how dumb and gullible Americans are.

J____ S_____ just walked by. He directed B_____ C____ and was a fighter pilot in T_____ G____. I said hello and asked him about doing another M_____ F______ in Tiburon.

Seinfeld was here yesterday but I can’t talk to him because I pissed him off with a smartass story in LA Weekly.

It’s not hard to be a smartass and piss people off. Anyone can do it.

Which is why Chas does it – relentlessly. It’s tired.

Didn’t see Leno today but he usually comes on Sundays.

I polished a screenplay set in Santa Barbara in 1850 which is pretty damned good and I hope the guy who wrote the first draft is for real.

I sent it to C____ M_____ because that’s his line of country.

If it happens all the M_____ could play the cowboys because they all look like they fell out of the 19th Century.

Doctor My Eyes just came on the PA and I saw a photo of Jackson Browne yesterday looking old.

I saw Jackson Browne at a M____ wingding several years ago and he didn’t look that old.

Im gonna go to the Farmer’s Market and get some good meat pies and dessert pies and distribute them to all the famous English people who live around me.

P____ P_____ from Eastenders is my next door neighbor and I’m doing a book with the husband and son of J_____ L_____ which allows me to go into the Colony and feel special.

And also Z____ S___ A British singer who lives with J_____ H____ the father of B____

My battery is about to run out.

There’s more, but I better send this to give you something to do.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  commenter

Bunch of no names

DaHuiLewis
DaHuiLewis
5 years ago
Reply to  commenter

RICKAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  DaHuiLewis

Welllllll look at the big brain on Lewis.

That’s right.

You’re a smart motherfuker.

I’ve never even seen the show but whenever I’m dropping names to English people and I drop that one they all say “RICCCKKKKAAAYYYYY!!!!!”

DaHuiLewis
DaHuiLewis
5 years ago
Reply to  commenter

Cultural icon-adjacent, that’s you…

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  DaHuiLewis

Her husband just pulled into the parking lot as I was typing this.

He was a cabbie in London and passed The Knowledge.

But he says the GPS has wrecked all that.

There’s a meat pie place at the farmers market that’s epic. So I bought them some but they’re vegetarian.

DaHuiLewis
DaHuiLewis
5 years ago
Reply to  commenter

Also ne suis pas anglais, ma cherie…

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
5 years ago
Reply to  commenter

Hey Ben I’m sitting here at Whole Foods in Kahala mooching off their wireless signal reading B_____G_____.

Since you mentioned M_________ and P_________ tell those mother________ that they still owe me $40 for that deal we did back in 2001 at G_________ L__________ old house in K________.

I am sorry that M_____’s wife, Y___________ left him after his cancer diagnosis but she was a f_____ b______ anyway.

Give my regards to the Lalley bros, J________ & M________.

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

You’re just an intial dropper. That’s what you are.

Now I have to decode.

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
5 years ago
Reply to  commenter

While you’re decoding, ponder your buddy Laird Superfood’s latest NYSE
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

The entire stock market is down right now. Inflation fears resonating from Covid. This too shall pass.

Gadoot
Gadoot
5 years ago
Reply to  commenter

Tesla lol

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  Gadoot

Laugh it up, fuzzball: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Tesla went past $600 today which means it’s down from the peak of $900 but it’s still $3000 a share after the 5/1 split where it was $370 a share two March 18ths ago.

So if you bought 1000 shares for $370,000 on March 18 2020, you still made $2,630,000 in 14 months = $187,857 which is probably better than you do as a Barista of the Fucking Month, yes/no?

I’m not worried about Tesla, and it could get a shot in the arm from the Ford F150 Lightning.

The CYBRTRCK is for techies and Sci Fi cosplay dorks and city folk but it’s not a redneck truck.

If Ford can show that an electric truck can haul trailers and get out of the mud and pull stumps and silently stalk elk and do all the truck stuff with an electric motor that don’t need gas and has a lot less problems – that could be huge.

Nothing more American than the Ford F series – the most popular automobile line in the world.

Musk gave Ford a thumbs up on the Lightning because he’s been encouraging competition all along.

Not worried about Tesla at all. It’s still the future.

Gadoot
Gadoot
5 years ago
Reply to  commenter

Yawn

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  Gadoot

Well you’ve still got that Barista of the Month sash, so that’s something.

Gadoot
Gadoot
5 years ago
Reply to  commenter

Ah yes the braggart Tesla stock owner who feels the need to denigrate service industry workers. Look inward you sad ugly little man.

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  Gadoot

You’re the chick from Wonder Woman?

What are you doing on this website?

It’s for cunts. Not for people who actually have one.

And by the way, when those ships penetrated the protective barrier of that island you live on – Themistocles or whatever – and and sent a raiding party that failed – what happened to the ships?

They just buggered off – a bunch of sailors turning their backs on an island full of breast-plated women?

Doubt it.

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Gadoot
Gadoot
5 years ago
Reply to  commenter

Didn’t watch that movie and probably never will but it sounds like you sure did. You’re a big shot writer I’m guessing you log in here during bouts of writers block? Or is it because you just want to fling feces at the other monkeys on this site?

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  Gadoot

We were at the San Francisco Zoo in the 70s with the kids of my dad’s second wife. We were at the gorilla cage when one of the apes turned around quick and threw a clod of crap that hit my stepbrother Brian in the shoulder.

Good throw.

Writer’s block? I have the opposite problem.

I come onto Beachgrit.com because dumbasses can’t afford to live where I live and wouldn’t be comfortable here, so I go online to argue with dingalings.

Same with politics.

J H
J H
5 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

I used to be a regular at that Whole Foods.

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
5 years ago
Reply to  J H

Yeah without the by-the-pound salad and hot food buffets Whole Foods is worthless now. Still good though for spockin’ out sweet young wahine okole

J H
J H
5 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

Totally agree and there was a yoga studio in the Kahala Mall that always made for good sightseeing.

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

Oh frick you should see the Malibu Whole Foods when Pepperdine is in session.

Ridiculous.

Do they make coeds submit 8″ x 10″ glossies with their SATs?

That school is HOLDING.

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

B______ G______ = the Baghavad Gita? In HIndi or English?

The movie is way better.

M______ and P________ = madre and padre? I’ve never known who my parents are, but they weren’t Mexican anyway.

G________ L_________ = Gary Lewis? Like Gary Lewis and the Playboys?

I interrupted Miles Davis to listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

K_______ = Korea? North or south?

M________’s wife Y__________ = Yolanda? The wife of Pumpkin in Pulp Fiction? What was his real name? Maurie? Moses?

f_______ b_______ = Fairy Bower?

Lalley Bros Jimbo and Mikey

I think that’s all correct. Thanks.

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
5 years ago
Reply to  commenter

I always wondered what finally happened to the Lalleys. Last I remember they were both homeless alcoholic bums sleeping in Uncle Bob’s old Pinto station wagon across from Foodland. There was a period when they were shaping boards and surfing Sunset/Haleiwa with the best.

American Masters did a great special on Miles called “The Birth of the Cool”. If you adjust your tin foil hat properly you just might catch it

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

I remember a Jeff Divine photo of Mike Lalley at Sunset going way back.

I have a pornographic memory so if you show me a photo from a 70s Surfer Magazine I can probably tell you the caption.

Miles Davis is awesome .

All Blues is musical heroin.

There’s a guy who used to surf Malibu we called Vegas Josh whose dad is Victor Feldman.

He wrote Joshua and Seven Steps to Heaven for Miles and also played percussion for Steely Dan.

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

Hey Ben I’m sitting here at Whole Foods in Kahala mooching off their wireless signal reading Baghavad Gita.

Since you mentioned Mom and Pop tell those mother________ that they still owe me $40 for that deal we did back in 2001 at Gary Lewis’ old house in Korea.

I am sorry that McCartney’s wife, Yoko left him after his cancer diagnosis but she was a Fairy Bower anyway.

Give my regards to the Lalley bros, Jimbo & Mike

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Nat young?

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Nat (Young)
Geo (Metro)

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Shhhh Otto. Don’t tell Barcus, but: H_____ D_______ g____ w_____ q_____k_____b_____v____9____ a____d______y____m____ w____ x____ i____ e____ n_____

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

IF that’s Nat Young the Younger, two winters ago I saw him destroy a big day at M_____ L_____ on a 6′ 3″.

He’s a very good surfer.

He made it look easy and that place ain’t easy.

He got a triple barrel on a left and even Team Grumpy hooted.

I forgot myself and said: “They should have a pro contest here.”

Team Grumpy were appalled and all said “Nooooooo!” and made the sign of crucifix.

But I meant it would be interesting to see Kelly and John John and all the top WCT guys compete on a 10-foot day out there.

It’s not easy.

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  commenter

That place has managed to stay somewhat off the radar unlike OB.

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Yep when we were doing Surfer Magazine there were a couple places that were off-limits. S________ and F_______ and the entire island of K______. And M______ L______.

It was just unbelievably good that day. When Nat Young the Younger came in he got barreled on the left with the sun shining through the back of it. Even with everything seen that was pretty spectacular.

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  commenter

I’ve been there on days like that so I know how good it gets.

Barrelled
Barrelled
5 years ago
Reply to  commenter

What exactly is the point of putting your little first letter only names on there Ben?

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

To piss you off and enrage you into using even harder drugs and wrecking your life so there’s more of everything for the rest of us.

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago
Reply to  commenter

Mar Lago? On a 6’3?!?

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

That would be M____ A_____ L____

Gelato Pickle
Gelato Pickle
5 years ago

Yes I did – quite recently. It was very entertaining.

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
5 years ago
Reply to  Gelato Pickle

Where’d you see it, I’d love to check it out?

Gelato Pickle
Gelato Pickle
5 years ago
Reply to  Ricky Spanish

A mate had it but as far as I know it’s not available to stream/buy for some reason.

Gelato Pickle
Gelato Pickle
5 years ago

I think Buttons, as sad as that was?

Gelato Pickle
Gelato Pickle
5 years ago

tbh I think Dog The Bounty Hunter beat them to this story.

J H
J H
5 years ago
Reply to  Gelato Pickle

He had a store in Hawaii Kai where you could buy Merch.

The WSL doesn’t.

Dog>WSL

ricmatic
ricmatic
5 years ago

“Welcome to Paradise, Now go to Hell Buy Here” was a very good read.


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