Rats.
Any student of the professional surfing game knows that surfing legend Kelly Slater’s Instagram feed is the most entertaining space of all. Better than Rottnest Island, better than unboxing with Koa Smith, better than Zeke Lau as Ultimate Surfer.
The 11x World Champion dishes out a sometimes daily, sometimes weekly, helping of unfiltered opinion, advice, criticism, direction on issues as wide ranging as Britain’s royal family, Elon Musk’s cryptocurrency strategy and the silliness of those who believe the earth is flat amongst many, many other things.
Wonderful.
But his nearly 3 million Instagram followers were treated to a shock this morning when Slater cryptically, and without elaboration, posted the cover of Mark Meadows’ book titled How to Build Self-Discipline: Resist Temptations and Reach your Long-Term Goals.

Meadows writes of the book:
Although I’ve been a self-disciplined person ever since I can remember (thank you, Mom!), I always seek more information and advice about making myself more effective at resisting temptations.
Self-discipline is the key that will help you make these hard decisions instead of sticking with what’s easy and comfortable. People who focus on instant gratification – things that are safe, easy and comfortable – rarely reach their long-term goals.
I have no doubt there’s nothing more important to a successful life than to maintain a high level of self-discipline and keep growing on a daily basis. Hence, I wrote this book.
Most of the advice shared in this book is based on scientific research referenced at the end of the book. To help you get the most out of the book in the shortest time possible, I decided not to go into details about each study. Instead of sharing with you the detailed “why,” (with confusing and boring descriptions of studies) I will share with you the “how.”
How do you exactly build self-discipline in your life? How do you resist short-term rewards in order to reach your long-term goals? This book is the answer to these questions.
Is this going to alter Slater’s approach to social media?
It certainly would appear to be so.
Rats.
I scored some small venues over the years, but it was the big stadium shows I avoided I suppose. (in editing this mess, I realized I have boycotted the huge shows, stadium style , and have managed to score some good shows at smaller places.
Ticket prices have kinda always bugged me though, as im a cheapskate)
So much pre-show prep, haha chaos of intoxicants etc….then concert craziness itself…too loud, shitty mix, cant see, other losers like me everywhere…..and then the nextday…kinda, what happened? I think I may have some sort of “large crowd” social phobia or something. Always feel like something bad is just about to happen in a big crowd. ( nowadays? staying home seems ok)
This was mostly 70’s 80’s erly 90s so things were hectic…..maybe me having tickets to the Allman Bros right before he died had something to do with it? Man, that was a weird show….and then my dude Hendrix died?
Or maybe my last Zappa show, San Diego, (I was a full on hard core fan)
I’m tripping and all the biker/drunks were yelling play “yellow snow” and he wanted to play complex orchestral pieces….Zappa felt the vibe and told the band to play a 3 chord headbanger and he just did some hideously loud guitar leads to placate them, which worked, man place was on edge….another weird one. Altamont always on peoples minds I guess….heavy biker presence in San Diego at that time.
I did catch a “few” shows at the Arlington, great sound there, but sort of better suited to acoustic stuff, or movies. I think I saw Lou Reed there? fuck cant remember, but it felt like he was just going through the motions, you know the drill.
Did catch bluegrass legend and band Ralph Stanley at the Arlington, but the local band who came first tried harder and ripped it up!!
I got front row center ticket by accident, that was weird. Radio promo I think? Dropped my wallet walking to get my seat. Usher handed it to me….fuck me!! haha….shit happens eh?
Just decided I would buy records instead, get a nice stereo….. About 10 years ago tho, first SB bowl show was Robert Plant. Free tickets, what the heck.. Shit it was unbelievable, almost like seeing the original Led Zeppelin, crossed up with strange Moroccan sutff….Great sound, had a good time. Saw Brian Williams too, maybe 5 years ago paid for a date even!!! He did his Pet Sounds album and then of course all the classics to close the show. That was awesome too, cept the audience was all silver haired boomers like me, drinking wine!!! I have to admit, seeing him play Good Vibrations wasnt as bad, as I thought it would be. Everyone singing along… never thought I would see that! Always loved me some Beach Boys.
Jeez time flies dont it. me circa ’54
While the ozzys where sinking piss slater was sinking tee
Pseudo Religion?
Thanks for the book recommendations Kelly Slater. I just bought six MM books, Kindle edition, $9.99. I haven’t started yet. I gotta think it’s gonna be more enlightening than time spent reading beach grit
I finally went to the bowl, after 30 yrs of boycotting concerts…..its kind of a nice place!! Lots of smoke nowadays…..Concerts are still kinda lame tho…IMO. (its complicated)
This should be the new beachgrit logo
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The silhouette photo on the cover of the book is very reminiscent of the Kelly Slater sculpture in Cocoa Beach -same pose
Watch out for timely lawsuits.
Hmmmm….that’s quite a departure.
The first concert I ever attended was ZZ Top/Black Crowes Eliminator, I think. Somebody passed a doob and I was scared to hit it….ZZ Top is the shit.
“NEVER! Always spend the extra for quality! smh Saving money now, cost you later. Buy the good stuff.” ~ Chas’ hookup in Lemoore
funny, cheap, cease & desist!
The picture of the guy on the cover of that book looks alot like one of Kelly’s slash/tailslide photos from the 90’s. Didn’t the ASP (or perhaps NSSA) use that same shot as their logo? I think Slater even has a statue in FL doing that same turn.
Have you ever thought about getting a job as an analyst? You’re attention to detail is astounding.
Thank you Sir.
That was the first thing I noticed too!
The nausea is strong with this one.
True story, the WSL and Kelly had a photo of mine taken down a few months ago on Redbubble of him doing some shitty cutback at the Quiksilver Pro on a dbah day over ten years ago. I have no idea why, shitty wave, but it actually use to sell pretty well. Moral of the story: Kelly is a cunt. Edit: I was going to argue that the WSL don’t own rights to a photo that was taken when the WSL doesn’t exist but I couldn’t be fucked.
Post it here.
Fuck me it would take hours to the find the original. It’s not my first rodeo with the WSL. I was shooting the Quiksilver for Stab and they sent the cops down to harass me in front of hundreds of people. Some cunt in the WSL told the cops I was representing myself as being with the WSL and harassing chicks. I told him I asked to take a photo and that it might end up on the stab website and he said I wasn’t doing anything wrong. But yeah having police looking through my camera in front of everyone was embarrassing. I was pretty close to knocking some WSL mofos out. Every chick I asked was stoked to have their photo taken. Of course they didn’t harrass the tracks photog secretly taking photos of chicks bending over. Bunch of useless cunts.
I’m actually fascinated by this tale of possible legal overreach by the WSL, regarding claiming ‘ownership’ or copyright breach of images that you (or other people) took on a public beach.
I’d be curious to hear what legal-minded commenters have to say regarding ‘personalities’ claiming ownership of their image etc. And any rights the WSL may or may not have of shots taken during any contest esp during ASP years.
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I know you probably can’t be arsed fighting it, and I’m no lawyer but I really think they are grasping outside their fence in a desperate attempt to gain any sort of payment they can. Fuck them. It’s your picture. Unless you did it specifically in contract with the WSL then it’s not up to them to try and claim that you are abusing their IP. (I am certain also that I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about and just ranting)
You got it right the first time. I’m this instance I couldn’t be fucked. It was an old profile with old photos that I left up cause it kept selling. Even then I’m only making a few dollars a print. I personally don’t think the WSL will be around that much longer lol
They wrongly threw me under the bus too. Fuck them always and forever.
Think about the past pipe masters. The permit was under film/entertainment. Its another way of controlling outside media!
Out of curiosity, and obvs no disrespect to your work, but would you know who actually bought those photos of a shitty cutback? Russian VALs? Sports newspapers?
Nah I don’t get customer information. So Redbubble takes the money, prints, sends it out etc and I get my cut at the end of the month. It’s print only. Its over ten years old now but kept selling.
Good on ya. Logged in and looked up kelly slater, no slater whatsoever. It was mostly this hot chick from 90’s tv show Saved by the Bell. Also this nice-ish shot of Front and Backdoors https://www.redbubble.com/i…
Isn’t there more money to be made on redbubble on gay soft core?
the cocoa kook
When I was young growing up in Florida, I competed in the ESA. I was in boys when Slater was in junior men’s and one day while I was competing, my dad played golf and ended up getting paired up with Kelly and Sean. When he picked me up, he told me he played with them and said, “that Kelly may be a great surfer but he’s terrible at golf”. True story
I’m about to pick up a pizza and wings from Lil Ceasers. I’ll read it tomorrow
Kelly is just trying to say that he’s read the book, and which only reaffirmed that he’s been going about this instant gratification (IG) thing the right way all along. You see, from Kelly’s perspective he’s been practicing self-discipline.
We should just count our lucky stars he’s been practicing self-discipline, cause he’s obviously letting us know things would be much different if he wasn’t
Seems like the more he lets us know the douchier he becomes.
Or the more douchier we’re becoming the more we pay attention.
I’m blaming BG for any douchiness, whether its us or Slater. If it wasn’t for BG I would have no idea what the hell is on Slater Insta.
100%. Right there with ya brother. In fact, things I’ve often blamed the dog for, have now by default become the fault of Beach Grit.
I saw it as half threat (be nice or I will remove access) and half fishing for people to send him “NOOOO KELLY UR AMAZING DONT LEAVE” messages
Uhh, Mark Meadows and Martin Meadows are not the same person Chuckles.
More killer chas smith urinalism.